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I meditate and put on a rubber tire with three bottles of beer. Most of the time I just sit picking my nose and thinking.
— James Gould Cozzens
Once I threw a water bottle from the stage into the audience, and it hit Tony Bennett in the head. It was a special moment for me.
— Marilyn Manson
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.
— George Carlin
It's such a thrill to perform live. You never know if you're going to get hit with a bottle or a bra.
— John Rzeznik
You need to eat, but you don't really need to eat filet mignon every night or buy bottles of champagne at a thousand a pop.
— Gene Simmons
The minivan sounded like Sasquatch singing Ninety-Nine Bottles of beer on the wall after drinking ninety-nine bottles of beer- not pretty.
— Rachel Higginson
She is officiating the marriage of two bottles of ketchup; overturning one and balancing it on the mouth of the other so it can empty its shit. The
— Marie-Helene Bertino
Hemingway describes literary New York as a bottle full of tapeworms trying to feed on each other.
— John Updike
Me not showing any emotion is not the best for me. I've tried that. It kind of bottles up, and then at some point explodes.
— Donald Young
Our perception could either be our path to nirvana or an invisible cage that bottles us up.
— Pawan Mishra
You might be a redneck if ... Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
— Jeff Foxworthy
I used to write letters to the wounded in the Palace Hotel, and I used to drive a station wagon with blood in bottles to a battalion aid station.
— Martha Gellhorn
The morality code that remains after the religion that produced it is rejected is like the perfume that lingers in an empty bottle.
— Sigrid Undset
I always have mini bottles of Unbreakable, the fragrance I did with my husband. I'm Armenian, so I'm oily and always have blotting papers.
— Khloe Kardashian
Books and bottles breed generosity, and the bibliophile and the oenophile og through life scattering largesse from their libraries and cellars
— Holless Wilbur Allen
When a deposit bottle is broken, you don't get your nickel back.
— Arthur Miller
Breastfeeding should not be taboo - and bottle feeding should not be judged - it's ALL fun for the whole family,
— Jaime King
Where I come from you don't get to call a scene a scene until someone pulls out a knife or starts throwing broken beer bottles.
— Jayne Castle
If you answered, 'Spin the Bottle,' then I frankly do not want to know any more about your childhood.
— Dave Barry
There are some amazingly good wines for five dollars a bottle.
— Karen MacNeil
Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat.
— Eamon Dunphy
Sweet is old wine in bottles, ale in barrels.
— Lord Byron
Remember that true beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and lipstick tubes
— Jeffree Star
There's no way I can be tossed around like a bottle slapped here and there on the waves.
— Nhat Hanh
I think that, by comparison with $2,000 bottles of grand cru Burgundies, first-rate barolos, which sell for under $100, are undervalued ten-fold.
— Joe Bastianich
Don't ever knock a bottle out of my hand.
— Robert Johnson
I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Sometimes the Bible in the hands of one man is worse than a whiskey bottle in the hands of another.
— Harper Lee
A bottle of good wine, like a good act, shines ever in the retrospect.
— Robert Louis Stevenson
Always keep your anger bottled up. You might need a bottle of anger some day when friends come by and won't leave.
— Laura Kightlinger
Don't die with a bottle of champagne in your fridge.
— Rufus Sewell
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
— Chi Chi Rodriguez
Your husband is lazy if the directions on his medicine say, "A teaspoon before going to bed," and in one day he uses seven bottles.
— Phyllis Diller
Man and woman, love, what is it? A cork and a bottle.
— James Joyce
Genres are just bottles for the various boats. The boats matter to me.
— Julianna Baggott
The most important things are actually the easiest to obtain: great friends, good food, and a decent bottle of wine.
— Blake Mycoskie
I think when you put sex and spirituality in the same bottle and shake it up, bad things happen.
— Katy Perry
Gimme a pigfoot and a bottle of beer.
— Janis Joplin
You know some people say that you make watches or perfume bottles, it's all different things.
