Brain And Humor Quotes
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Brain And Humor Quotes & Sayings
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Humor is the offspring of man; it comes forth like Minerva, fully armed from the brain.
— Roger L'Estrange
Of course I can do this. I'm pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn't change my personality.
— Christine Feehan
The brain, as busy as it can be, is actually very lazy...It sees what it expects to see
— James R. Doty
![Brain And Humor Quotes By A.A. Milne: No brain at all, some of them [people],](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/brain-and-humor-quotes-by-a-a-milne-1844975.jpg "Brain And Humor Quotes By A.A. Milne: No brain at all, some of them [people],")
Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.
— Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
She'd been so docile that Nina had become concerned. "Maybe she's not getting enough blood to herbrain?" she'd murmured to Matthias. — Leigh Bardugo
My dull brain was wrought with things forgotten.
— William Shakespeare
Haha, I can't hit you. If I did, I'd feel sorry for the person who'd have to clean up the mess of your splattered brain.
— Kyousuke Motomi
I resisted the urge to pour mouthwash in my brain.
— Devon Monk
We have to destroy the radioactive brain of Madame Curie.
— A. Lee Martinez
It doesn't matter what you've got in your pants if there is nothing in your brain to connect it to.
— Paul Joannides
Lingerer, my brain is on fire with impatience; and you tarry so long!
— Charlotte Bronte
I have been quiet today because fear in my heart has been fighting with frustration in my brain, leaving little energy for my mouth.
— Camron Wright
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
— Robin Williams
C-C-Can you get bones in your buh-buh-brain?' Bill asked. This was turning into the most interesting conversation he'd had in weeks.
— Stephen King
You know, I just had a thought," he drawled."Is that a new occurence for you? Is your brain tingling?"
Cash and Jen — Elle Kennedy
I am going to die, her brain recited calmly. I am going to be stabbed until I am died. How infuriating. I have so much left to do.
— Claire Legrand
I pointed at Wireman's forehead. "This is your brain," I said. Then I pointed at my easel. "This is your brain on canvas.
— Stephen King
Your brain is doing some great work when it's laughing.
— Jon Scieszka
A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
— Robert A. Heinlein
In an angry fit, my mother had called him an airhead, who couldn't find his brain even if it came knocking on his door.
— Jayde Scott
![Brain And Humor Quotes By James Dashner: Thomas: Is it [my brain] fixed?Brenda: It worked,](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/brain-and-humor-quotes-by-james-dashner-1407381.jpg "Brain And Humor Quotes By James Dashner: Thomas: Is it [my brain] fixed?Brenda: It worked,")
Thomas: Is it [my brain] fixed?Brenda: It worked, judging from the fact that you're not trying to kill us anymore ... — James Dashner
I try to imagine what type of girl Connor would seek, but she seems unfathomablelike a hazy picture with only her brain showing. — Becca Ritchie
The human brain is like a freight car, guaranteed to carry a certain capacity but often running empty.
— Lorraine Gokul
There were so many viciously sarcastic ways to respond, Jaden's brain was temporarily paralyzed due to witty comeback overload.
— Courtney Kirchoff
Oh I'd be more than happy to hold, I'll just spend the time working on that brain tumor.
— David C. Holley
Free your mind from routine, keep your brain somewhere else
— Benny Bellamacina
Use that fluff of yours you call a brain.
— Agatha Christie
At times I think I can hear my brain screaming, I am reading here, so please, all other body parts, do your best to keep up!
— Camron Wright
Oh no, my brain is broken.
— Russell Brand
I suppose he must have taken about a nine or something in hats. Shows what a rotten thing it is to let your brain develop too much.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Reading every day keeps the brain dead sickness away.
— Kristy Pellegrin
What has three heads, six arms, and half a brain?" Three asked. One and Two answered in unison. "Nate Sutter.
— Brandon Mull
The padlock clicked open. A voice soundingoddly like South Parks's Cartman echoed through my quivering brain. Goddammit!— Jennifer Rardin
Great Gates almighty," HARV said inside my brain. "I go off-line for a few nanos and the whole world goes to DOS.
— John Zakour
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
— Edward De Bono
I'm sure my unique brain tastes the same as a normal brain. Actually, mine might be slightly tastier.
— J. Cornell Michel
Come on brain, think of thingsCome on brain, think of things
Come on brain, be so smart — Lin-Manuel Miranda
I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.
— Carlos Ruiz Zafon
The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you.
— Criss Jami
You can't understand Twenty-first-Century Politics with an Eighteenth-Century Brain.
— George Lakoff
Sir U fell down from a speeding train,Which did some damage to his brain,
And after that he did not know
How to pronounce the letter O. — Edward Gorey
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain.
— William Howard Taft
If I had but the time and you had but the brain
— Lewis Carroll
Not all tongues that wag cohabit with a brain.
— Donita K. Paul
Give your brain a break and read a book.
— Jeff Lyon
Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.
— Terry Pratchett
The stupidity of one brain multiplied by twelve.
— Elbert Hubbard
Get up seaweed brain
— Rick Riordan
You can't believe everything people tell you - not even if those people are your own brain.
— Jefferson Smith
My brain? That's my second favorite organ.
— Woody Allen
I'm convinced that responsibility is some kind of psychological disease.
— Brandon Sanderson
How ghastly for her, people actually thinking, with their brains, and right next door. Oh, the travesty of it all.
— Gail Carriger
Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!
— Eddie Izzard
Your own brain ought to have the decency to be on your side!
— Terry Pratchett
