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It is almost always a mistake to mention Abraham Lincoln. He always steals the show. — Kurt Vonnegut

Do broken hearts make you brave or do they just make you stupid? — Lynn Weingarten

Nothing was quite as unfair as a world where the right choice was the one that hurt the one person he needed to protect. — Kit Rocha

Life is a very brief candle especially when you burn it at both ends — Josh Stern

Joseph had regained his composure by now. Evidently, once you accept that your wife slept with God, extraordinary events seem sort of commonplace. — Christopher Moore

At school I was always trying to con my teachers into letting me act out book reports instead of writing them. — Laura Linney

I've always tried to make movies that pull the audience out of their seats ... I want audiences to be transported. — Peter Jackson

Territory is but the body of a nation. The people who inhabit its hills and valleys are its soul, its spirit, its life. — James A. Garfield

If you can't be smart or funny, be brief. — J.A. Konrath

Funny how someone can come into your life for such a brief time but leave such a lasting impression. — Monica Murphy

The fool who knows his folly
Becomes wise by that fact.
But the fool who thinks he's wise -
He's called 'a fool' indeed! — Anonymous

I do miss sometimes being onstage, because when I do film and television, it's usually so brief and funny. — John Michael Higgins