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It's such a thrill to perform live. You never know if you're going to get hit with a bottle or a bra. — John Rzeznik

Watch out. Bras are often booby-trapped. — Tiffany Reisz

For me feminism is bra-burning lesbianism. It's very unglamorous. — Geri Halliwell

If I could be reincarnated as a fabric, I would come back as a 38 double-D bra. — Jesse Ventura

I study long-married couples and decide that wives are like bras: sometimes the most matronly are the most supportive. — Helen Ellis

Because if there's one thing we know about lesbians, it's that none of them wear bras. — Leila Sales

The next person that shows my girlfriend a picture of me wearing one of Mom's bras is a dead man! — R.L. Mathewson

Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support? — Bob Hope

Get Mom to stop hanging bras on bedroom doorknob — Meg Cabot

Bras are a ludicrous invention; but if you make bralessness a rule, you're just subjecting yourself to yet another repression. — Germaine Greer

One of them hung a pink bra from our lighting fixture. I left it there. It was a nice bra — Maureen Johnson

Dex:
Now, without any more jerking off from you, I suggest you get packing as fast as you can. I'll help. Where are your bras and underwear? — Karina Halle

I have loads of underwear, but only wear the bras because I never wear knickers. — Katie Price

I'm big-busted ... I can't always wear the cutest bras, and it makes me so mad. — Jessica Simpson

Bad bananas are like push-up bras
a promise of tenderness can deliver tasteless mush, and we're not supposed to complain. — Kate Lebo

How to care for intimate apparel? Treat your bras like you'd want a partner to handle your breasts: with kindness and a gentle touch. — Elisabeth Dale

In 1991, the average bra size in the U.S wad 34B. Today (2007) it's 36C. — Dan Taylor

You can talk to your old dad about anything, you know. Except boys. And bras. And that Bieber fellow. — Jenny B. Jones

Nothing shocks me anymore. I've embraced men in thongs, I've embraced women with padded bras. I mean, I can embrace Larry King saying 'fierce.' — Johnny Weir

Coffee is like a bra. 3 cups is one too many. — Demetri Martin

You know that's why mermaids swim around topless all the time, right? It's because their boobs are too big and all bras are C shells. — H.M. Ward

I have to wear two sports bras when I do my cardio. It takes a lot to hold these puppies up! — Fergie

I'm not out burning bras, but I'm very opinionated about women owning their power. — Katherine Heigl

Almost doesn't count. — R. Felini

I support women. I'm like a human BRA. — LIZ

If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras. — Kathy Lette

First rule of cleavage: it's not how low you go, but where and when you show. — Elisabeth Dale

Friends are like bras, attached near your heart for support. Foes are like panties, deported, every now and then, when they get dirty. — Santosh Kalwar

If I'm wearing a top, I don't wear a bra. If I'm wearing a bra, I just wear a bra. — Rihanna

I can never find the right bras. — Kate Upton

On a good night, I get underwear, bras, and hotel-room keys thrown onstage ... You start to think that you're Tom Jones. — Keanu Reeves

Extraction?" Taf sighed. "I can do more than drive. I can shoot, too. All us debutantes learn how to shoot before we get our first push-up bras. — Kim Harrison

The unsaid message of that endless rack of juniors' pushup bras? No matter what size you are, it still isn't good enough. — Adora Svitak

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support. — Donna Roberts

Friends are the support bras of life. — Lisa Kleypas

Onstage I've been hit by a grapefruit, beercans, eggs, spit, money, cigarette butts, Mandies, Quaaludes, joints, bras, panties, and a fist. — Iggy Pop