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I wasn't always a comic, I used to do honest work.
— Alonzo Bodden
I grew up in the suburbs. I'm an angry suburban nergo. I'm bad in, like, Starbucks. I'll hurt you over a frappuccino.
— Alonzo Bodden
In a relationship you have to communicate, which means listening to her talk. Ladies, you fake orgasms. We fake listening.
— Alonzo Bodden
These squatters aren't just aliens, drifters and undesirables. They're new world barbarians, conquering free spaces and making them their own.
— James W. Bodden
They are all cheap copies and every one of them is forgotten.
— James W. Bodden
We still get those kind of cats coming out to our shows. Once you're into it, you're into it for a lifetime.
— Dimebag Darrell
Scientists are trying to invent Viagra for women. It's been along for years ... it's called cash.
— Alonzo Bodden
Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
— W.C. Fields
Death doesn't have to be the end of it. Our love for her is stronger than the grave.
— James W. Bodden
My face is expressionless: a thing of stone. I'm mastering this moment. She won't see anything but what I show her.
— James W. Bodden
I don't like conservatives. They always talk about the good old days. I'm black, we have no good old days.
— Alonzo Bodden
I like psycho chicks ... Yeah, you hook up with a psycho, you're gonna learn something. First thing you learn is how to sleep with one eye open.
— Alonzo Bodden
Death doesn't end our devotion. It only makes it stronger.
— James W. Bodden
We build up celebrities easily here. They tower above us on the public screens: huge and terrifying and out of our reach.
— James W. Bodden
If it can be done digitally, do it.
— Charles Traub
I wish airplanes were more like elementary school with someone up front telling everyone to sit down and shut up.
— Alonzo Bodden
That girl has done things to your head.'He pats my back, 'Don't pretend she's not crawling inside of yours. — James W. Bodden
Nothing good ever climbed up the side of a boat.
— Alonzo Bodden
Every day theres something new. Something's going to destroy us all. Then it disappears.
— Alonzo Bodden
Everyone has the bully or the mean girl or the ex-boyfriend who tried to bring them down.
— Demi Lovato
I could always make people laugh.
— Alonzo Bodden
Mainly what I learned from Buddy ... was an attitude. He loved music, and he taught me that it shouldn't have any barriers to it.
— Waylon Jennings
Women like jewelry. They're like racoons: show them some shiny stuff and they'll follow you home.
— Alonzo Bodden
I have fantasies of burning down an insurance company just so THEY have to make a claim ...
— Alonzo Bodden
Men see beauty wherever they can get it. But that's the allure of the Red Light Princess. Like any good whore, she's whoever you want her to be.
— James W. Bodden
Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce?
— Alonzo Bodden
