Blind Funny Quotes
Collection of top 29 famous quotes about Blind Funny
Blind Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Dog love is blind. For that matter, dog love is stupid.
— Rob Sheffield
That didn't sound like them slinging beads at us. Think if I whip my shirt off, they'll go blind and leave? Nick
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
You had lots of visitors, but they were all quiet.""Oh real funny. Tease the blind man."
~Trella to Logan, pg. 114-115 — Maria V. Snyder
Parthenogenesis means never having your mother tell you to stop doing that or you'll go blind.
— Seanan McGuire
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
— Otto Von Bismarck
Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage.
— Stevie Wonder
Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.
— Oscar Wilde
The good news: he dropped Annabeth. The bad news: he dropped her headfirst onto the rocks, where she lay motionless as a rag doll.
— Rick Riordan
Wallace Beery was a tiresome actor.
— Maureen O'Sullivan
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
— Paula Deen
Falling in love doesn't always lead to heartbreak, honey. With the right man, it can be a one-way ticket to paradise.
— Catherine Anderson
It's like this, dear boy, the one in front is blind and the kind one behind is pushing him.
— Noel Coward
maybe somebody finally shot the dog.
— Dave Barry
I would never betray Venda.""Sometimes we're all pushed to do things we thought we could never do. — Mary E. Pearson
Jordan ran the London marathon to help raise money for the blind. After jogging that far with her body, I'm surprised she hasn't joined them!
— Frankie Boyle
Who decides which defects are funny and which ones are tragic? Nobody laughs at blind people or makes iron lung jokes.
— David Mitchell
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
— Dorothy Parker
There was no paper in Hell. All the fire made it impractical.
— Katrina Monroe
Sometimes charm can make a person blind to truth ... look at Ted Bundy.
— Shelley K. Wall
Guide dogs for the blind. It's cruel really, isn't it? Getting a dog to lead a man round all day. Not fair on either of them.
— Steve Coogan
We have allowed the system to be so corrupted that many want justice to be "empathetic," not blind.
— Glenn Beck
The secret to making money isn't working at a high-paying job, it's finding creative solutions to people's problems.
— Ziad K. Abdelnour
Be confident in spirit and courageous in soul.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!
I'm blind! — James Patterson