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Bowel Movement Quotes By Gore Vidal: First coffee, then a bowel movement. Then the

First coffee, then a bowel movement. Then the Muse joins me. — Gore Vidal

Bowel Movement Quotes By Anthony Newley: To the unwashed public, Joan Collins is a

To the unwashed public, Joan Collins is a star. But to those who know her, she's a commodity who would sell her own bowel movement. — Anthony Newley

Bowel Movement Quotes By William S. Burroughs: When people start talking about their bowel movements,

When people start talking about their bowel movements, they are inexorable as the processes of which they speak. — William S. Burroughs

Bowel Movement Quotes By Chuck Wendig: Some of life's best moments are during a

Some of life's best moments are during a good bowel movement, and to have that robbed from you, I can't even imagine. — Chuck Wendig

Bowel Movement Quotes By Robin Williams: There's three things in this world that you

There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer. — Robin Williams

Bowel Movement Quotes By Nick Wilgus: Is a decent bowel movement too much to

Is a decent bowel movement too much to ask for? — Nick Wilgus

Bowel Movement Quotes By J. Lincoln Fenn: Then he leans back in his chair, pressing

Then he leans back in his chair, pressing his hands together like he's having an intellectual bowel movement, his brows seriously furrowed. — J. Lincoln Fenn

Bowel Movement Quotes By Hilary Mantel: He, Cromwell, says to his visitors, just tell

He, Cromwell, says to his visitors, just tell them this, and tell them loud: to each monk, one bed: to each bed, one monk. Is that so hard for them? — Hilary Mantel

Bowel Movement Quotes By Jessica Simpson: To be honest, bread constipates me, and I

To be honest, bread constipates me, and I like to have my daily bowel movement. — Jessica Simpson

Bowel Movement Quotes By Don Roff: The recipe for great art has always been

The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement. — Don Roff

Bowel Movement Quotes By Ryan Reynolds: My career has been an inch at a

My career has been an inch at a time. — Ryan Reynolds

Bowel Movement Quotes By Thomm Quackenbush: Please do not say magic like you are

Please do not say magic like you are discussing a bowel movement ... Humanity expects the lights, so they are provided. — Thomm Quackenbush

Bowel Movement Quotes By Caroline George: After the end of the world, there is

After the end of the world, there is a world. Life doesn't stop. It changes. And it changes me. — Caroline George

Bowel Movement Quotes By Howard Stern: Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex?

Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises
except for those of us who have vaginas. — Howard Stern

Bowel Movement Quotes By Ilona Andrews: We were screwed and he didn't even kiss

We were screwed and he didn't even kiss us first. — Ilona Andrews

Bowel Movement Quotes By Anne Sexton: I who was a house full of bowel

I who was a house full of bowel movement,
I who was a defaced altar,
I who wanted to crawl toward God
could not move nor eat bread. — Anne Sexton

Bowel Movement Quotes By Samuel Johnson: Each change of many-colour'd life he drew, Exhausted

Each change of many-colour'd life he drew, Exhausted worlds, and then imagin'd new. — Samuel Johnson

Bowel Movement Quotes By Robert Kirkman: An elderly camper realizes, with heart-skipping dismay, that

An elderly camper realizes, with heart-skipping dismay, that during his afternoon bowel movement, he is unwittingly shitting on a zombie. — Robert Kirkman