Bloody Mary Quotes: top 27 famous quotes about Bloody Mary

Bloody Mary Quotes & Sayings

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Ted Kennedy is endorsing John Kerry and I'm wondering, do you really want the endorsement of a guy with a Bloody Mary mustache? — David Letterman

His eyes were eggy with blue yolks. — Donald E. Westlake

A wise man will not communicate his differing thoughts to unprepared minds, or in a disorderly manner. — Benjamin Whichcote

Existentialists are monumentally and monotonously serious; they don't like to joke. — Wislawa Szymborska

Kings and queens might do wicked things, but they don't nag. One thing I like about Bloody Mary: she never said a word about lung cancer. — Florence King

Because politics rests on an irreducible measure of coercion, it can never become a perfect realm of perfect love and justice. — Christopher Lasch

Sometimes you need coffee, and sometimes you need a Bloody Mary. — Mike Dirnt

Too much of anything could destroy you, Simon thought. Too much darkness could kill, but too much light could blind. — Cassandra Clare

I must bear it well as I may. As my sainted mother used to say, we never come to the kingdom of Heaven but by troubles. — Alison Weir

In school nativity plays I was always the bloody little donkey, I was never Mary. — Geri Halliwell

God isn't chocolate, he's the encounter between chocolate and the palate capable of appreciating it. — Amelie Nothomb

Even if I didn't have any empathy, she did, and that meant I could use it against her. Where logic failed, guilt might save the day. — Dan Wells

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary. — Red Buttons

Biers was where the undead drank. And when Igor the barman was asked for a Bloody Mary, he didn't mix a metaphor. — Terry Pratchett

I will write my name in fire red. — Jean Rhys

Well, my mother did teach me a killer family recipe for a Bloody Mary. I guess I can make that next Thanksgiving-Haylee Mitchell — Natasha Larry

What's a catholic priest's favorite cocktail?

Bloody Mary! — Stephan Attia

A vampire was drinking a bloody Mary, and from the look on her face Mary was really getting into it. — Simon R. Green

My movies work because not many people in Hollywood are like me. — Ice Cube

Behind every beautiful fur, there is a story. It is a bloody, barbaric story. — Mary Tyler Moore

Well, it's a Bloody Mary morning, my baby left without warning. — Willie Nelson

I had little choice but to resign my job at the hospital, pack my bags and move back to Bloody Mary, — Liliana Hart

I am increasingly convinced that humankind's best future lies within the power of the imagination, with knowledge following closely in step. — Duane Hewitt

She wanted to savor him slowly like a lemon cream pie on a lazy summer day. One bite at a time. — Sandra Jones

The guilty are allowed, by human laws, bloody as they are, to speak in their own defence before they are condemned. — Mary Shelley

Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie. — Alec Baldwin

George Jessel's newest pick-me-up which is receiving attention from the town's paragraphers is called a Bloody Mary: half tomato juice, half vodka. — Lucius Beebe