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Booze Quotes & Sayings

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The booze makes you a liar and the lies you tell yourself are the biggest. — J.D. Ruskin

My grandmother always said if you add sugar to booze then it's medicine not liquor. — Simon Clark

Always keep a big bottle of booze at your side. If a bird starts talking nonsense to you in the middle of the night pour yourself a stiff drink. — Edgar Allan Poe

She was drunk, as everyone was, most of the time. — Rachel Kushner

Booze is the most outrageous of drugs which is why I chose it. — Peter O'Toole

I stay off the booze for a whole 12 weeks before a fight, it can be tough! — Michael Bisping

- Chickens have a twenty-minute memory. We primates cope through booze and denial. Dial up more of that denial part, you'll last longer. — Ellen Datlow

I can't believe Matt made you lead. What the hell was that about? I promised him I wouldn't kill anybody today.' ~ William Pierce — Destiny Booze

Men live alongside one another like cattle; it is a miracle if once in a while they manage to share a bottle of booze. — Michel Houellebecq

Bitch meter depleted, please insert coffee, booze, and painkillers. "So, — Ashley Meira

It was Tark's experience that TV addicts were usually addicted to something else as well. Food, booze, drugs, sex, money, take your pick. — T. J. MacGregor

They grind their hips toward each other, and I wonder why the slightest bit of booze turns chicks into lesbos. — Victoria Scott

Have you had a failure or rejection? You could get bitter. That's one way to deal with it. Or ... you could just get BETTER. What do you think? — Destiny Booze

The madder it makes you, the harder you need to laugh at it. — Destiny Booze

Free-flowing booze consumed by many Las Vegas visitors pours fuel on the asshole fire. — Tim Dressen

My daddy left home when I was three and he didn't leave much to Ma and me, just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze. — Johnny Cash

There have been two great narcotics in European civilisation: Christianity and alcohol. — Friedrich Nietzsche

No time for drug addiction, no time for smoke or booze. Too strong for a shortened life span, I've got no time to lose. — Henry Rollins

And suddenly, her day turned into the kind that explained why God invented chocolate, comfy pants, and booze. — Avery Flynn

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine. — Tallulah Bankhead

I wanted it the way an alcoholic must want booze: badly enough to shove aside the hard knowledge that this was a truly lousy idea. — Tana French

Booze is the greatest of all equalizers. Rich drunks and poor drunks both pass out the same way. — Chuck Klosterman

I've been off drugs and booze since I almost killed myself on speed two weeks ago. But my gratitude for being alive can't last for ever. — Johnny Dark

What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! People are being killed! — Hunter S. Thompson

You cannot legislate language. Prohibition never worked, right? Not for booze and not for sex and not for words. — Mary Norris

The battle with the bottle is nothing so novel. — Elvis Costello

People say, "Now you've given up booze at least you can remember what you did last night." I say, "Yeah, nothing." - Frank Skinner — Jimmy Carr

I wanted to like booze more than I actually did (which is more or less the precise opposite of how I felt about Alaska) — John Green

All I Need are Shoes, Booze and Bad boys with Tattoos. — Christine Zolendz

Gino refilled my glass. "What a night. Booze, broads, and a barroom brawl. — Michael Murphy

My father went on a legendary drinking binge. My mother went to church every single day. It was all booze and God, booze and God, booze and God. — Sherman Alexie

Acid, booze, and ass, needles, guns, and grass, lots of laughs. — Joni Mitchell

Boredom and booze
cause and effect. — Samuel Hopkins Adams

Do you drink blood?" His tone was challenging. I felt like a daughter confronted by her father about smoking weed or drinking booze. "I — J.R. Rain

Booze makes brothers like no mothers ever do. — Killian McRae

Where else can we find happiness for a day other than from something that can offer momentary relief, something like the booze? — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Whatever you fear will happen to you, booze will make it happen. — Philip K. Dick

In other countries, art and literature are left to a lot of shabby bums living in attics and feeding on booze and spaghetti. — James Thurber

It had soaked in on him at last, the spot he was in. Soaked clear through a quart of booze until it hit him where he lived and rubbed the place raw. — Jim Thompson

Kid, if You Need Booze or Drugs to Enjoy Your Life to the Fullest, You're Doing It Wrong. — Robin Williams

Despair was no different than drugs or booze or gambling - it could become a habit, just as easily as anything else. — Kit Rocha

If you splurge on expensive booze you may be an alcoholic. If you go for the well on the other hand... you may be an alcoholic. — Euphrates Arnaut Moss

It's one giant Bowflex commercial covered in booze vomit. — Corey Taylor

All I cared about that summer were suntans, beaches, boys and booze. — Shannon Celebi

We are all in natural high, It was better than dope or booze or anything. — Beatrice Sparks

I never had a childhood. Not like the rest of them anyway. I had a starting point from which I have never stopped running. — Dave Matthes

Our midnight feasts aren't so much 'lashings of ginger beer' as 'whatever booze we can smuggle in'. — Cat Clarke

I don't give up. That makes me incredibly resilient or maybe stupid or just plain stubborn. Whichever ... — Destiny Booze

