Blind Funny Quotes: top 29 famous quotes about Blind Funny

Blind Funny Quotes & Sayings

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Dog love is blind. For that matter, dog love is stupid. — Rob Sheffield

That didn't sound like them slinging beads at us. Think if I whip my shirt off, they'll go blind and leave? Nick — Sherrilyn Kenyon

You had lots of visitors, but they were all quiet."

"Oh real funny. Tease the blind man."

~Trella to Logan, pg. 114-115 — Maria V. Snyder

Parthenogenesis means never having your mother tell you to stop doing that or you'll go blind. — Seanan McGuire

I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director. — Woody Allen

Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice. — Otto Von Bismarck

Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. — Stevie Wonder

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it. — Oscar Wilde

I can't see anything" he said in a muffled voice, hand over his eyes. "I'm blind. — L.J.Smith

The good news: he dropped Annabeth. The bad news: he dropped her headfirst onto the rocks, where she lay motionless as a rag doll. — Rick Riordan

Wallace Beery was a tiresome actor. — Maureen O'Sullivan

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. — Paula Deen

I'm bald, blind and pale. I'm like a gigantic recessive gene. — Jim Gaffigan

Falling in love doesn't always lead to heartbreak, honey. With the right man, it can be a one-way ticket to paradise. — Catherine Anderson

It's like this, dear boy, the one in front is blind and the kind one behind is pushing him. — Noel Coward

maybe somebody finally shot the dog. — Dave Barry

I would never betray Venda."
"Sometimes we're all pushed to do things we thought we could never do. — Mary E. Pearson

Jordan ran the London marathon to help raise money for the blind. After jogging that far with her body, I'm surprised she hasn't joined them! — Frankie Boyle

Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative. — Bill Bailey

Who decides which defects are funny and which ones are tragic? Nobody laughs at blind people or makes iron lung jokes. — David Mitchell

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? — Dorothy Parker

There was no paper in Hell. All the fire made it impractical. — Katrina Monroe

Sometimes charm can make a person blind to truth ... look at Ted Bundy. — Shelley K. Wall

Greed is bad because it's like unassimilated food in our system. If we eat more than our body requires, it will lead us to indigestion. — Hina Hashmi

Guide dogs for the blind. It's cruel really, isn't it? Getting a dog to lead a man round all day. Not fair on either of them. — Steve Coogan

We have allowed the system to be so corrupted that many want justice to be "empathetic," not blind. — Glenn Beck

The secret to making money isn't working at a high-paying job, it's finding creative solutions to people's problems. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

Be confident in spirit and courageous in soul. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Can I come in?
No! I'm in a towel!
I'm blind! — James Patterson