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Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience boo:: See? — Louis C.K.

Infallible perception was definitely a downside of dating a Scion. — K.C. King

Young people don't even consider that it's a good idea to be out on the fringe, which is where good ideas come from. — Louis C.K.

I've been having a lot of trouble sleeping as we all should. I dunno. You don't live that long. It doesn't matter. — Louis C.K.

Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. — Louis C.K.

A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody. — Louis C.K.

The future lies with those companies who see the poor as their customers — C. K. Prahalad

I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at. — Louis C.K.

Friends should always tell you the truth. But please don't. — Louis C.K.

I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard. — Louis C.K.

Educational life is pretty awesome — K.C Tshwaane

When you get kicked in the teeth, chew on it: don't bite back. — K.C. Rhoads

For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I'm making plenty of money. — Louis C.K.

Louis C.K. directs his show, which is very much like a series of short films. — Mike Birbiglia

I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing. But my kids love me. Go figure. — Louis C.K.

The more I write, the more the silence seems to be eating away at me. — C. K. Williams

If I'm not on tour, I can run down to the comedy club and do a little stand-up. If you're an actor, you can't go - I guess there's forms of it. — Louis C.K.

I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff. — Louis C.K.

I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat. — Louis C.K.

When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I just freak out. I turn the TV back on and don't get any sleep. — Louis C.K.

I would so rock at running amuck. — K.C. Randall

Some people think it's demeaning to victims if you ever say anything out-loud about sexual abuse of children. I don't know if that's true. — Louis C.K.

If stone circle begins to hum - - run! — K.C. Dyer

You would never do stand-up without an audience. I mean, no one would even consider it. It's like they're the instrument you're playing. — Louis C.K.

I do love standup. I love comedians. They're my community. Also, because I know so many of them, I know the value of them. I know what they can do. — Louis C.K.

Some entertainers don't pay attention to what's going on around them. — Louis C.K.

C'mon, you know you want to be the star to my burst. — K. Bromberg

I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk. — Louis C.K.

I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is. — Louis C.K.

It takes the truth to gets everyone's trust — K.C Tshwaane

The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up, you will get better. — Louis C.K.

How we ask the question is extremely important to how we find the answer. — C. K. Prahalad

Its hard to say i'm not going to do it, if you have already done it before — K.C Tshwaane

I finally have the body I want. It's easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body. — Louis C.K.

How many times can a person break you heart? — C.K. Kelly Martin

Mom says you have to believe in Santa if you want presents on Christmas. — C.K. Walker

Dyer 5 bu Paid 3.50 Hogs and Cattle Aug 23 9 hogs to K.C. 74.38 24 1 " " " 15.93 Oct 18 1 cow " " 32.85 — David McCullough

If satan can keep you in the sense realm, he will destroy you - but if you keep him in the faith realm, you'll put him under your feet. — Frederick K. C. Price

I don't have sex drive ... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'. — Louis C.K.

Everything that people say is testable. — Louis C.K.

Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff. — Louis C.K.

You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets those little budgets? They're mean, man. They're cold and very cool-oriented. — Louis C.K.

Louis C. K. makes me laugh, I must say. — Chris O'Dowd

I grew up in a generation that had exponential technological advances. — Louis C.K.

If you don't love me its okay, someone els will. — K.C Tshwaane

When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't. — Louis C.K.

If you had tried to have sex with me Julia, you would still be feeling me inside of you. — K.C. Lynn

I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky; I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat. — Louis C.K.

The earth doesn't move backward (very much) when you walk only because it's much more massive than you are. — K.C. Cole

lounging around the pull — C.K. Murray

Sometimes it seems so easy to make people happy that I wonder why I don't do it more often. — C.K. Kelly Martin

Sometimes you have a poem that you really want to write and it never happens. — C. K. Williams

I don't know if you've ever had just five dollars in the bank, but I've found that if that's all you have, you can't get it out. — Louis C.K.

To me, art supplies are always okay to buy. — Louis C.K.

Stop talking about it and just WRITE! — C.K. Webb

But you can't unsee something once you've seen it. Not without a memory wipe anyway. — C.K. Kelly Martin

Why?" JJ sniped. "I'll have to come back here eventually. This is where I live, Darren." "Not anymore. You're going to be living with me. — K.C. Wells

I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to you?' — Louis C.K.

Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house. — Louis C.K.

All it takes is one step. Just close your eyes and step out over the edge. It'll all be over before you know it — K.C. Wells

It's easier to cancel a show if it's expensive. — Louis C.K.

When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.' — Louis C.K.

I was an awkward kid. — Louis C.K.

The past is not an excuse, it's a REASON — K.C. Rhoads

He watched Carl pouring coffee into a huge mug bearing a photo of a cute corgi, below which was the word Alastair. — K.C. Wells

If diversity is O.K. for God, it ought to be O.K. for Republicans. — J. C. Watts

We have white people problems in America. You know what that is? That's when your life is amazing, so you just make stuff up to get worried about. — Louis C.K.

You need to build an ability to just be yourself, and not be doing something, — Louis C.K.

Jared kept flashing me smirks, no doubt fully informed of his progress on Operation Kill Tate and K.C. The — Penelope Douglas

It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen. — Louis C.K.

Words do exist to soothe the savage beast. One just needs to find the right words. — K.C. Riley-Gyer

the problem of my winded panting by holding my — K.C. Dyer

What happens after you die?" "Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you. — Louis C.K.

If your aspirations are not greater than your resources, you're not an entrepreneur. — C. K. Prahalad

Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much. — Louis C.K.

Brynna replies I think you spell it c-o-c-k. But you're not suppose to spell it, Jules, you're suppose to suck it — Kristen Proby

How Do you spell relax?" I whispered, holding his head with my hands.
I think the answer is f-u-c-k-m-e." He answered. — Yasmine Galenorn

Maybe God is an asshole ... of course not, he's not an asshole, he's imaginary. — Louis C.K.

Sometimes you just have to be proud of yourself, not just because of what you doing, but because of who you are — K.C Mathobela

I would rather be with my kids than anybody else. — Louis C.K.

Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two. — Louis C.K.

It's just a big excuse to say awful things. — Louis C.K.

I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die. — Louis C.K.

You can't direct without a good crew. — Louis C.K.

I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward. — Louis C.K.

The kiss has started something bigger between us, and the lies I'm telling Stirling will only get worse from here on in. — K.C. Finn

No regrets. No apologies. — K.C. Washington

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself. — Louis C.K.

You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience. — Louis C.K.

I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do. — Louis C.K.

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December. — Louis C.K.

I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up. — Louis C.K.

I love stand-up more than anything, and I'm so happy to have found a way to use it in the show. — Louis C.K.

The future," wrote C. K. Brightbill, "will belong not only to the educated man, but to the man who is educated to use his leisure wisely. — Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Bending instead of breaking," he repeats. "That's probably always a better option if you can take it, isn't it? — C.K. Kelly Martin

I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of. — Louis C.K.

Trust your eyes for they can see more than you do" - Return to Finkleton by K.C. Hilton — K.C. Hilton

The main thing is that the 'C' is silent, so it kind of starts with a 'Z.' Z-O-O-K-RIE. It's Ukrainian, on my dad's side. — Matt Czuchry

I'm an art major. You're a political science major. YOU go lay down the law. — C.K. Walker

The Future is as avoidable as the past is alterable, for the latter is, after all, a consequence of the former: A combination of choice and fate. — K.C. King