— Marc Newson
Give me a paper and pen, so I can write about my life of sin. A couple of bottles of gin, in case I don't get in.
— Tupac Shakur
We ought to be opening a bottle of wine!
— Edith Wharton
They handed over spider plants in terra-cotta, six-packs, books, bottles of wine. Yuppies in embryo, miming their parents' manners.
— Lauren Groff
Wasn't this the man who had made hot-water bottles for me every month when I got my period,
— Marian Keyes
I drive a Prius and drink $10k bottles of wine. The wine isnt on Instagram. The Prius is.
— Matt Mullenweg
Then it was like a genie out of the bottle and it began to walk all on its own and in directions I did not want.
— Mikhail Kalashnikov
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They [letters] are my friends Some people look at bottles of wine, or whatever - girls' bottoms - I get kicks out of looking at type.
— Erik Spiekermann
What are you gonna do? Fill their shampoo bottles with Nair?""I'd do that shit in a heartbeat. — Ashlan Thomas
We may be likened to two scorpions in a bottle, each capable of killing the other, but only at the risk of his own life.
— J. Robert Oppenheimer
Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.
— Johnny Carson
I'm a father. It isn't just my life any more. I don't want my kid finding bottles in the house or seeing his father completely smashed.
— Billie Joe Armstrong
Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle.
— Goldie Hawn
Aunt Agatha is my tough aunt, the one who eats broken bottles and conducts human sacrifices by the light of the full moon.
— P.G. Wodehouse
A certain red cardinal sounded like a little bottle being filled up, up, up with some clear liquid.
— Elizabeth Enright
Beware of curiously shaped or oddly-got-up bottles: you are likely to be paying for the parcel rather than what is wrapped up in it.
— Kingsley Amis
A quart bottle should hold a quart.
— Boyle Roche
Morning breaks. So do bottles and bones.
— Clint Catalyst
We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled, but as candles to be lit.
— Robert H. Shaffer
Life is like pouring water into a Coca- Cola bottle; if you're the least bit scared you can't do it
— Olive Ann Burns
He slept until noon on Christmas Day, until Josh came in and sprayed him with one their mom's salon water bottles.
— Rainbow Rowell
I've entered the world of wine without any professional training, but a definite appetite for good bottles.
— Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
They have a sign at the beach, "no glass bottles". I think that's so the other sand particles don't feel like underachievers.
— Emo Philips
The whole world's a bottle, And life's but a dram, When the bottle gets empty, It sure ain't worth a damn.
— Bob Dylan
A drunkards purse is a bottle.
— George Herbert
I started writing everything down.I wrote for the same reason someone lost sticks a message in a bottle. I'm here. Help. Please find me. — Heather Sellers
Empty wine bottles have a bad opinion of women.
— Ambrose Bierce
Noone knows and noone seeswe lovers doing what we please
but people stop and point at these
ten milk bottles a-turning into cheese — Roger McGough
We protect aspirin bottles in this country better than we protect guns from accidents by children.
— Gloria Estefan
This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Get a good book, get few bottles of water or few cups of tea/coffee or Chocolate milk and start reading.
— Deyth Banger
One holds a bottle of red wine by the neck, a woman by the waist, and a bottle of champagne by the derriere.
— Mark Twain
My old man's got a problem, he lives with the bottle.
— Tracy Chapman
My thoughts seem thick, ketchup stuck in a bottle. Like trying to feel someone's face while wearing goosedown mittens.
— Augusten Burroughs
To meet Roosevelt with all his buoyant sparkle, his iridescence, was like opening a bottle of champagne.
— Winston Churchill
There really isn't anything more refreshing then iced Coke out of the old-school glass bottles.
— Mark Zupan
Poems ... are perfume bottles momentarily unstopped - what they release is volatile and will vanish, and yet it can be released again,
— Jane Hirshfield
Warm evenings, pale mornings, bottle of blues
— Gram Parsons