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Brother Humor Quotes & Sayings
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Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious - I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well.
— George W. Bush
You're such a romantic. Just like your brother. Do you know what he bought for me for our last anniversary? A knife sharpener.
— Kim Fielding
You put your money in the machine, and out comes a hot dog, all without the Illuminati or Big Brother orchestrating the whole thing.
— Daniel Higginbotham
What do you mean? Leslie's voice was cool, as if she questioned witches who were flat on their backs being threatened by werewolves every day.
— Patricia Briggs
When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
— Cory Doctorow
You should see his older brother," said Jem. "Makes Gabriel look sweeter than gingerbread. Hates Will even more thanGabriel, too, if that's possible.
— Cassandra Clare
Yes, men are pigs. Except your brother, of course. He's actually a decent human being. Almost a woman.-Jillian's mother — Gena Showalter
My brother got shot three times two months ago, and he didn't get the fever." "I bet your family gets shot at a lot, huh? — Shelly Laurenston
He knew his parents were liars. He'd known since the day he'd found his brother's dead body stuffed inside a suitcase.
— Kirkland Ciccone
Some folks say that you can't get rid of a problem until you shuck it. So, brother, let's start shucking.
— Richard Puz
So, technically," Simon said, "even though Jace isn't actually related to you, you have kissed your brother.
— Cassandra Clare
(Vane) laughed at his brother who was slugging it out with another Daimon. How about I grab one leg, you grab the other and we make a wish and pull?
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
It'd hardly be worth having a brother at all, if you couldn't smack him in the head every once in a while.
— Lois Greiman
Don't use your mommy ninja skills on me.
— Ottilie Weber
What makes you think that Valentine's change of plans had anything to do with your brother?" "Because only Jace can piss someone off that much. — Cassandra Clare
To the stupidity of men, " Dakota said, raising a glass. "And my brother, who is their king.
— Susan Mallery
Yeah, but I forgot to take my George Orwell-shaped multivitamins along with my breakfast bowl of Big Brother Os this morning.
— Jim Butcher
So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?
— Christopher Moore
If you have pain in your ass, it doesn't mean you have done something wrong, but it's probably because you're wearing your little brother's underwear.
— Waheed Ibne Musa
I'm already saved. Hallelujah, praise the Lord. Now unlock that door and set me free, brother.
— Kerrelyn Sparks
A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard."
— Frank Carson
Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown prince from outer space.
— Kim Harrison
- My little brother craps himself."I laughed. "- Well, maybe it's because he's, like, only one?"
"- Whatever, it's still gross. — Jennifer L. Armentrout
Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going to happen again.
— Christopher Moore
Never touch my brother on his fucking birthday.
— Jim Butcher
Forgive my brother," Camira apologized. "We don't normally let him out of his cage when guests are present.
— Brandon Mull
I am no longer a Silent Brother," he said. "Only an ordinary man. My name is James, James Carstairs. But everyone calls me Jem.
— Cassandra Clare
Yes," Bernarde quipped, "Deal with me, Jean Luc. Come and dance with the night, brother. Let us battle 'till the sun turns us to ash.
— Katerina Martinez
Am I my brother's keeper? Yes. Interestingly, in my case, I share that honor with the Prospect Park Zoo.
— Woody Allen
