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C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience

Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience boo:: See? — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By K.C. King: Infallible perception was definitely a downside of dating

Infallible perception was definitely a downside of dating a Scion. — K.C. King

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: Young people don't even consider that it's a

Young people don't even consider that it's a good idea to be out on the fringe, which is where good ideas come from. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: I've been having a lot of trouble sleeping

I've been having a lot of trouble sleeping as we all should. I dunno. You don't live that long. It doesn't matter. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: Most people are dead. Did you know that?

Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants

A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By C. K. Prahalad: The future lies with those companies who see

The future lies with those companies who see the poor as their customers — C. K. Prahalad

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: I think you have to try and fail,

I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: Friends should always tell you the truth. But

Friends should always tell you the truth. But please don't. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: I've tried to do away with lying in

I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By K.C Tshwaane: Educational life is pretty awesome

Educational life is pretty awesome — K.C Tshwaane

C.k. Quotes By K.C. Rhoads: When you get kicked in the teeth, chew

When you get kicked in the teeth, chew on it: don't bite back. — K.C. Rhoads

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: For my scale, how I grew up and

For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I'm making plenty of money. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: Louis C.K. directs his show, which is very

Louis C.K. directs his show, which is very much like a series of short films. — Mike Birbiglia

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: I found out that I'm a pretty bad

I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing. But my kids love me. Go figure. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By C. K. Williams: The more I write, the more the silence

The more I write, the more the silence seems to be eating away at me. — C. K. Williams

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: If I'm not on tour, I can run

If I'm not on tour, I can run down to the comedy club and do a little stand-up. If you're an actor, you can't go - I guess there's forms of it. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: I wish I could know everything ever, like

I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: I grew up watching all these crazy movies,

I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: When I am in a hotel, and I

When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I just freak out. I turn the TV back on and don't get any sleep. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By K.C. Randall: I would so rock at running amuck.

I would so rock at running amuck. — K.C. Randall

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: Some people think it's demeaning to victims if

Some people think it's demeaning to victims if you ever say anything out-loud about sexual abuse of children. I don't know if that's true. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By K.C. Dyer: If stone circle begins to hum - -

If stone circle begins to hum - - run! — K.C. Dyer

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: You would never do stand-up without an audience.

You would never do stand-up without an audience. I mean, no one would even consider it. It's like they're the instrument you're playing. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: I do love standup. I love comedians. They're

I do love standup. I love comedians. They're my community. Also, because I know so many of them, I know the value of them. I know what they can do. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: Some entertainers don't pay attention to what's going

Some entertainers don't pay attention to what's going on around them. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By K. Bromberg: C'mon, you know you want to be the

C'mon, you know you want to be the star to my burst. — K. Bromberg

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: I don't think it makes any sense to

I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: I do feel a lot of times like

I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By K.C Tshwaane: It takes the truth to gets everyone's trust

It takes the truth to gets everyone's trust — K.C Tshwaane

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: The only road to good shows is bad

The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up, you will get better. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By C. K. Prahalad: How we ask the question is extremely important

How we ask the question is extremely important to how we find the answer. — C. K. Prahalad

C.k. Quotes By K.C Tshwaane: Its hard to say i'm not going to

Its hard to say i'm not going to do it, if you have already done it before — K.C Tshwaane

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: I finally have the body I want. It's

I finally have the body I want. It's easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By C.K. Kelly Martin: How many times can a person break you

How many times can a person break you heart? — C.K. Kelly Martin

C.k. Quotes By C.K. Walker: Mom says you have to believe in Santa

Mom says you have to believe in Santa if you want presents on Christmas. — C.K. Walker

C.k. Quotes By David McCullough: Dyer 5 bu Paid 3.50 Hogs and Cattle

Dyer 5 bu Paid 3.50 Hogs and Cattle Aug 23 9 hogs to K.C. 74.38 24 1 " " " 15.93 Oct 18 1 cow " " 32.85 — David McCullough

C.k. Quotes By Frederick K. C. Price: If satan can keep you in the sense

If satan can keep you in the sense realm, he will destroy you - but if you keep him in the faith realm, you'll put him under your feet. — Frederick K. C. Price

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: I don't have sex drive ... I have

I don't have sex drive ... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: Everything that people say is testable.

Everything that people say is testable. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: Cars and cameras are the two things I

Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: You know, the people who do indie film

You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets those little budgets? They're mean, man. They're cold and very cool-oriented. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Chris O'Dowd: Louis C. K. makes me laugh, I must

Louis C. K. makes me laugh, I must say. — Chris O'Dowd

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: I grew up in a generation that had

I grew up in a generation that had exponential technological advances. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By K.C Tshwaane: If you don't love me its okay, someone

If you don't love me its okay, someone els will. — K.C Tshwaane

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: When a person tells you that you hurt

When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By K.C. Lynn: If you had tried to have sex with

If you had tried to have sex with me Julia, you would still be feeling me inside of you. — K.C. Lynn

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: I don't care about the weight. You know,

I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky; I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By K.C. Cole: The earth doesn't move backward (very much) when

The earth doesn't move backward (very much) when you walk only because it's much more massive than you are. — K.C. Cole

C.k. Quotes By C.K. Murray: lounging around the pull

lounging around the pull — C.K. Murray

C.k. Quotes By C.K. Kelly Martin: Sometimes it seems so easy to make people

Sometimes it seems so easy to make people happy that I wonder why I don't do it more often. — C.K. Kelly Martin

C.k. Quotes By C. K. Williams: Sometimes you have a poem that you really

Sometimes you have a poem that you really want to write and it never happens. — C. K. Williams

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: I don't know if you've ever had just

I don't know if you've ever had just five dollars in the bank, but I've found that if that's all you have, you can't get it out. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: To me, art supplies are always okay to

To me, art supplies are always okay to buy. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By C.K. Webb: Stop talking about it and just WRITE!

