Birthday Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Birthday

Birthday Quotes & Sayings

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I'm soooo happy you're my Dad
And soooo I want to say
I love you, Dad, and wish you
A sooo very best birthday — John Walter Bratton

I chose to wait to get my drivers license. Since I was working and I didn't have time, I got it like a week before my 18th birthday. — Michelle Trachtenberg

My favorite song is happy birthday,
as that means there will be cake — Jane Yates

When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way. — A.A. Milne

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. — Boris Johnson

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: "I wish no gifts, only presence. — Unknown

I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out - that'll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday. — Jo Brand

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday ... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security. — Art Buchwald

Sausages sizzling on the bar-b-cue the sun is shining bright, today's your birthday, so we celebrate from morning, noon and night. — Susan Smith

I love photography. My boyfriend's got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday. — Sarah Sutton

You know what, Gwen?" he managed, once he'd caught his breath.
-"What?"
"I'm glad you picked me as your birthday present." -Ethan Banks — Heidi Betts

I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot. — Steven Wright

It must be hard to pass your twentieth birthday alone. — Haruki Murakami

Death smells like birthday cake. — Maggie Stiefvater

One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics. — William Feather

If you survive long enough, you're revered-rather like an old building. — Katharine Hepburn

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK. — Steven Wright

Happy birthday to evil North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. He gathered family and friends together and celebrated by executing a few close friends. — David Letterman

When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside: "Am I dying or is this my birthday?" — Nancy Astor

I've got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it's all lower. — Gypsy Rose Lee

I sing a little bit. I got a guitar for my 16th birthday. — Jesse Plemons

The summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner with him. — Matthew Sweet

One, one, two, zero," I told him through the chattering of my teeth. "It's my birthday. — Patricia Briggs

I love having my birthday at Australia Zoo. — Bindi Irwin

Vladimir Putin celebrated his 63rd birthday today. He had a nice party, but it got awkward when two of his friends got him the same country. — Jimmy Fallon

Unfortunately, I think the expectation is that birthday girls don't pay. — Carolyn Hax

Now you'll get to see how I can really run a building, darlin. Not even a cracked knee to hold me back, yeah? What a nice birthday present. — Marie Lu

It was only in my forties that I started feeling young. — Henry Miller

Birthday sex is my speciality. — Amy Andrews

I like to go to anybody else's birthday, and if I'm invited I'm a good guest. But I never celebrate my birthdays. I really don't care. — Mikhail Baryshnikov

Well, I want you to know how much I appreciate this. Really. — Benjamin Day

I started writing when I was 17. I got an acoustic guitar for my birthday after I discovered Bob Dylan and James Taylor. — Jason Reeves

You're seventeen now. You can do ... absolutely nothing you couldn't already — Abby McDonald

Every five years, I like to do a big birthday party. I had my 45th birthday with 75 friends in Marrakesh, Morocco. — Chip Conley

Men are equal; it is not birth but virtue that makes the difference. — Voltaire

A person's birthday should be a special day, a wonderful day, a day of pure celebration for the luck of being born! — Elise Broach

Happy 60th Birthday, good buddy.
How are you dealing with your awful debility,
lessened utility and loss of mobility? — John Walter Bratton

Good families always ritualize the table. You can say, "This is a Christmas meal; this is a birthday meal." — Henri Nouwen

How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, His precepts! — Benjamin Franklin

He held out the pendant in the palm of his hand.
"Happy birthday, Copper," he whispered. — Sharon Lynn Fisher

For my 50th birthday, I got ahold of a new print of 'Saturday Night Fever.' I see it much more as a tough coming-of-age movie than as a disco story. — Gene Siskel

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. — Erma Bombeck

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time. — Douglas Coupland

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' — Steven Wright

I clear my throat. You deserve to be taken out for your birthday. And ... I want to be the guy who takes you on your first date. — Becca Ann

Today, you're halfway to 100! Here's to optimism, whether it is realistic or not. Happy 50th birthday! — T. S. Eliot

A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present. — Thomas Fuller

At 50, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday. — H. H. Asquith

I wish you a vivacious day of love, laughter, and joy. Have an awesome birthday! — Debasish Mridha

her ribs hugged her heart and the air went back to tasting like birthday cake. He — C.C. Hunter

POPPY: Don't just agree with me because it's my birthday, and I'm special, and you feel inferior under the shadow of my specialness. — Bijou Hunter

When you're feeding the second coachload of tourists that day you aren't thinking about the birthday party for fifty next week. — Robin McKinley

