Cake Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Cake

Cake Quotes & Sayings

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My favorite song is happy birthday,
as that means there will be cake — Jane Yates

Our minifridge had nothing but tres leches cake in it. — Lena Dunham

You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake. — Miley Cyrus

Can this really call itself a cake when its main ingredients are cheese and carrots? — Sarra Manning

If I can tell my story, and help anybody else in the interim, then that's icing on the cake. — Jeff Conaway

Destiny cuts
the cake of love,
Three slices to some,
To others, a crumb. — Stefano Benni

Lorraine, bless her pea-pickin' heart, was carrying a huge, triple-layer, chocolate cake. — Amy Harmon

He managed not to disturb too much of the flower bed as he tamped soil over the Jaffa Cake box that had taken on the role of hamster coffin so well. — Anonymous

Life is not a piece of cake — Ian Davies

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. — Boris Johnson

I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest. — Craig Benzine

Libido, fascination, too much oral defecation. White trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy. — Marilyn Manson

Love is when you have a really amazing piece of cake, and it's the very last piece, but you let him have it. — E. Lockhart

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. — Jonathan Coulton

You should never let a silly detail such as not getting attacked with a cake fork stand in the way of a little well-deserved sexy time. — Rosen Trevithick

Cake is one of life's great wonders, and who would deny wonder to a child? — Lauren Child

It was the first time that I had ever been romantically kissed. It was even better than the chocolate cake. — Richard Paul Evans

I'm going to die. And as if that weren't bad enough, I'm going to die inside a cake. — Peter H. Fogtdal

Joey looked confused and horrified, like a stripper bursting out of a cake only to realize she's been accidentally delivered to a baby shower. — Justin Halpern

It's always a good idea to chill your crab cake mixture for a few hours, or even overnight, before frying because they'll hold together better. — Tom Douglas

Bake with love.. — Manuela Kjeilen

You cannot eat your cake and have your cake. — Miguel De Cervantes

Death smells like birthday cake. — Maggie Stiefvater

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. — Elon Musk

Observing and commenting, it is a piece of cake.
Experiencing and sharing, that is a piece of work. — Toba Beta

Cake is for the weak, Mom always says. Funny, I thought it was for birthdays. — Danielle Joseph

I learned basic cookery from my mom, taught myself cake techniques and then got fed up with my own cakes not looking as good as the ones in the shops. — Jane Asher

And said she was having meatballs and wedding cake for dinner. — Janet Evanovich

Why do people always want to put their hands on vulnerability? I sped up. — Sloane Crosley

Lawyers make their cake by cooking up other people's troubles. — Margaret Deland

Climate change policies cannot be the frosting on the cake of development; they must be baked into the recipe of growth and social development. — Robert Zoellick

Tea Cake went out and wandered around. Saw the hand of horror on everything. — Zora Neale Hurston

There's a capacity for appetite ... that a whole heaven and earth of cake can't satisfy — John Steinbeck

To accept some idea of truth without experiencing it is like a painting of a cake on paper which you cannot eat. — Shunryu Suzuki

Love is like a good cake; you never know when it's coming, but you'd better eat it when it does! — C. JoyBell C.

I thought of the past and how one should have respect for it, like the elderly. — Sloane Crosley

I have to go," I say, "I am baking a cake. — Matt Cutugno

You know, there's more to being an evil despot then getting cake whenever you want it."
"If that's what you think, then you're DOING IT WRONG! — Phil Foglio

In fact, for dessert, I'll skip the rest of the cake and take one order of sexy single dad, please. — Lauren Blakely

Failing to have a cake after one has eaten it, is not a compromise. — Ayn Rand

A page of my journal is like a cake of portable soup. A little may be diffused into a considerable portion. — James Boswell

If life was a piece of cake, it wouldn't be worth eating! — Christopher Jones

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake. — Gabriel Iglesias

I wasn't an expert on feelings, but Amma's were all stirred up in cake batter, and she wasn't about to share them. She'd rather give away the cake. — Kami Garcia

A party without cake is really just a meeting. — Julia Child

A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it ... they might as well say "shite gateau — Karl Pilkington

I always eat cake for breakfast — Stampylongnose

You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting. — Steve Jobs

I wonder wether it is possible to stay delirious and in love when you've been together for a long time. — Carole Matthews

And you look beautiful," she added.
"I look like a cake."
"But a beautiful cake. — Andrea Cremer

I want my cake and I wanna eat it too,
I wanna have fun and be inlove with you.. — Lana Del Rey

Before she cut her birthday cake, she cast a wish, then blew the candles out from his eyes. — Anthony Liccione

