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No plaque reminds the passer-by of these glories, although there should be one; for those who invent biscuits bring great pleasure to many. — Alexander McCall Smith

I thought about making biscuits, but there seemed to be more than enough calories on board. — Charlaine Harris

It's said the FA chairman (Keith Wiseman) would travel 200 miles to open a biscuit tin. Why? — Ken Bates

Do you like biscuits? My mama makes the best — Malinda Martin

You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks? I swear now, you never get used to that. — Peter Kay

Six biscuits, crow, hydrant! — Jason A. Myers

Butter my biscuits, now that's a woman." I — Penny Reid

You Griersons are a touchy bunch. One minute it's biscuits and model ships and the next minute it's outrage and horror. — Alden Bell

I'm good at anything that's country - biscuits, gravy, chicken-fried steak. Look at me, for God's sake. I cook what I like to eat. — Blake Shelton

He could probably have persuaded even Cerberus to leave his post and go off in search of a few dog biscuits. — Robert Rankin

passing insults back and forth, as if they were biscuits. — Larry McMurtry

Why is it that most of the folks I know think "personal growth" is caused entirely by those second and third helpings of biscuits and gravy? — Gene Simmons

Nicotine addicted, persecuted, her day is a maddening circle of tea and biscuits, baking, smoking, the necessary fiction of the housewife. — James Claffey

Most of our childhood is stored not in photos, but in certain biscuits, lights of day, smells, textures of carpet. — Alain De Botton

I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better. — Eric Bristow

I got fired once for putting like a packet of biscuits through a fan - I was really bored. — Gold Panda

When I get tired, I start eating things that I wouldn't normally crave, like biscuits, because they'll give me a bit of energy to keep going. — Carol Vorderman

There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist. — Tina Fey

Biscuits, biscuits: wherefore art thou biscuits? Hath mine beloved hidden thou once more from mine eyes? Alas, mine coffee cries out. Lo! — T.J. Bowes

All art requires is courage and the commitment to eat lots of biscuits. D Ellis / 2016 — David Ellis

In 2010, the BBC spent nearly Â£230,000 on tea, but only Â£2000 on biscuits. — John Lloyd

Accidentally consumed five biscuits when I wasn't paying attention. Those biscuits are wily fellows - they leap in like sugary ninjas — Charles Dickens

Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight! — John Wayne

The Robertson family and bad ideas go together like biscuits and jam. — Willie Robertson

You got to risk it if you want the biscuit. — Len Goodman

biscuits, he checked his mobile. There — Robert Galbraith

Maybe that's how I'll know I've found true love--when I find a man who will eat burnt biscuits and dry pork chops. — Sarah Loudin Thomas

Just because a cat has kittens in the oven, that doesn't make them biscuits. — Malcolm X

Sit down and tell me everything, child. Hurt feelings and hopeless despair are no match for tea and biscuits. — Elizabeth Jane Howard

They tell us we are all citizens, that we were born in this country. Well, a cat can have kittens in the oven, but that doesn't make them biscuits! — Malcolm X

My main skills are talking and cooking biscuits,' Augustus said. 'And getting drunk on the porch. — Larry McMurtry

If biscuits were stories, I'd bake a pan of piping hot fables right this second. (Bertie) — Lisa Mantchev

Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are a bourbon biscuit. — Frida Kahlo

I'm American. Very American. Like, I-might-have-biscuits-and-sausage-gravy-for-dinner American. — Steve Hockensmith

When he spoke, his words seared through the air like so many knives, clipped as topiary, crisp as biscuits. — Terry Pratchett

What if I couldn't read? I wouldn't be able to text my friends movie times or even order cheese biscuits from Red Lobster! — Aziz Ansari

Biscuits are sweet things in Britain, and apparently in America a biscuit is something like a scone, something savory that you'd have with soup. — Mini Grey

He has the kind of Southern accent that makes you think of melting butter on biscuits, and porch swings. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

We can't sit around discussing pure evil without tea and biscuits, Iz. It's just not done. — G.A. Aiken

Debbie served them home-made Anzac biscuits. — Liane Moriarty

Life was like a batch of biscuits without the baking powder: flat, flat, flat. — Kirby Larson

Do not, as you value the health and happiness of those who sit at your table, place before them hot leavened bread or biscuit. — Sarah Josepha Hale

It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit. — Karl Pilkington

He is the kind of man who breakes biscuits in two and saves the other half for later — Joanne Harris

No one's stopping you," said Jess. "But you've got to make it more interesting. That's why why we drift off and talk about biscuits. — Nick Hornby

Raising children is like making biscuits: it is as easy to raise a big batch as one, while you have your hands in the dough. — E.W. Howe

I've read hundreds of cookbooks. Most of those cookbooks don't even tell you how to get a steak ready, how to bake biscuits or an apple pie. — Colonel Sanders

Cruise the diamond district with my biscuit. — Lil' Kim

I took the wife's family out for tea biscuits. They weren't too happy about having to give blood though. — Les Dawson

Sweetened ice tea is one of the things I love about the South, right up there with homemade biscuits and cheese grits. — Emily Giffin

When I cannot write a poem, I bake biscuits and feel just as pleased. — Anne Morrow Lindbergh

A positive attitude and a sense of humor go together like biscuits and gravy. — Dolly Parton

When I eat biscuits, I also eat grits. — Taylor Hicks

I still don't believe this craziness for being skinny, but I eat sensibly and I don't stuff down chocolate biscuits — Kate Winslet

You gotta risk it to get the biscuit. — Jimmy Fallon

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. — Stefano Gabbana

I always find a nice cup of tea and a few biscuits an excellent accompaniment to writing. — Claire H. Perkins

I worked the morning biscuit line at Hardee's. — Joni Ernst

Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits. — Dylan Moran

I'm a sucker for a packet of biscuits. I can eat a whole pack in 10 minutes. — April Bloomfield

Poetry is the synthesis of hyacinths and biscuits. — Carl Sandburg

I owe my first inkling of the problem of infinity to a large biscuit tin that was a source of vertiginous mystery during my childhood. — Jorge Luis Borges

Laser light flickered all over him as if he was a packet of biscuits at a super-market check-out. — Douglas Adams

If it were me, I'd have punched her right in the face, I don't care how good her bloody biscuits are. — Jennifer DeLucy

I try cars; I try them all. Cars need to be sexy, because we're not talking about biscuits here. — Lapo Elkann

Biscuits are rough, potatoes are tough. I pray to God we all get enough. — Karen Cecil Smith

You know sometimes football turns on the slightest biscuit of good fortune. — David Pleat

My breath caught in my throat.
Buttered biscuits and honey.
You're not what I expected. — Myra McEntire

You will never reach your destination if you stop & throw stones at every dog that barks ... Better keep biscuits & Move on. — Dhirubhai Ambani

Sister Mary chose that moment to come in with the tea. Satanist or not, she'd also found a plate and arranged some iced biscuits on it. — Neil Gaiman

No one had ever told her about the ingredients of life, only of biscuits. — Jonathan Odell

Instead of offering me a Garibaldi biscuit, she asked me with that faint lisp of hers, to 'have some squashed flies, George'. — H.G.Wells