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When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving. — Steven Wright

If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times. — Lewis Black

The art world is an all-volunteer force. No one has to be here if he or she doesn't want to be, and we should be associating with anyone we want to. — Jerry Saltz

It's so quiet and peaceful out here I'm getting bored with breathing. Maybe we'll get lucky and the world will go to Hell again. Fingers crossed. — Richard Kadrey

I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads. — Steven Wright

Ulrich Van Holtz continued to read the latest tome on world economics, pretending to be bored, but in truth absolutely fascinated! — Shelly Laurenston

Traveling through space is for the birds. I'm bored ... should've brought the wife.
Poseidon, the Okeanos Pantheon. — Yelle Hughes

Souls live on in perpetual echoes. — George Eliot

Do you wanna play? Everyone's dead, so I got bored. Did you come to play with me?
Wrath — Hiromu Arakawa

Men never sound more stupid than when they're telling you they're a very complex personality. — Clive James

The biggest battle in life is with yourself — Dennis Prager

Tried living in the real world instead of a shell, but I was bored before I even began. — Morrissey

Yes, I am a pirate two hundred years too late. — Jimmy Buffett

Having children is a huge responsibility, and I just don't want to hand them off to a nanny or my mom to take care of them. — Thalia

Bercelak's kin kept themselves busy by sharpening weapons, reading, talking, or setting things on fire with small bursts of flame. — G.A. Aiken

IDEA .. if your bored and you miss me you should write some dirty fan fiction about us. you can read it to me later. great idea right? — Rainbow Rowell

Kind of bored and sort of sad. — Sandy Hall

People are too complicated to have simple labels. — Philip Pullman

I make very basic country rustic furniture. — Thomas Middleditch

The mind grows narrow in proportion as the soul grows corrupt. — Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Love is a wordless unspoken poem — Tarif Naaz

Baby, I could watch you watching paint dry, and I still wouldn't be bored." Garrett Graham, my own personal sweet-talker. — Elle Kennedy

The moral is plain. Avoid, if possible, being bored yourself or boring others. — Aldous Huxley

I don't like normal people they r bored. They do the same thing over and over again. — Nikhil Yadav

They would reach the castle some time; and the chief would have to go forward. — William Golding

The decrease in the number of killings doesn't make any difference if the society has to sleep with the ghosts of the old devil. — Nilantha Ilangamuwa

Peace in Europe can only come through union in one economic system. The United States of Europe are overdue. — Henry Williamson

I have a high pain threshold. In fact, it's more of a large and tastfully decorated foyer than a threshold. But I do get easily bored — Cassandra Clare

A Train was born without any effort - if was like writing a letter to a friend. — Billy Strayhorn

I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff. — Frankie Boyle

I'm even embarrassed at times when my friends come upon my pictures. — Eva Herzigova