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Humor is the offspring of man; it comes forth like Minerva, fully armed from the brain. — Roger L'Estrange

Of course I can do this. I'm pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn't change my personality. — Christine Feehan

Sometimes I find I'm wearing a divided, split brain in terms of drama and humor. — Ridley Scott

The brain, as busy as it can be, is actually very lazy...It sees what it expects to see — James R. Doty

The way Calvin's brain is wired you can almost hear the fuses blowing. — Bill Watterson

There's a short circuit between my brain and my tongue, thus "Leave me the fuck alone" comes out as "Well, maybe. Sure. I guess I can see your point. — David Sedaris

No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think. — A.A. Milne

When I am old and addled I will make coronets like Cad, that have nothing to do with history, but represent the whimsy and cobwebs in my brain. — Sherri Baldy

Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind. — Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra

She'd been so docile that Nina had become concerned. "Maybe she's not getting enough blood to her
brain?" she'd murmured to Matthias. — Leigh Bardugo

My dull brain was wrought with things forgotten. — William Shakespeare

Haha, I can't hit you. If I did, I'd feel sorry for the person who'd have to clean up the mess of your splattered brain. — Kyousuke Motomi

I resisted the urge to pour mouthwash in my brain. — Devon Monk

We have to destroy the radioactive brain of Madame Curie. — A. Lee Martinez

It doesn't matter what you've got in your pants if there is nothing in your brain to connect it to. — Paul Joannides

Lingerer, my brain is on fire with impatience; and you tarry so long! — Charlotte Bronte

I have been quiet today because fear in my heart has been fighting with frustration in my brain, leaving little energy for my mouth. — Camron Wright

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. — Robin Williams

C-C-Can you get bones in your buh-buh-brain?' Bill asked. This was turning into the most interesting conversation he'd had in weeks. — Stephen King

You know, I just had a thought," he drawled.

"Is that a new occurence for you? Is your brain tingling?"

Cash and Jen — Elle Kennedy

I am going to die, her brain recited calmly. I am going to be stabbed until I am died. How infuriating. I have so much left to do. — Claire Legrand

I pointed at Wireman's forehead. "This is your brain," I said. Then I pointed at my easel. "This is your brain on canvas. — Stephen King

Your brain is doing some great work when it's laughing. — Jon Scieszka

Pooh," said Rabbit kindly, "you haven't any brain."
"I know," said Pooh humbly. — A.A. Milne

A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain. — Robert A. Heinlein

I'm intelligent because my mother stood in the brain-line and not the train-line. — Lorraine Gokul

Moira nodded vigorously. She didn't know what BASIC or COBOL were, except that Wiz said they caused brain damage in those who used them. — Rick Cook

In an angry fit, my mother had called him an airhead, who couldn't find his brain even if it came knocking on his door. — Jayde Scott

Thomas: Is it [my brain] fixed?
Brenda: It worked, judging from the fact that you're not trying to kill us anymore ... — James Dashner

I try to imagine what type of girl Connor would seek, but she seems unfathomable
like a hazy picture with only her brain showing. — Becca Ritchie

The human brain is like a freight car, guaranteed to carry a certain capacity but often running empty. — Lorraine Gokul

Sometimes I look back at what I just typed and truly question if there is a disconnect between my brain and fingers that I should be concerned with. — C.E. Kilgore

The most powerful sex organ was the brain, you know what that means
Poor Justin! — Sarah Strohmeyer

There were so many viciously sarcastic ways to respond, Jaden's brain was temporarily paralyzed due to witty comeback overload. — Courtney Kirchoff

Oh I'd be more than happy to hold, I'll just spend the time working on that brain tumor. — David C. Holley

Free your mind from routine, keep your brain somewhere else — Benny Bellamacina

Use that fluff of yours you call a brain. — Agatha Christie

At times I think I can hear my brain screaming, I am reading here, so please, all other body parts, do your best to keep up! — Camron Wright

Oh no, my brain is broken. — Russell Brand

Being holed up in here does wonders for making the brain do what it was made for. — James Dashner

I suppose he must have taken about a nine or something in hats. Shows what a rotten thing it is to let your brain develop too much. — P.G. Wodehouse

Reading every day keeps the brain dead sickness away. — Kristy Pellegrin

My brain is a vast, barren, jokeless plain where wolves howl at the moon over rocky overhangs and the wind kicks up twists of sand and tumbleweed. — Craig Silvey

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead. — Erma Bombeck

What has three heads, six arms, and half a brain?" Three asked. One and Two answered in unison. "Nate Sutter. — Brandon Mull

There exists a microscopic breed of brain beetle, commonly known as an 'idea'. An idea desires only one thing: To catch the perfect brain wave. — Leah Broadby

The padlock clicked open. A voice soundingoddly like South Parks's Cartman echoed through my quivering brain. Goddammit!
— Jennifer Rardin

Great Gates almighty," HARV said inside my brain. "I go off-line for a few nanos and the whole world goes to DOS. — John Zakour

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. — Edward De Bono

I'm sure my unique brain tastes the same as a normal brain. Actually, mine might be slightly tastier. — J. Cornell Michel

Come on brain, think of things
Come on brain, think of things
Come on brain, be so smart — Lin-Manuel Miranda

I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you. — Criss Jami

You can't understand Twenty-first-Century Politics with an Eighteenth-Century Brain. — George Lakoff

Sir U fell down from a speeding train,
Which did some damage to his brain,
And after that he did not know
How to pronounce the letter O. — Edward Gorey

Jersey Shore has killed more brain cells than alcohol, cocaine, and meth combined. — Michel Templet

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. — Martin Mull

God didn't make Eve from Adam's rib. He took out half of Adam's brain by accident. — Shirley Jump

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. — William Howard Taft

If I had but the time and you had but the brain — Lewis Carroll

Not all tongues that wag cohabit with a brain. — Donita K. Paul

Give your brain a break and read a book. — Jeff Lyon

Tunnel vision is caused by an optic fungus that multiplies when the brain is less energetic than the ego. It is complicated by exposure to politics. — Tom Robbins

Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death. — Terry Pratchett

The stupidity of one brain multiplied by twelve. — Elbert Hubbard

In a moment of sheer terror, I realized I couldn't feel my brain. It was there just a minute ago. Maybe I really was dead. Do I look dead to you? — Darynda Jones

Wad Rayyes, you're a man who talks. rubbish. Your whole brain's in the head of your penis and the head of your penis is as small as your brain. — Tayeb Salih

Get up seaweed brain — Rick Riordan

You can't believe everything people tell you - not even if those people are your own brain. — Jefferson Smith

My brain? That's my second favorite organ. — Woody Allen

Writing poetry and reading books causes brain damage. — Pat Conroy

I'm convinced that responsibility is some kind of psychological disease. — Brandon Sanderson

How ghastly for her, people actually thinking, with their brains, and right next door. Oh, the travesty of it all. — Gail Carriger

Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed! — Eddie Izzard

Your own brain ought to have the decency to be on your side! — Terry Pratchett

My nose was running, I couldn't see worth shit and my brain was still frozen in abject terror. — Karen Chance

But even Es and cocaine, over the years they blow holes in your brain, rob you of your memories, your past. Which is fair enough, convenient even. — Irvine Welsh

Since time immemorial any woman with half a brain has known that in the pursuit of romance she must hide it — Mavis Cheek