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What do we care, if the world is a joke? We'll give it a big kiss, we'll give it a poke. Death wears a big hat cause he's a big bloke. — Elvis Costello

An artist is a bloke who can hold two fundamentally opposing views and still function: — John Le Carre

I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is he?" — Tim Vine

The average bloke ... hates and fears all freedom, not only for others but for himself, and stamps it out wherever possible. — Robert A. Heinlein

I am going to become a writer for Cosmo - you don't have to make any sense at all. Or maybe I'll be a bloke, they don't have to make sense either. — Louise Rennison

There's nothing the British like better than a bloke who comes from nowhere, makes it, and then gets clobbered. — Melvyn Bragg

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one. — Tim Vine

That's Narmer with the spoon," I guessed. "Angry because the other bloke stole his breakfast cereal? — Rick Riordan

Once you don't smile on film, they say, 'Let's have that bloke who doesn't smile.' — Richard C. Armitage

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the quickest way to send a bloke mad is to let him go on re-fighting his war till he gets it right. — M.L. Stedman

member of the upper crust. He's a working class bloke, born with a tin spoon in his mouth. In our — Magda Alexander

I'm a really boring bloke, actually. My business is my hobby. — Lloyd Dorfman

Congratulations to Thierry Henry on a truly wonderful career. One of the great footballers of our time and a top bloke. Bonne chance. — Gary Lineker

I phoned the local ramblers club today and this bloke just went on and on. — Tim Vine

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.' — Tim Vine

The problem is a lot of people don't think. The general bloke just goes through life, gets a job, gets married and all that, and that's it. — Paul Simonon

I don't like rats any more than the next bloke, but they ain't wicked and cruel like people can be. They're just ratty in their habits. — Philip Pullman

I am good in bed - I don't snore. I don't take the duvet. I just lay there and go straight off to sleep. That's all you want out of a bloke. — Len Goodman

The husk could be some useless bloke or losing myself and changing my DNA with bottomless grief. — Beth Orton

Bloody Jackson - he can land it on a 20 cent piece. Trouble is, it's usually in a bloke's pocket in the grandstand. — Craig Coleman

I do pool exercises, like weightlifting but underwater. I walk, I swim ... I'm pretty fit for an old bloke. — Eric Idle

You always hear people saying, 'I hope I'm not turning into my dad', but I'd be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is. — Johnny Vegas

Just smashing for a girl's confidence, that was. Nothing like having a bloke's attention wander when you were doing your best to divert him. — Kady Cross

So I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name, it's P something T something R. — Tim Vine

I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said 'Dad, you're wrong.' — Bill Bailey

There'd be no point trynna blackmail a bloke everyone already knows is a cunt, would there? — Garth Ennis

There was no question that Andrew was the most fantastic bloke she had the good fortune to go out with. — Chris Manby

Fucking hell, Livy. If you're going to nab a decent bloke, then you need to be a little more enthusiastic." She's — Jodi Ellen Malpas

I go through money like a bloke with three arms. — Anton Du Beke

Wild!" Ron said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. "I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again ... and again ... and again ... — J.K. Rowling

Look, I've always been a confident bloke. I'm grateful to my mother for that. — Bryan Brown

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out. — Johnny Vegas

To act for a living is a gift, and understanding you're a lucky bloke keeps your feet on the ground. — Michael Socha

I'd rather be the bloke laughing at other people. I don't need to make people laugh. I surround myself with funny people. I laugh all the time. — Jennifer Garner

I've worked really physically hard, and I was never afraid of working hard as younger bloke. — Matthew Nable

Love is patient. Love is kind. It bears all things. Love never fails. Love is as strong as death. — O.R. Melling

So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness". — Tim Vine

Maybe he talks through one of those devices. Like that scientist bloke. The one on The Simpsons. — Jojo Moyes

The poor bloke must have been besotted. Now me, I'm just in love. — Sally Wentworth

[he] had become the bloke in the joke: the last man on earth — Zadie Smith

This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life! — Russell Howard

They put up this bloke's picture on Crimewatch UK with a phone number and said 'Have you seen this man?' Well my auntie rang them up and said 'No'. — Jasper Carrott

My friends will be like, 'That bloke was chatting you up', and I'll go, 'What?' I'm so oblivious - I don't notice things like that. — Eliza Doolittle

In fact, in Europe, I'm more kind of this bloke what writes lots of stuff. — David Bowie

Delivering the State of the Union? That bloke couldn't deliver pizza. — Clive James

I'm not really a churchy person, although I do think Jesus was a good bloke. — Jo Brand

After you've had Alain Prost and Ayrton Senna as team-mates you don't give a **** who the next bloke is — Damon Hill

God, he loved being a bloke. He loved it so much. He wouldn't be a woman for all the money in the world. — Dave Franklin

Who was Hitler" demanded little Tracy
"He was this bloke in World War Two" explained Ben. — Jackie French

I'm a tidy sort of bloke. I don't like chaos. I kept records in the record rack, tea in the tea caddy, and pot in the pot box. — George Harrison

Thank bloody Christ this is the right bloke. Wicked difficult getting the sod. — Jeaniene Frost

I think that the ordinary bloke has an instinctive sense that it wouldn't be too bad if the weather warmed up. — Nigel Lawson

It's ironic, really, isn't it? Nineteen-year age gap, and it's the old bloke who comes in his pants, and the twenty-something with performance issues. — Jay Northcote

Why is there always one bloke in these boy bands who looks like he came to fix the boiler and somehow got bullied into joining the group? — John Connolly

You could kill a bloke with rules, Tom knew that. And yet sometimes they were what stood between man and savagery, between man and monsters. — M.L. Stedman

Fortune favors the bold," he said. "But she'll only fall for a bloke who's got an ace up his sleeve. — Courtney Alameda

If this bloke's a Test match bowler, then my backside is a fire engine — David Lloyd

The wife's run off with the bloke next door. I do miss him. — Les Dawson

Australia has always encouraged the little bloke to have a go, the Aussie battler to get up. — Andrew Forrest

I was never a good-looking bloke. Not by a long chalk. — Rod Stewart

Shakespeare is just some bloke who keeps ranting "what light trough yonder window breaks" its the moon for god sakes! — Louise Rennison