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My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.
— Bob Monkhouse
Maybe the truth of it is that it's too good not to be true.
— Frederick Buechner
The Buddhas had to be destroyed by the Taliban to get the world thinking about Afghanistan.
— Mohsen Makhmalbaf
Do more than dream...act upon them
— Timothy Pina
I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.
— Bob Monkhouse
Where do the homeless have 90 per cent of their accidents?
— Bob Monkhouse
A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away.
— Bob Monkhouse
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.
— Bob Monkhouse
Then Prometheus turned to Pandy, very obviously not looking at Douban.
— Carolyn Hennesy
The ability for anyone in our generation to self-amuse has sadly been bred out of our species.
— Kim Askew
I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard.
— Bob Monkhouse
I got my start in silent radio.
— Bob Monkhouse
My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
— Bob Monkhouse
What do gardeners do when they retire?
— Bob Monkhouse
My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.'
— Bob Monkhouse
Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note!
— Bob Monkhouse
Because when a guy's a jerk or an asshole, it's easier because you know exactly where you stand.
— David Levithan
Only those who live and sleep in the open fully realize the beauty of dawn and moonlight and starlight.
— Theodore Roosevelt
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[T]hat's the way of torturers of every age, to put the blame on the victim, especially when he strikes back.
— Orson Scott Card