Her Pan-Cake makeup was cracking like a dried-out Dakota lake bed. — John Sandford

Cake is the only thing that matters. — Allie Brosh

The icing on the cake is when other people enjoy your vision and support what you do. — Cise Star

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg

The ratio of people to cake is too big. — Stephen Root

If I was made of cake I'd eat myself before somebody else could. — Emma Donoghue

I make no apology for preoccupying myself with architecture, television, conceptual art, restaurants and Jane Asher's cakes. — Will Self

Let's just say you may regret that second piece of cake.'
Oh my God. Regret cake? Whatever was about to happen must be truly evil. — Rachel Hawkins

If I propose to myself and myself says yes, I get to have the cake, right? I love me, so I'm thinking 12 tiers. — Michelle M. Pillow

Come on, it's almost midnight. Let's go watch them cut the cake. — Scott Westerfeld

He said at another time that she had no heart; and he added in a moment that she had given it all away - in small pieces, like a frosted wedding-cake. — Henry James

I remembered the way out suggested by a great princess when told that the peasants had no bread: "Well, let them eat cake". — Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Fairy dust is very useful. I use it to turn oatmeal into cake. — David Shannon

Was the cake at least good? He knows where my heart lies. — Katja Millay

My stomach rumbles.
Plates of cookies, cake, and fudge.
Christmastime is here. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Somewhere, excitement waited for me like an uncut cake. — Lauren Wolk

her ribs hugged her heart and the air went back to tasting like birthday cake. He — C.C. Hunter

Cake baking has to be, however innocently, one of the great culinary scams: it implies effort, it implies domestic prowess; but believe me, it's easy. — Nigella Lawson

In both marriage and war you must cut up the things people say like a cake and eat only what you can stomach. — Catherynne M Valente

Life's no piece of cake, mind you, but the recipe's my own to fool with. — Haruki Murakami

Call me what you want; I'm still taking your cake. — Lu

Go cons a piece of cake onto your mouth. — Daniel P. Friedman

This is probably as good a time as any to mention that I was holding a large birthday cake. — Jonathan Tropper

Staring into the ring of candles - proud that the number of his years finally made a ring, all around the cake — Margaret Peterson Haddix

In life one cannot eat his cake and have it, too; he must make his choice and then do the best he can to be content to go the way his judgment leads. — Clarence Darrow

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. — Alfred Hitchcock

May I feel like I feel when I'm about to eat cake. — Greg Walloch

Two things do me in: one's chocolate cake, the other's hypocrisy. — Roseanne Barr

Chloe, are you in the bathroom fucking that nice slice of man cake? — Christina Lauren

When you have a watch on, it just sets everything off. It's the icing on the cake when it comes to your entire look. — B.o.B

Some films are slices of life, mine are slices of cake — Alfred Hitchcock

Loves not cake. You don't carve it into pieces 'till there's nothing left. It's more like magic pudding - the more you use of it, the more it grows. — Elizabeth Fensham

There is no screenplay-writing recipe that guarantees your cake will rise. — Robert McKee

How do you express a skinny blonde werewolf and a former toad in a cake? — Elizabeth A. Reeves

I love you like a fat kid loves cake! — Scott Adams

Cupcakes - when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake. — Dana Gould

Life is sometimes sad and often dull, but there are currants in the cake, and here is one of them. — Nancy Mitford

Do not envy others. If someone gets a larger piece of cake, be happy for them. They'll get fat and you'll stay thin. — Frederick Lenz

Its a matter of time that the money I make become a financial cake that I could eat everyday. — Jonathan Anthony Burkett

What I really do is take real plums and put them in an imaginary cake. — Mary McCarthy

If you'd told em you killed a blind gramma, they'd have stayed to eat the pizza and cake. Free is free. — Stephen King

Do you know what I did? I urrrrrinated on the cake at my ex-wife's wedding. Pissssed all over the icing.
Melvin Baylor - Seven Up — Janet Evanovich

I can cook to please people, but it's quite conventional. I make a good sponge cake. I find it hard to follow recipes. — Anna Chancellor

You can have diabetes and have a piece of cake. You cannot have diabetes and eat a whole cake. — Paula Deen

As I did, there, in perfect condition, to be admired by five sets of wondering eyes, was an enormous, glistening, moist, chocolate cake. — Brother Andrew

Most problems can be solved through cake. — Joanne Harris

'Having' Your Cake ... a little perverted ...
'Eating' it too ... a lot perverted! — Josh Stern

Celebration is life's frosting: isn't frosting the very best part of the cake? — Bethenny Frankel