I am a great admirer of Henry Jeffreys and have been eagerly awaiting his booze and empire book for many years! — Elif Batuman

I can party like a twenty-four-year-old but it takes me almost a week to recover. — Amy Poehler

Booze takes a lot of time and effort if you're going to do a good job with it. — Raymond Carver

The world, Lula was thinking, is oozing, teeming, crawling with miracles. And we live in the opaque plastic bubble of television and booze. — Glen Duncan

Let me ask you this: How many days do you have left, if any, in the life you promised for yourself yesterday? — Dave Matthes

I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said. — Dave Matthes

I will never be a skinny waif as I am physically unable to say "no" to free booze and snacks. Oh well. — Katie Aselton

I wish I had money now. If only I'd saved my allowance growing up, instead of squandering it on balls, balloons, booze, and floozies. — Jarod Kintz

I eat ice cream. It's better than booze. — Del Shannon

He felt sandbagged. Doomsday, Armageddon. Booze begets instant misconduct and regret. He walked to the couch and fell down. — James Ellroy

The pulse of New York City can be found on the bent elbows of the patrons in Pete's Tavern. — Mickey Wyte

You're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church. — Dave Matthes

The whiskey kicked like a mugger. — Ken Bruen

Ya game is fine, but ya booze-eyes are a problem. Not like ya ta drink this much. I reckon ya banjo'd, so ya are. — JoAnne Kenrick

Memorial Day weekend is the time we drink up all the booze and eat up all the grub that the soldiers didn't get to. It's important. — Karl Welzein

All the songs we do are basically about one of three things: booze, sex or rock n roll. — Bon Scott

It is nearly two o'clock in the morning, and Tom Bolan is ass-over-head, military-grade, wearing-more-booze-than-he's-ingesting drunk. — Robert Jackson Bennett

Heavy booze is a big time vacation, but you come back with a headache. — Padgett Powell

How many of you were born in Oklahoma? Yeah, never raise your hand to a question like that again. We're the mecca of beer-drinkin' rednecks. — Bryant A. Loney

I'll get back to the whores and the horses and the booze, while there's time. — Charles Bukowski

I spent most of my dough on booze, broads and boats and the rest I wasted. — Elmore Leonard

Don't go downhill just because it's easy. The view is only visible from the top. — Destiny Booze

I mostly drink clear booze because the rest of it looks it's already been through a gentleman. — Christopher Buehlman

I think booze is a good ritual. I think knocking back a shot of whiskey does calm the nerves and helps a lot. — Rose Leslie

That nothing - not booze, not love, not sex, not work, not moving from state to state - will make the past disappear. — Marya Hornbacher

It had never occurred to us that the Kremlin's new anti-booze campaign would apply to journalists. Now, that's a human-rights violation. — P. J. O'Rourke

I'm going to be a great film star. That is, if booze and sex don't get me first. — Jay Presson Allen

Prepare yourself for success. You have to see it coming to get there. — Destiny Booze

It was heaven, but with sex and booze and God's complete permission. — Chuck Palahniuk

Cheap booze is a false economy. — Christopher Hitchens

Every child that receives life advice should keep in mind that in every parent's past, there's leftover booze and contraceptives. — Bauvard

If you drink anymore, you're going to be positively flammable. — Michaela Haze

I had a dream where I drank my own grandma. What she was doing disguised as a bottle of booze isn't entirely clear to me. — Jarod Kintz

It's pure Black Label. It's about violence and booze. That's all it is. There is no plan. — Zakk Wylde

Yes, if it is meant to be, it will be. In the meantime, create your own fate. Plan big and dream bigger. — Destiny Booze

Being crazy, for the rest of us, is a form of sanity. — Dave Matthes

The coaches stunk of coal smoke and rationed tobacco and rationed booze and the farts of people eating wartime food. — Kurt Vonnegut

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events. — Jeff Foxworthy

She preferred her men less intense and less - well, just less. What she was looking for was control. This man wasn't tame enough for her liking. — Destiny Booze

I lost my second marriage because of drinking, and I loved the woman very much. But I thought I needed booze to write. I'm glad I was disabused. — Barry Hannah

Not giving him booze, are you? He's a little young for it. — Cassandra Clare

Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need? — Harry Caray

Oh, Georgia booze is mighty fine booze, The best yuh ever poured yuh, But it eats the soles right offen yore shoes, For Hell's broke loose in Georgia. — Stephen Vincent Benet

Other than sex, two things bring people together; economic transactions and booze. — James Cook

How far can your imagination take you? I don't know. That's up to you, but I think you should find out. — Destiny Booze

Feeling like the last sober man in a crazed nation that ran on booze. — Steve Toltz

I find the only thing that really stands up, better than gambling, better than booze, better than women, is reading. — Mario Puzo

People who don't live at least a little bit in fear, have nothing left to live for. — Dave Matthes

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. — George Best

Booze is flowing all unknowing; grandma downs a few, smiles and giggles happily enjoying her new brew. — Francis Norris, 1st Earl Of Berkshire

Booze and tobacco and lots of sex. It keeps a lad young. — Lawrence Block

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test? — Prince Philip