Breakfast Funny Quotes
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Breakfast Funny Quotes & Sayings
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If you think I'm one of those people who try to be funny at breakfast you're wrong. I'm invariably ill-tempered in the early morning.
— Daphne Du Maurier
How are you doing, son?""If you don't get started, I'll rip out your heart and have it for breakfast."
- Michael to Solo — Gena Showalter
For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up.
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
The process of history is combustion.
— Novalis
I was confident about America and the idea that in America people can become American without masking their ethnic identity.
— Zbigniew Brzezinski
It's against my programming to impersonate a deity.
— Lawrence Kasdan
I'm on very good terms with all my former wives.
— Andre Previn
I love to eat lettuce for breakfast, they call me bunny.
— Ryan Bracha
Anyone can make them cry, but it takes a genius to make them laugh.
— Charlie Chaplin
People should just be aware of how they are eating ... yesterday I had a McDonald's breakfast and pizza too - but that's bad.
— Peaches Geldof
If the cuckoo does not sing, kill it.
— Oda Nobunaga
An author is like an incompetent bricklayer - doesn't use mortar and keeps rearranging the bricks until someone tells him to stop.
— Chris Everheart
Maybe that was the point of truthyou could erase it all you wanted, and it was there to be discovered again — Scott Westerfeld
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
— Robert Orben
Working with people made me like my books so much more.
— Lynn Cahoon
I can eat you at breakfast, not because I am a monster; it is only because you are too cute and yummy.
— M.F. Moonzajer
Seconds are slowly, slowly passing by; like a lazy herd of elephants, heavy and laborious.
— Gary Edward Gedall
If you want breakfast in bed, you have to concider sleeping in the kitchen>
— Foster "Raul" Mkhabele
I think for more than half of my career, I have refrained from talking to the media.
— Kathleen Battle
