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First coffee, then a bowel movement. Then the Muse joins me. — Gore Vidal

To the unwashed public, Joan Collins is a star. But to those who know her, she's a commodity who would sell her own bowel movement. — Anthony Newley

When people start talking about their bowel movements, they are inexorable as the processes of which they speak. — William S. Burroughs

Some of life's best moments are during a good bowel movement, and to have that robbed from you, I can't even imagine. — Chuck Wendig

There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer. — Robin Williams

Is a decent bowel movement too much to ask for? — Nick Wilgus

Then he leans back in his chair, pressing his hands together like he's having an intellectual bowel movement, his brows seriously furrowed. — J. Lincoln Fenn

He, Cromwell, says to his visitors, just tell them this, and tell them loud: to each monk, one bed: to each bed, one monk. Is that so hard for them? — Hilary Mantel

To be honest, bread constipates me, and I like to have my daily bowel movement. — Jessica Simpson

The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement. — Don Roff

My career has been an inch at a time. — Ryan Reynolds

Please do not say magic like you are discussing a bowel movement ... Humanity expects the lights, so they are provided. — Thomm Quackenbush

After the end of the world, there is a world. Life doesn't stop. It changes. And it changes me. — Caroline George

Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises
except for those of us who have vaginas. — Howard Stern

We were screwed and he didn't even kiss us first. — Ilona Andrews

I who was a house full of bowel movement,
I who was a defaced altar,
I who wanted to crawl toward God
could not move nor eat bread. — Anne Sexton

Each change of many-colour'd life he drew, Exhausted worlds, and then imagin'd new. — Samuel Johnson

An elderly camper realizes, with heart-skipping dismay, that during his afternoon bowel movement, he is unwittingly shitting on a zombie. — Robert Kirkman