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Praising heroes who slay monsters is a writer's most ancient task. — David Burr Gerrard

Never gaining a good reputation is not nearly as painful as losing one. — Raymond Burr

I am so pro-swine flu ... I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't be afraid. It's only going to kill the weak. — Bill Burr

All nineteen-year-old males are children who are men capable of war. — David Burr Gerrard

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I am the one thing in life I can control. — Lin-Manuel Miranda

You have no idea how long a year is until you're stone sober. — Bill Burr

What would you rather be? 52 and look 52, or 52 and look like a 28-year-old lizard? — Bill Burr

Everyone should just drive out to the Mojave Desert and just experience it, and it's a fun place to live. — Bill Burr

I am so pro-swine flu it's ridiculous. — Bill Burr

Move with a spring & vegetable swiftness,
Seed-case & burr & tremulous grasses, a grove - vocal in the
wind - — Ronald Johnson

Those were my children being slaughtered. — Don Burr

Podcasting is great. Total freedom. — Bill Burr

You wanna know how you know you're informed as a protestor? They don't show your interview on TV. — Bill Burr

As much as Metallica rocked, they always had these song names ... 'The Thing That Shouldn't Be'. 'The Chair That Wasn't There', you know? — Bill Burr

Error often is to be preferred to indecision. — Aaron Burr

Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow. Delay may give clearer light as to what is best to be done. — Aaron Burr Jr.

The inconveniences we faced within this state are minor compared to ... New Orleans. — Richard Burr

I imagine it is because you can lead him to a story for his newspaper, and if it is for his paper, it must be something to make Hamilton look poorly. — David Liss

I'd hate to imply that it's your civic duty to see The House I Live In, but guess what it is. — Ty Burr

There's a fine line between being brave and just not giving a shit anymore. — Sara Furlong Burr

I don't have much of an ego, but I have a great deal of confidence! — Raymond Burr

When we started 'Perry Mason,' we thought it might go a year. — Raymond Burr

I grew up near the sea in British Columbia and San Francisco, and lived in Malibu and Fiji for years. I get uncomfortable being too far inland. — Raymond Burr

God's everywhere, but I gotta go down (to church) to see him? Really? And he's mad at me down there, and I owe you money? — Bill Burr

Don't you wonder sometimes," Miranda asked, "whether women have all the power or no power at all? — David Burr Gerrard

I am a better cook than I am an actor. If I have any ego, it's about cooking. I'm one of the best cooks ... and I cook in any language. — Raymond Burr

Try and live your life the way you wish other people would live theirs. — Raymond Burr

Pitbulls are like a gun you can pet. — Bill Burr

Frank is capable of any kind of behavior to win. — Don Burr

I was afraid you would deny me three times before your cock grows. — David Burr Gerrard

That was what maturity was: accepting things. The more things you accepted, the more mature you were. — David Burr Gerrard

Ignorance is like a disease. If you don't fight it, it will spread until we all succumb to it. — Sara Furlong Burr

My greatest satisfaction in acting on television is to have the opportunity to communicate with the world. — Raymond Burr

The first night you walk down to a comedy club, at least for me, I had my voice, and then I went on stage and I lost it. — Bill Burr

We do not want to old to be sharper than we. It is bad enough that they were there first, and got the best things. — Gore Vidal

Being a comedian is an incredible thing, but it can be scary sometimes. — Bill Burr

I love my dog. I hate bankers. I have issues with women. In my head, I'm a great guy. — Bill Burr

I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in. — Bill Burr

Arthur, do you think the fall of the Wall means anything? Do you think that this means that even one fewer body will burn? — David Burr Gerrard

Ah, my sister used to hit me harder. — Shawn Burr

One of the most visually beautiful movies you can see on the big screen. — Ty Burr

We remember Ronald Reagan as a man who maximized his gifts from an unknown to an actor to a Governor to the leader of the Free World. — Richard Burr

Be Luke Skywalker, not Darth Vader. Ultimately love is stronger than evil. — Don Burr

Some guy workin' at Home Depot, he wants to f-k just as many women as a celebrity. But he can't do it, because whores don't care about lumber. — Bill Burr

We have to make you think it's an important seat - because you're in it. — Don Burr

When you're a little fat boy in any kind of school, you're just persecuted something awful. — Raymond Burr

Heaven sometimes hedges a rare character about with ungainliness and odium, as the burr that protects the fruit. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Genocide, as many have noted, is a form of community-building. — David Burr Gerrard

