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A certain amount of housekeeping also goes on in my poems. I wash doorknobs, do dishes, mop floors, patch carpets, cook. — Jane Hirshfield

I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror. — Richard Lewis

To have time for what is valuable, you have to stop giving time to what isn't. — Robert Holden

The first key to greatness is to be in reality what we appear to be. — Socrates

Looking for yourself is like a thirsty fish looking for water. — Deepak Chopra

Whether I want to be at practice or not, I show up every day. Whether I'm healthy or I'm sick or hurt or tired, I show up every day. — Chael Sonnen

If life is a magnificent journey, then peace is the way and happiness is the destination. — Debasish Mridha

You know a school is run by stuck-up sons of bitches when it doesn't even have a bike rack. — Francesca Zappia

Veni, vidi, vici. That was easy for Julius Caesar to say; he crossed Italy in a chariot, not on a stupid bike." - Vivia — Leah Marie Brown

In my spare time I didn't go out, I sat and read novels I got from the library: Grazia Deledda, Pirandello, Chekhov, Gogol, Tolstoy, Dostoyevsky. — Elena Ferrante

When you treat yourself right, you run better and more efficiently. Which means you don't have to go 100 miles an hour to get everything done. — Ann Curry

A friend is someone who will bike to the ice cream shop with you, even when you don't look so good. — Lois Greiman

Ask for two, and they give you the third free. — John D. MacDonald

How do you know your boss is a lesbian?
It's when she always park her bike in a dike — Stephan Attia

I keep telling you, nobody wants legs like a stick insect. They want a bottom they can park in a bike in and balance a pint of beer on. — Helen Fielding

Bike lane: the section of the road that accommodates wide loads and has speed bumps to protect drunk drivers. — Bauvard

Get back on the bike and tell me where to go."
"I'll tell you where to go," I muttered sourly, and he laughed. — Karen Marie Moning

Truth in art is truth n circumstances. — Konstantin Stanislavsky