Brick And Blanket Quotes
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Brick And Blanket Quotes & Sayings
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A brick and blanket could be used as a large slingshot, put the brick in the blanket swing it around and release.
— Amy Summers
A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.
— Nicole McKay
Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.
— Nicole McKay
The man you're going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.
— Nicole McKay
Soak blanket in gravy and make a delicious brick wrap. Serve in All Gravy Room at the Mandrake Hotel.
— Christoph Fischer
For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.
— Nicole McKay
I need a bone saw - for the meatloaf I made for you, which looks suspiciously like a brick. The gravy is a blanket.
— Jarod Kintz
You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.
— Nicole McKay
I had a dream about you last night ... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.
— Nicole McKay
Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.
— Nicole McKay
I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil).
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.
— Nicole McKay
You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It's certainly safer than keeping it in the bank!
— Nicole McKay
What is the greatest mystery of the universe? The answer is brick. Or is it blanket? I forget which one.
— Jarod Kintz
A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK.
— Nicole McKay
When you see my skill with a brick, you'll think I'm skilled under the blanket. But I'm not.
— Jarod Kintz
A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug!
— Nicole McKay
The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.
— Nicole McKay
A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.
— Nicole McKay
