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Yes. And Paula's a bitch," I said without preamble. "You mean Miss Mint Julep Ladygirl Fiddle-dee-dee? Yeah. Screw her. — C.D. Reiss

So, you're Bianca? The freshman bitch that's been screwing my boyfriend?"
"Your boyfriend? I haven't been-"
"Stay the hell away from Jake. — Kody Keplinger

I hate her skinny thighs and her elitist attitude. i hope she's a dreadful bitch who makes you so miserable that you howl when you remember me. — Charlaine Harris

The pompous son of a bitch knows everythingit's too bad he doesn't know anything else. — Philip Roth

But I'd understand if you chose love, Adam love, over music love. Either way you win. And either way you lose. What can I tell you? Love's a bitch. — Gayle Forman

Look, Max, we've had this discussion before. I wouldn't fuck that bitch again with someone else's dick. If — S.H. Richardson

Unk, you crazy son-of-a-bitch, I love you. I think you are the cat's pajamas. — Kurt Vonnegut

I'm not going to stand here and be eaten by some bitch's dinosaur. I am finally doing something with my life. — Brian K. Vaughan

You know what's worse than being a sick son-of-a-bitch? Knowing you're a sick son-of-a-bitch. — T.M. Frazier

History's a bitch when you're in the middle of it. — Jay Asher

Life might be a bitch, but love? She kicked that bitch's ass. — Alessandra Torre

Yes! I know who the father is ... bitch.
Stephens, S.C. (2012-08-16). Effortless (Thoughtless Book 2) (p. 365). Gallery Books. Kindle Edition. — S.C. Stephens

When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch. — Bette Davis

Oh yeah, Caleb thought, you're my bitch. Caleb's voice was sugar laced with arsenic — C.J. Roberts

Life isn't the bitch we should all fear. It's love. — Alessandra Torre

Danny," Ripper whispered in my ear. "Three songs gone by and there's some old fuckin' bitch makin' statutory rape faces at me. — Madeline Sheehan

There's good girls out there but at the same time there's alot of BAD BITCHS !! — Blanco Vandam

Life's funny. Sometimes it's your oyster, and sometimes you're it's bitch-slapped man-whore. — Lois Greiman

A bitch is more selective about her availability. She's available
sometimes; other times she's not. But she's nice. — Sherry Argov

Miller had thought hope was dead. He'd thought all his chances had been played, and then, like a bitch, it all hauled itself up out of the grave. Get — James S.A. Corey

People say karma's a bitch. Personally, I really don't think I'm that bad. — Donna Augustine

Life's not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman, you only call her a bitch 'cause she won't let you get that pussy. — Aesop Rock

So, Cormac, have you ever dealt with a PMSing werewolf?'
No.'
Well, it's a real bitch ... — Carrie Vaughn

Every time I hear writers talk about 'the muse,' I just want to bitch-slap them. It's a job. Do your job. — Nora Roberts

Being a bitch is easy. It's finding the alternative that's hard. — David Levithan

I love playing bitches. There's a lot of bitch in every woman - a lot in every man. — Joan Crawford

Life's a bitch and so am I. — Pete Townshend

That's it?!! You threw a blanket on her? She's not invisible, you dumb bitch! — Nick Spencer

We can find something for you two ladies, but I'm keeping this ride. Let's go, bitch," Mrs. Deneaux said to Gary. — Mark Tufo

Hey!' she said, punching Hanna's arm hard. 'Where have you been, bitch? I've been looking all over for you! — Sara Shepard

Tea was coffee's bitch. — Kat T. Masen

Okay." I held up my hands in surrender. "I just don't understand this, Mel. Don't bitch-slap the table. It's not its fault. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

It's like bitch-slapping E.T. — Anne Lamott

Shoot the bitch and write a book. That's what I did. — William S. Burroughs

Rhiannon's Law #37: Don't get so high and mighty, God will only reward that arrogance with a huge bitch slap back to reality. — J.A. Saare

karma's a bitch, and so am I — Rachel Caine

Bitch, just give it to me straight: are you bobbing for this guy's bananas? Is that what this is about?" she asks. "No - no, — Laura Thalassa

Elena notched a bolt into her crossbow. Let's go kill that murderous bitch. — Nalini Singh

it's like being attacked by a RAT! — Chaucer Geoffrey

Here lies a stupid son of a bitch who tried to make Death a company cop — William S. Burroughs

Somehow, when you're knocked senseless, the pain doesn't show up till later. Then it's a cold, heartless bitch. — Darynda Jones

life's a bitch, and then one stabs you. — Jeaniene Frost

She was a sarcastic bitch and when she was pissed off the sarcasm took on a life of it's own. — Suzanne Wrightt

But, mark my words; someday she'll get what's coming to her. Karma's a bigger bitch than she is, — Kathleen Brooks

I had taken a bitch's man for way less meaningful purposes, so to take one to spare my life was a no brainer. Leave — Jessica N. Watkins

I think that's why I was so adamant to get Simone Campbell. I hated every willing side bitch that walked this earth. — Jessica N. Watkins

Life's a bitch and then you die and death's a bitch too. Only my life was lovely and I miss it so much. — Shalini Boland

Bitch from the lake?" asked Spike. "I'll tell you later. Just assume she's a mean-ass motherfucker if you see her coming and shoot her in the eyes. — Elle Casey

Wow. This girl has some serious issues in the people-skills department. She's sort of a bitch, even though she's making an effort not to be one. — Colleen Hoover