Today would have been the birthday of Osama bin Laden. It makes me remember when Seal Team 6 threw him a surprise party. — David Letterman

As a kid, I always went to therapists; the first time was when my parents were separated on my sixth birthday, then on and off since then. — Pete Wentz

Hungry Hungry Hippos is so depressing. You continuously chomp away at those balls and you are alone and it's your birthday.' — Thom Yorke

Diana has only one birthday in a year. It isn't as if birthdays were common things, Marilla. — L.M. Montgomery

The day of birth is a miraculous day. — Lailah Gifty Akita

A man who views the world the same ... — Muhammad Ali

Some people won't go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter. — Anne Lamott

After you're finished celebrating your 60th birthday, feel free to stop supporting your children, and start supporting your parents! — Joe Dean

I often go to bed in my birthday suit. But I like teddies and cute little undies that match. I like a sexy bra and panty set, or little shorts. — Queen Latifah

Most artists don't get paid for what they do, and they are lucky if they can persuade a friend to let them show something at a kid's birthday party. — Andrei Codrescu

When I passed forty I dropped pretense, 'cause men like women who got some sense. — Maya Angelou

The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape. — Samuel Johnson

I'm most comfortable in my birthday suit. — Amanda Seyfried

In wartime, everyone's birthday turns into a commemoration of something so sad. — Danny M. Cohen

We were all born on days when too many people died in terrible ways,
but you still have to call it a birthday. — Andrea Gibson

The spirit should never grow old. — John Kenneth Galbraith

The heart has no wrinkles. — Marie De Rabutin-Chantal, Marquise De Sevigne

But I recently celebrated my thirtieth birthday and became acutely aware of my age, and the passing of time. — Judith Kinghorn

Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me! — D.J. MacHale

I wish people would stop talking about my birthday. — George Bernard Shaw

'Down on Me' can't showcase my true talent. 'Birthday Sex' was robotic. When I perform it, I can't give you this church feeling I know I can give. — Jeremih

If there's one thing I really want for my birthday, that is for the mining company not to mine my daddy's reserve. — Bindi Irwin

A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted. — R. K. Milholland

A birthday:-and now a day that rose
With much of hope, with meaning rife-
A thoughtful day from dawn to close:
The middle day of human life. — Jean Ingelow

Before she cut her birthday cake, she cast a wish, then blew the candles out from his eyes. — Anthony Liccione

A Little Birdie
Told Me It's
Your Birthday!
So Enjoy Your
Special Day! — Julie McGregor

I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory. — Sloane Crosley

Dr Sarvapalli Radhakrishnan served this country well, he did not celebrate his birthday, he celebrated it for teachers. — Narendra Modi

The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills. — Richard J. Needham

I wish but to share your gifts as a young boy on his birthday would excitedly rip open his packages to the view of others. — Dan Groat

For my 11th birthday, I asked to be adopted. — Kaui Hart Hemmings

Your birthday is a special day, May it bring you love and cheer It gives a chance for me to say, Happy birthday every year — Mary Baker Eddy

It's my birthday, I'll get high if I want to. — Drake

Congratulations. The fact that you're reading this means you've taken one giant step closer to surviving until your next birthday. — James Patterson

You know how to tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist. — Red Skelton

My mother always bought our birthday gifts. — Bruce Eric Kaplan

Happy birthday, Alexander," Magnus murmured.
"Thanks for remembering," Alec whispered back. — Cassandra Clare

It don't gotta be Mother's Day, or your birthday, for me to just call and say
Hey Mama — Kanye West

Some people reach the age of sixty before others. — Samuel Hood, 1st Viscount Hood

This is probably as good a time as any to mention that I was holding a large birthday cake. — Jonathan Tropper

Ruby's tenth birthday party. She wore a red dress and we skated and she told me we were halfway to twenty and someday we would go to France. — Catherine Lacey

Jakie, is it my birthday or am I dying ? — Nancy Astor

Have a memorable name day, you deserve to be happy because you are a wonderful person. Happy birthday. — Auliq Ice

The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're only as well as you are. — Anne Lamott

May today be the best birthday of your life, I give you my heart as the most precious gift I can give you and I promise I always will love you. — Auliq Ice

Joy is that kind of happiness that does not depend on what happens. — David Steindl-Rast

Then when you think in years to come Of Birthdays long ago You may remember fondly How much we love you so. — Janet Horne

Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen. — Robert Staughton Lynd