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Breakfast Funny Quotes & Sayings

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Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. — Adelle Davis

If you think I'm one of those people who try to be funny at breakfast you're wrong. I'm invariably ill-tempered in the early morning. — Daphne Du Maurier

I guess the breakfast burritos are going to have some extra protein in the morning. — Jon S. Lewis

Science deals exclusively with things as they are in themselves; and art exclusively with things as they affect the human sense and human soul. — John Ruskin

How are you doing, son?"
"If you don't get started, I'll rip out your heart and have it for breakfast."
- Michael to Solo — Gena Showalter

For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

The process of history is combustion. — Novalis

I was confident about America and the idea that in America people can become American without masking their ethnic identity. — Zbigniew Brzezinski

It's against my programming to impersonate a deity. — Lawrence Kasdan

I'm on very good terms with all my former wives. — Andre Previn

I love to eat lettuce for breakfast, they call me bunny. — Ryan Bracha

Anyone can make them cry, but it takes a genius to make them laugh. — Charlie Chaplin

People should just be aware of how they are eating ... yesterday I had a McDonald's breakfast and pizza too - but that's bad. — Peaches Geldof

If the cuckoo does not sing, kill it. — Oda Nobunaga

An author is like an incompetent bricklayer - doesn't use mortar and keeps rearranging the bricks until someone tells him to stop. — Chris Everheart

If you blur your eyes, the streetlights become hundreds of ghosts going home. — Pleasefindthis

Maybe that was the point of truth
you could erase it all you wanted, and it was there to be discovered again — Scott Westerfeld

I thought, how do you confuse violent Russian mobsters? Well, by being silly! — Terry Gilliam

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. — Robert Orben

Working with people made me like my books so much more. — Lynn Cahoon

I can eat you at breakfast, not because I am a monster; it is only because you are too cute and yummy. — M.F. Moonzajer

Seconds are slowly, slowly passing by; like a lazy herd of elephants, heavy and laborious. — Gary Edward Gedall

If you want breakfast in bed, you have to concider sleeping in the kitchen> — Foster "Raul" Mkhabele

I think for more than half of my career, I have refrained from talking to the media. — Kathleen Battle

A lot of times what's satisfying to me in comedy is when a woman successfully does self-care. — Jenny Slate