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the hottest bitch of all? — Sara Humphreys

Karma's a bitch with a broken heart. But she wears a smile on her face because she's the queen of revenge. — Sandra Golden

Fuck balls, it's the bitch in the lake! — Elle Casey

She opens her mouth. Then it's one long stream of colorful bitch. — Kristen Callihan

Not fair! Okay, what's the record? How many times?
If you can count them, he didn't drop you out.
Nadine groaned, shuddered, grinned. 'Bitch. — J.D. Robb

She's talking about cutting a bitch. She'd — Joe Hill

The bitch from hell?" Ian offered and immediately moved out of his wife's reach. "She doesn't like me, baby. She calls me Satan. It hurts my feelings. — Lexi Blake

I don't want to be the devil's bitch! — Deyth Banger

Lesson learned: when people are used to your resting-bitch face, it's just better to stick to it. — M.P. Tanner

What can I tell you? Love's a bitch. — Gayle Forman

Who made you eat bitch for lunch? Who poured you a tall bitch beer float? Who sprinkled bacon bitch on your salad? — A.S. King

You broke my wrist, you bitch."

"She's not the one crying on the ground, son. So who's the bitch? — Ellis Leigh

I tend to be a bitch when it's hot. — John A. Williams

She's so hot. I wanna tell her she's hot, but she'll think I'm sexist. She's so hot, she's making me sexist ... bitch.
— Flight Of The Conchords

Free-will followers should learn more about "somebody's bitch".
Predestination followers should learn more about "sexual fantasy. — Toba Beta

Life's a bitch and then you keep on fucking living. — Will Elliott

Newton's First was a real bitch, not open to negotiation. — Peter Watts

He's put her through so much ... so goddamn much. Karma's a bitch, though, and that bitch had better get to work. — Melissa Brown

You're seriously in love, you know that? It's a great feeling, unless it hurts like a bitch. — Aleksandr Voinov

Pull yourself together, bitch. He's just a guy. — Sara Shepard

Who's happy? Happy is just what people think they are when they can't find anything to bitch about. — Rasmenia Massoud

Politeness never was one of your strong points"
"Bitch was always one of yours though — R.S. Burnett

Magic is a heartless bitch, and she's had me by the throat for years. — Devon Monk

She's mom's favourite brat, my pain in the ass sister, and Eric's bitch. — R.L. Mathewson

Hey, buddy. I'm your ride, not your bitch. If you can't manage, there's carts over
there. Van's right out front. I'll meet you out there. — Susan Fanetti

I got it, Go said. Go home, fuck her brains out, then smack her with your penis and scream, There's some wood for you bitch! — Gillian Flynn

That's right honey...It's much easier to follow the bitch than it is to follow the saint. — Maryln Schwartz

Which one of you's the bitch? — Stephen Baxter

Well, I guess life's a bitch and then you die
-Totally Captivated — Yoo Ha Jin

Rachel isn't a lady," he said as he shut the drawer with a bang. "She's a witch, rhymes with bitch, randy and ready. — Kim Harrison

Just heard a commercial
which told me
Farmer John smokes his own
bacon.
now, there's one tough
son of a
bitch. — Charles Bukowski

Oh, I thought. It's on, bitch! — Richelle Mead

...maybe karma isn't a bitch after all, she's just fair."
Kate O'Malley
CLAMMING UP — Lee-Anne Stack

Circe's got everything on you, bitch. — Alyse M. Gardner

Executive Vice President? That's a nice way of saying he's someone's corporate bitch. — Jennifer Estep

Raphael met Michaela's gaze. "If you could kill every single beautiful woman in the world, would you?"
Her smile never faded. "In an instant. — Nalini Singh

How can you think it's cool when he calls you his bitch, but then get upset when he treats you like a dog? — Karen E. Quinones Miller

When you go to a dogfight, it's always good to bring the meanest bitch. — Craig Johnson

Life's a bitch, 'cause if it was a slut it would be easy. — Sophie Monroe

When it's all doom and dark outside and only you inside to first make a light then tend it, you have to be a bitch. — Stephen King

He's a mass of contradictions. Unfortunately, that only seems to enhance his appeal. I'm one sick bitch, that's for sure. — Siobhan Davis

For all the normal people who make fun of the mentally ill it's spelled K.A.R.M.A. and it's pronounced your days coming, Bitch! — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Bitch!"
"Under the circumstances," Rokan commented in an almost steady voice, "that's really just a statement of fact, you know. — Leah Cypess

Do you like it? she asks. Universal bitch speak for I think it's hideous. — Stephanie Perkins

Hidin' is fuckin' easy. It's really livin' that's hard, that sometimes hurts like a son of a bitch. — Madeline Sheehan

What's Psycho Bitch Barbie doing here?" Nora — J.A. Redmerski

My eyes shifted to the charred, smoking remains of the Caste vampire who'd taken the right bullet. And fate whispered in my ear, Who's the bitch now? — Jaye Wells

Some days you were the bitch and some days you were shit that came out of the bitch's toy poodle. Today was one of those days I was the latter. — Stacey Marie Brown

she's a red-Headed bitch and I hate her! — Sophie Kinsella

Your girlfriend is a narcissistic bitch, and you're an indecisive coward. Congrats on creating a little human that's perfect. — Tarryn Fisher

You just called me a bitch!
But that's not a bad thing. See what I meant was you're an unapologetic hard ass! — Z.L. Arkadie