My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious. — Bill Burr

I'd love to tell you that something is going to change tomorrow. But the reality is that it won't. — Richard Burr

Go West, young man. — Aaron Burr

Acting in a sitcom or a comedy movie is like a comedy routine with the setups. — Bill Burr

Focus and move forward. — Catherine Burr

The winter's frost must rend the burr of the nut before the fruit is seen. So adversity tempers the human heart, to discover its real worth. — Honore De Balzac

Do you know how many times a week people ask me why I'm yelling? — Bill Burr

Business runs hot and cold so the more you're in charge of your own destiny, the better off you are. — Bill Burr

Men do everything that men do, from waging war to reading books, for one purpose only: to get laid. — David Burr Gerrard

Gold diggers are the wife beaters of men! — Bill Burr

Don't overestimate everyone else and underestimate yourself — Tanya Burr

I love wines, except when I'm dieting. — Raymond Burr

I just do my act. If people in England don't get my joke I make fun of myself for telling it. — Bill Burr

Working on the Dave Chappelle show was amazing. — Bill Burr

When I watch 'Breaking Bad,' my stomach is in knots. — Bill Burr

Man is that guy ripped. I mean, I've got the washboard stomach, too. It's just that mine has about two months of laundry on top of it. — Shawn Burr

To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I'm just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again. — Bill Burr

I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously. — Bill Burr

Don't go to the protest. Go out and get laid. Unless you're going to the protest to get laid. — David Burr Gerrard

Sometimes I am hampered by having a moral code, but I have it nonetheless, like a burr under the brain, with no way to pluck it out. — Dean Koontz

I'm trying to get away from trashing women, to be honest. I think I've done enough of that in my career. — Bill Burr

I am a kind of burr; I shall stick. — William Shakespeare

The twentieth will be a short century," he said. "Either we or the Soviets will launch the missiles before long, and all the lies will be burned away. — David Burr Gerrard

Aaron Burr was like a new refrigerator. He was bright, cold and empty. — Richard Brookhiser

I think it's a privilege to be able to fly to somewhere where people want to see my show. — Bill Burr

There is no reason to hit a woman. And I was just like, really? I could give you like 17 right off the top of my head. — Bill Burr

This is a limiting factor in the way we have been able to help, ... We need to determine to what extent does an 'emergency declaration' go. — Richard Burr

Let's go to Brunch. What a great idea! Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you're thinking. — Bill Burr

Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich? — Bill Burr

Human beings are terrible things, Arthur. — David Burr Gerrard

There was too much protection in a drone, protection that was also a denial of one's own humanity, very much like the protection offered by a burqa. — David Burr Gerrard

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. — Aaron Burr

Anger is a better weapon than tears; a burr commands more respect than a sensitive plant. — Myrtle Reed

Nothing worse than when a 6 acts like a 10. — Bill Burr

Deny your emotions and act like you have answers — Bill Burr

A lot of my fears and anxieties are the fears and anxieties of a six-year-old boy. When I finally confront them, they're really small. — Bill Burr

I'm not easy to live with. My wife is a saint. — Bill Burr

See," Miranda said, "this is the truth." Sitting in class one morning, I found her pubic hair in my teeth. — David Burr Gerrard

The terror attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, changed the way we think about security. — Richard Burr

The problem with freedom is that when people have it, they do what they want to. — David Burr Gerrard

There is a very difficult period in a comedian's career - it's that window of time where you're good enough to draw tickets but nobody knows you yet. — Bill Burr

If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene. — Bill Burr

I'm not going to lie. I am a psycho. Luckily, I get most of it out on stage. — Bill Burr

Chauncy Burr ... talks well, possibly better than he thinks. But this is a common failing. — Elizabeth Cady Stanton

I am afraid that as people grow old there is a tendency for them to believe that what the past *ought* to have been it was. — Gore Vidal

Once you do a joke and it works it's only good for so long, like shooting fish in a barrel. — Bill Burr

Journalists of late seem too eager to change the world in various ways; the point is to describe it, accurately and carefully. — David Burr Gerrard

To the union of all honest men. — Aaron Burr Jr.

I live my life as I deem appropriate and fitting; I offer no apologies, no explanations. — Aaron Burr

Comedians have the ability to feel other emotions. — Bill Burr

Law is whatever is boldly asserted and plausibly maintained. — Aaron Burr

I had always thought that vaginas, with their flaps and folds, looked somehow unfinished. — David Burr Gerrard