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MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS?
ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS.
MY FRIEND: COOL WHAT LANGUAGE?
ME: MATH. — KanyaACoffman

Funny how any sentence that started with "honestly" usually wasn't. — Jay Bell

I had no idea what they were saying in Italian as a child, they spoke too quickly on the radio. But I realized that language was very funny. — Dominic Chianese

A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. So eternal happiness is beaten by a ham sandwich. — Mark Forsyth

It's a funny thing, because I think that my mother and I may finally be speaking the same language. But somehow, now words don't seem as necessary — Gayle Forman

You mustn't let men drive you to mangling the English language, no matter how sweet they are. — Marisa De Los Santos

No means yes in grasshopper language. — Noel Fielding

Culver is a language magnet school. What it's mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds. — Dave Barry

Me neither," Shane put in. "Homie don't play that."
"I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all," Amelie said. — Rachel Caine

Richard Burton had a tremendous passion for the English language, especially the spoken and written word — Frank Bough

He said "cool" like I say a Spanish word when I'm not sure of the pronunciation. — Kelley Armstrong

Think of prototypes as a funny markup language
the interpretation is left up to the rendering engine. — Larry Wall

I was not born with English in my pocket. — Santosh Kalwar

And a beautiful garden, not far from a beautiful lake, and I said it sounded perfectly perfect. — Vladimir Nabokov

Most often when I stammer
That's my brain
Correcting my grammer. — Joyce Rachelle

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself. — Robin Williams

Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language. — Caroline Rhea

When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop. — Alan Perlis

Jokes are many things. 'Funny' is only one of them. — Melinda Chapman

The French: a people who have used their sophisticated culture and beautiful language to bequeath to the world the sliced potato. — Bauvard

Some attempts at translating from one language into another one can be pretty funny if the translators don't know what they're doing. — Lori Peckham

He said it twice because he had never said it before, and it sounded funny. — A.A. Milne

When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language. — Alan Garner

I should think a dead language would be rather boring, socially
speaking. — Sol Luckman

Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates. — Bauvard

It is best one should quote what one doesn't understand at all in the language one knows the least — Voltaire

I can't make out what they're saying; it sounds like: hiss, blah, she hiss, squeak. But the aunt appears to speak the native language. — Emma Chase

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex. — Kristen Schaal

Body language translation: hell yes, dipshit — Shay Rucker

As humans we speak one language ... — Avril Lavigne