Stop talking about it and just WRITE! — C.K. Webb

C.k. Quotes By C.K. Kelly Martin: But you can't unsee something once you've seen

But you can't unsee something once you've seen it. Not without a memory wipe anyway. — C.K. Kelly Martin

C.k. Quotes By K.C. Wells: Why?" JJ sniped. "I'll have to come back

Why?" JJ sniped. "I'll have to come back here eventually. This is where I live, Darren." "Not anymore. You're going to be living with me. — K.C. Wells

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: I think I'm past any window where I'm

I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to you?' — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: Kids are like buckets of disease that live

Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By K.C. Wells: All it takes is one step. Just close

All it takes is one step. Just close your eyes and step out over the edge. It'll all be over before you know it — K.C. Wells

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: It's easier to cancel a show if it's

It's easier to cancel a show if it's expensive. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there

When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.' — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: I was an awkward kid.

I was an awkward kid. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By K.C. Rhoads: The past is not an excuse, it's a

The past is not an excuse, it's a REASON — K.C. Rhoads

C.k. Quotes By K.C. Wells: He watched Carl pouring coffee into a huge

He watched Carl pouring coffee into a huge mug bearing a photo of a cute corgi, below which was the word Alastair. — K.C. Wells

C.k. Quotes By J. C. Watts: If diversity is O.K. for God, it ought

If diversity is O.K. for God, it ought to be O.K. for Republicans. — J. C. Watts

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: We have white people problems in America. You

We have white people problems in America. You know what that is? That's when your life is amazing, so you just make stuff up to get worried about. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: You need to build an ability to just

You need to build an ability to just be yourself, and not be doing something, — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Penelope Douglas: Jared kept flashing me smirks, no doubt fully

Jared kept flashing me smirks, no doubt fully informed of his progress on Operation Kill Tate and K.C. The — Penelope Douglas

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: It's more fun to experience things when you

It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By K.C. Riley-Gyer: Words do exist to soothe the savage beast.

Words do exist to soothe the savage beast. One just needs to find the right words. — K.C. Riley-Gyer

C.k. Quotes By K.C. Dyer: the problem of my winded panting by holding

the problem of my winded panting by holding my — K.C. Dyer

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: What happens after you die?" "Lot's of things

What happens after you die?" "Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By C. K. Prahalad: If your aspirations are not greater than your

If your aspirations are not greater than your resources, you're not an entrepreneur. — C. K. Prahalad

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: Talking is always positive. That's why I talk

Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Kristen Proby: Brynna replies I think you spell it c-o-c-k.

Brynna replies I think you spell it c-o-c-k. But you're not suppose to spell it, Jules, you're suppose to suck it — Kristen Proby

C.k. Quotes By Yasmine Galenorn: How Do you spell relax?" I whispered, holding

How Do you spell relax?" I whispered, holding his head with my hands.
I think the answer is f-u-c-k-m-e." He answered. — Yasmine Galenorn

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: Maybe God is an asshole ... of course

Maybe God is an asshole ... of course not, he's not an asshole, he's imaginary. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By K.C Mathobela: Sometimes you just have to be proud of

Sometimes you just have to be proud of yourself, not just because of what you doing, but because of who you are — K.C Mathobela

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: I would rather be with my kids than

I would rather be with my kids than anybody else. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some

Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: It's just a big excuse to say awful

It's just a big excuse to say awful things. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: I know what it's like to have a

I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: You can't direct without a good crew.

You can't direct without a good crew. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: I was a nerd growing up, and I'm

I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By K.C. Finn: The kiss has started something bigger between us,

The kiss has started something bigger between us, and the lies I'm telling Stirling will only get worse from here on in. — K.C. Finn

C.k. Quotes By K.C. Washington: No regrets. No apologies.

No regrets. No apologies. — K.C. Washington

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: I don't stop eating when I'm full. The

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: You have to be aware of who you're

You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: I like being full, every day, with stuff

I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: One thing I learned from drinking is that

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: I do actually use a boxing trainer when

I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: I love stand-up more than anything, and I'm

I love stand-up more than anything, and I'm so happy to have found a way to use it in the show. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi: The future," wrote C. K. Brightbill, "will belong

The future," wrote C. K. Brightbill, "will belong not only to the educated man, but to the man who is educated to use his leisure wisely. — Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

C.k. Quotes By C.K. Kelly Martin: Bending instead of breaking," he repeats. "That's probably

Bending instead of breaking," he repeats. "That's probably always a better option if you can take it, isn't it? — C.K. Kelly Martin

C.k. Quotes By Louis C.K.: I'm bored' is a useless thing to say.

I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of. — Louis C.K.

C.k. Quotes By K.C. Hilton: Trust your eyes for they can see more

Trust your eyes for they can see more than you do" - Return to Finkleton by K.C. Hilton — K.C. Hilton

C.k. Quotes By Matt Czuchry: The main thing is that the 'C' is

The main thing is that the 'C' is silent, so it kind of starts with a 'Z.' Z-O-O-K-RIE. It's Ukrainian, on my dad's side. — Matt Czuchry

C.k. Quotes By C.K. Walker: I'm an art major. You're a political science

I'm an art major. You're a political science major. YOU go lay down the law. — C.K. Walker

C.k. Quotes By K.C. King: The Future is as avoidable as the past

The Future is as avoidable as the past is alterable, for the latter is, after all, a consequence of the former: A combination of choice and fate. — K.C. King