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Bored Humor Quotes By Steven Wright: When I get real bored, I like to

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving. — Steven Wright

Bored Humor Quotes By Lewis Black: If I wanted to be bored by 6,000

If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times. — Lewis Black

Bored Humor Quotes By Jerry Saltz: The art world is an all-volunteer force. No

The art world is an all-volunteer force. No one has to be here if he or she doesn't want to be, and we should be associating with anyone we want to. — Jerry Saltz

Bored Humor Quotes By Richard Kadrey: It's so quiet and peaceful out here I'm

It's so quiet and peaceful out here I'm getting bored with breathing. Maybe we'll get lucky and the world will go to Hell again. Fingers crossed. — Richard Kadrey

Bored Humor Quotes By Steven Wright: I'm kinda tired. I was up all night

I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads. — Steven Wright

Bored Humor Quotes By Shelly Laurenston: Ulrich Van Holtz continued to read the latest

Ulrich Van Holtz continued to read the latest tome on world economics, pretending to be bored, but in truth absolutely fascinated! — Shelly Laurenston

Bored Humor Quotes By Yelle Hughes: Traveling through space is for the birds. I'm

Traveling through space is for the birds. I'm bored ... should've brought the wife.
Poseidon, the Okeanos Pantheon. — Yelle Hughes

Bored Humor Quotes By George Eliot: Souls live on in perpetual echoes.

Souls live on in perpetual echoes. — George Eliot

Bored Humor Quotes By Hiromu Arakawa: Do you wanna play? Everyone's dead, so I

Do you wanna play? Everyone's dead, so I got bored. Did you come to play with me?
Wrath — Hiromu Arakawa

Bored Humor Quotes By Clive James: Men never sound more stupid than when they're

Men never sound more stupid than when they're telling you they're a very complex personality. — Clive James

Bored Humor Quotes By Dennis Prager: The biggest battle in life is with yourself

The biggest battle in life is with yourself — Dennis Prager

Bored Humor Quotes By Morrissey: Tried living in the real world instead of

Tried living in the real world instead of a shell, but I was bored before I even began. — Morrissey

Bored Humor Quotes By Jimmy Buffett: Yes, I am a pirate two hundred years

Yes, I am a pirate two hundred years too late. — Jimmy Buffett

Bored Humor Quotes By Thalia: Having children is a huge responsibility, and I

Having children is a huge responsibility, and I just don't want to hand them off to a nanny or my mom to take care of them. — Thalia

Bored Humor Quotes By G.A. Aiken: Bercelak's kin kept themselves busy by sharpening weapons,

Bercelak's kin kept themselves busy by sharpening weapons, reading, talking, or setting things on fire with small bursts of flame. — G.A. Aiken

Bored Humor Quotes By Rainbow Rowell: IDEA .. if your bored and you miss

IDEA .. if your bored and you miss me you should write some dirty fan fiction about us. you can read it to me later. great idea right? — Rainbow Rowell

Bored Humor Quotes By Sandy Hall: Kind of bored and sort of sad.

Kind of bored and sort of sad. — Sandy Hall

Bored Humor Quotes By Philip Pullman: People are too complicated to have simple labels.

People are too complicated to have simple labels. — Philip Pullman

Bored Humor Quotes By Thomas Middleditch: I make very basic country rustic furniture.

I make very basic country rustic furniture. — Thomas Middleditch

Bored Humor Quotes By Jean-Jacques Rousseau: The mind grows narrow in proportion as the

The mind grows narrow in proportion as the soul grows corrupt. — Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Bored Humor Quotes By Tarif Naaz: Love is a wordless unspoken poem

Love is a wordless unspoken poem — Tarif Naaz

Bored Humor Quotes By Elle Kennedy: Baby, I could watch you watching paint dry,

Baby, I could watch you watching paint dry, and I still wouldn't be bored." Garrett Graham, my own personal sweet-talker. — Elle Kennedy

Bored Humor Quotes By Aldous Huxley: The moral is plain. Avoid, if possible, being

The moral is plain. Avoid, if possible, being bored yourself or boring others. — Aldous Huxley

Bored Humor Quotes By Nikhil Yadav: I don't like normal people they r bored.

I don't like normal people they r bored. They do the same thing over and over again. — Nikhil Yadav

Bored Humor Quotes By William Golding: They would reach the castle some time; and

They would reach the castle some time; and the chief would have to go forward. — William Golding

Bored Humor Quotes By Nilantha Ilangamuwa: The decrease in the number of killings doesn't

The decrease in the number of killings doesn't make any difference if the society has to sleep with the ghosts of the old devil. — Nilantha Ilangamuwa

Bored Humor Quotes By Henry Williamson: Peace in Europe can only come through union

Peace in Europe can only come through union in one economic system. The United States of Europe are overdue. — Henry Williamson

Bored Humor Quotes By Cassandra Clare: I have a high pain threshold. In fact,

I have a high pain threshold. In fact, it's more of a large and tastfully decorated foyer than a threshold. But I do get easily bored — Cassandra Clare

Bored Humor Quotes By Billy Strayhorn: A Train was born without any effort -

A Train was born without any effort - if was like writing a letter to a friend. — Billy Strayhorn

Bored Humor Quotes By Frankie Boyle: I don't know how long i could be

I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff. — Frankie Boyle

Bored Humor Quotes By Eva Herzigova: I'm even embarrassed at times when my friends

I'm even embarrassed at times when my friends come upon my pictures. — Eva Herzigova