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I wasn't always a comic, I used to do honest work. — Alonzo Bodden

I grew up in the suburbs. I'm an angry suburban nergo. I'm bad in, like, Starbucks. I'll hurt you over a frappuccino. — Alonzo Bodden

In a relationship you have to communicate, which means listening to her talk. Ladies, you fake orgasms. We fake listening. — Alonzo Bodden

These squatters aren't just aliens, drifters and undesirables. They're new world barbarians, conquering free spaces and making them their own. — James W. Bodden

They are all cheap copies and every one of them is forgotten. — James W. Bodden

We still get those kind of cats coming out to our shows. Once you're into it, you're into it for a lifetime. — Dimebag Darrell

Scientists are trying to invent Viagra for women. It's been along for years ... it's called cash. — Alonzo Bodden

Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself. — W.C. Fields

Death doesn't have to be the end of it. Our love for her is stronger than the grave. — James W. Bodden

My face is expressionless: a thing of stone. I'm mastering this moment. She won't see anything but what I show her. — James W. Bodden

I don't like conservatives. They always talk about the good old days. I'm black, we have no good old days. — Alonzo Bodden

I like psycho chicks ... Yeah, you hook up with a psycho, you're gonna learn something. First thing you learn is how to sleep with one eye open. — Alonzo Bodden

Death doesn't end our devotion. It only makes it stronger. — James W. Bodden

We build up celebrities easily here. They tower above us on the public screens: huge and terrifying and out of our reach. — James W. Bodden

If it can be done digitally, do it. — Charles Traub

I wish airplanes were more like elementary school with someone up front telling everyone to sit down and shut up. — Alonzo Bodden

That girl has done things to your head.'

He pats my back, 'Don't pretend she's not crawling inside of yours. — James W. Bodden

Nothing good ever climbed up the side of a boat. — Alonzo Bodden

Every day theres something new. Something's going to destroy us all. Then it disappears. — Alonzo Bodden

Everyone has the bully or the mean girl or the ex-boyfriend who tried to bring them down. — Demi Lovato

I could always make people laugh. — Alonzo Bodden

Mainly what I learned from Buddy ... was an attitude. He loved music, and he taught me that it shouldn't have any barriers to it. — Waylon Jennings

Women like jewelry. They're like racoons: show them some shiny stuff and they'll follow you home. — Alonzo Bodden

I have fantasies of burning down an insurance company just so THEY have to make a claim ... — Alonzo Bodden

Men see beauty wherever they can get it. But that's the allure of the Red Light Princess. Like any good whore, she's whoever you want her to be. — James W. Bodden

Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce? — Alonzo Bodden

I ride because there's nothing like in the world. It's a passion. It's something I absolutely have to do and I can never imagine not doing it. — Alonzo Bodden

There's fear and violence under the surface. One always follows the other. — James W. Bodden