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What people are tired of, the people who agree with me, what they're tired of is listening to that sound, the sound of the people who've given up. — Bill Cosby

When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first? — Bill Cosby

One of my favorite guys when I was young ... I've always loved Bill Cosby. I've always wanted to direct him in something. — Faizon Love

When I was a kid I went and saw Bill Cosby with my dad, and I remember sitting there and laughing so hard. — Dave Coulier

I have to follow my thoughts and mine for the gold. I have to dig it out. — Bill Cosby

Things from real life are the things that get people laughing. — Bill Cosby

You are more important to yourself than you think you are. — Bill Cosby

Growing up, I loved Bill Cosby and Bob Newhart. They are a big reason I'm a storyteller because they are two of the best. — Henry Cho

Grandparents are God's gifts to children. — Bill Cosby

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet. — Bill Cosby

In my old neighborhood, a boy stopped playing when he began to lose his pulse. And then he became the referee. — Bill Cosby

If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk.
If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro race. — Bill Cosby

I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who doesn't. — Bill Cosby

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries. — Bill Cosby

I know people are tired of me not saying anything, but a guy doesn't have to answer to innuendos, — Bill Cosby

How long can you tread water? — Bill Cosby

College was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things. — Bill Cosby

There is no job a man can do that is undignified - if he does it well. — Bill Cosby

Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it. — Bill Cosby

My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with ... That is an old woman trying to get into heaven now. — Bill Cosby

I've said all along I've never competed with 'The Simpsons.' Not in my own mind. — Bill Cosby

In America ... the seven ages of man have become preschooler, Pepsi generation, baby boomer, mid-lifer, empty-nester, senior citizen, and organ donor. — Bill Cosby

A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a thing from having once been a child. — Bill Cosby

Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for people to stop you. — Bill Cosby

I wanted to give the house back to the parents. — Bill Cosby

George Booth and I are both funny, and from afar, without meeting, admired each other's work. — Bill Cosby

All Children Have Brain Damage! — Bill Cosby

I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't. — Bill Cosby

With my wife Camille's help, I took to social networking. I'm working with the computers. — Bill Cosby

Nobody ever says, "Can I have your beets? — Bill Cosby

I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they wanted someone to watch their other children. — Bill Cosby

God has not made anything that I know of that pays so much attention to who their father and mother is as us. — Bill Cosby

You come to my comedy show to be entertained. — Bill Cosby

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice. — Bill Cosby

Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to. — Bill Cosby

Too many people are waiting for Jesus to come along and cut your grass. And Jesus isn't going to come along and cut your grass. — Bill Cosby

Romance is a different word than sexual contact. — Bill Cosby

Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. — Bill Cosby

Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world. — Bill Cosby

A word to the wise ain't ... — Bill Cosby

Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either. — Bill Cosby

I brought you in this world, and I can take you out! — Bill Cosby

Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity. — Bill Cosby

When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby

A pelican that is wet walks with a gated limp, but a dry fish swims alone. — Bill Cosby

Laughter brings out the child in all of us. — Bill Cosby

The problem is that your daughter has given her heart to a 15-year-old boy, and a 15-year-old boy does not yet qualify as a human being. — Bill Cosby

People say to me, 'Do you know who you look like?' And I say, 'I'm really tired of looking like that guy.' — Bill Cosby

Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter. — Bill Cosby

Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point ... and they're still yelling. — Bill Cosby

If you can find humour in anything, you can survive it — Bill Cosby

But if that's what you want to be, that's what you will be - as long as you study. — Bill Cosby

I tell stories. Because I believe you can do things that joke tellers can't do, and that is, bring your audience along. — Bill Cosby

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. — Bill Cosby

It's painful, but we can't heal ourselves unless we cleanse the wounds. — Bill Cosby

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. — Bill Cosby

Don't let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart. — Bill Cosby

Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job ... Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of us. — Bill Cosby

I didn't know how serious it is to a female that you lift the lid. — Bill Cosby

'Don't worry about senility', my grandfather used to say. — Bill Cosby

We go out of our way to make people so different, ... to punish them because of color, because of sex, because of size, and the game starts. — Bill Cosby

According to the State of Florida, the person with the gun has the right to defend him or herself. — Bill Cosby

I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards. — Bill Cosby

At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor. — Kevin Hart

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. — Bill Cosby

People say children are charming because they tell the truth. That's a lie. I've got five of them. They only tell the truth if they're in pain. — Bill Cosby

You know my father's favorite game? Come here and pull my finger. — Bill Cosby

If you want to be seen, stand up.
If you want to be heard, speak up.
If you want to be appreciated, shut up. — Bill Cosby

I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook. — Bill Cosby

I don't care what right-wing white people are thinking. — Bill Cosby

Everybody is not a victim. — Bill Cosby

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids. — Bill Cosby

When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody. — Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby, you know, he's a delightful guy. — Barry Corbin

Reunited with strawberry, raspberry and blueberry, I am berry, berry happy to be back working with JELL-O. — Bill Cosby

The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble. — Bill Cosby

There are times my stories become - what I feel - not only accessible to hearing me on television, but they make wonderful reading. — Bill Cosby

Meadowlark and I share a common vision of bringing joy and laughter to others. — Bill Cosby

If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff. — Bill Cosby

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size Jockey shorts for his entire life. — Bill Cosby

I think you need to make responsibility something that's not just a word. — Bill Cosby

My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals. — Bill Cosby

Telemarketers tell me I sound like Bill Cosby. — Bill Cosby

People say "God will find a way." God can't find a way if you're in the way. — Bill Cosby

I'm going OUT ... because I DESERVE to go out! And I'm going to get DRUNK ... because I DESERVE to get drunk! And get out of my way! — Bill Cosby

The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off. — Bill Cosby

A child who is disciplined will be more obedient and also more organized as a student. — Bill Cosby

It was hard for me, being in school. And nobody was there to tell me how important it was. — Bill Cosby

Things are old. Parts are old. I'm talking about 'us' parts. AARP-parts. Some of us were born with stronger parts than others. — Bill Cosby

Sometimes I buy my wife flowers. — Bill Cosby

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The secret of success is to be like a duck, Smooth and unruffled on top, But paddling furiously underneath. — Bill Cosby

Karl Malden was a good friend of mine, and he said, 'You draw the people to you,' and I guess that's what I do. — Bill Cosby

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on. — Bill Cosby

You don't know what you're going to fall in love with until you're exposed to it. — Bill Cosby

People will frighten you about a graduation ... They use words you don't hear often ... — Bill Cosby

I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson. — Drew Carey

I'm not saying looting is good, ... But I'm saying surely at a time when your child needs diapers and you need food, when does looting stop ... — Bill Cosby

We've got to get the gun out of the hands of people who are supposed to be on neighborhood watch. — Bill Cosby

Most fathers and ... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it. — Bill Cosby