Bulletproof Vest Quotes
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Bulletproof Vest Quotes & Sayings
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Nobody makes an emotional bulletproof vest, so you just have to carry the shrapnel around with you.
— Craig Johnson
A lifevest protects you from drowning and a bulletproof vest protects you from getting shot, and a sweater vest protects you from pretty girls.
— Demetri Martin
I press my books against my chest like a bulletproof vest.
— Amelia Kahaney
Take one day at a time you never know what it will bring.
— Debra Woodard
Go fuck a cactus, classless cunt.
— H.M. Ward
I was often the only white girl in the Indian dance class. That felt funny, but doing Indian dance was great.
— Roselee Goldberg
Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head.
Eddie DeChooch — Janet Evanovich
Eddie DeChooch — Janet Evanovich
Replace ropes with bullets. Hound dogs with German shepherds. A gray uniform with a bulletproof vest. Nothing is new.
— Jesmyn Ward
A bulletproof vest under everything else. I couldn't do anything to protect my head, but at least my hair looked good. I
— Karina Halle
Art is either revolution or plagiarism
— Paul Gauguin