Big Fat Quotes: top 81 famous quotes about Big Fat

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Lardo was getting on in years, and his big belly tended to slow him down a bit. — Sarah Weeks

I didn't have a big fat Greek wedding, but I have a lot of fat Greek friends. — Pete Sampras

Back on the block they probably call Big Al "Fat Albert" but here in the Nam we don't insult our friends. — Derrick Wolf

Virtue is not photogenic. What is it to be a nice guy? To be nothing, that's what. A big fat zero with a smile for everybody. — Kirk Douglas

The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change. — Seth MacFarlane

Babies like fat. Like to bury they face up in you armpit and go to sleep. They like big fat legs too. That I know. — Kathryn Stockett

I don't want a lot of strangers looking down at my wrinkles and my big fat belly when I'm dead. — Clark Gable

Since when did psychiatry become one big, fat Myspace survey? — Nenia Campbell

The Cubist paintings in the Centre Pompidou in Paris were strange but amazing. The big fat magical cat said they made her eyes hurt. — Jim Shanahan

I'd rather be Jack be smart, than Jack be quick. Watch out for the man with the big fat licking stick. — James Brown

A big fat zoo of snorers is snoring in all different rhythms — David Mitchell

That's crazy. Are Witches the one who help the big fat man get down the chimney too?"
"You know it, girl. — Brandy Nacole

Leave me alone, you big fat shitburger! — Chris Crutcher

My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am. — Andy Rooney

I have a little mantra: 'My fear grows fat on the energy I feed it. And if it grows very big, it probably happens.' — Scilla Elworthy

My grandmother did all the cooking at Christmas. We ate fattened chicken. We would feed it even more so it would be big and fat. — Alain Ducasse

If you ain't got a fat woman, you're making a big mistake, because a big fat woman tastes as good as a T-bone steak. — Chick Willis

I love reading epic fantasies and big fat books and so I really wanted to write one. I think you always write what you want to read. — Cassandra Clare

Fat man, tall man, big dick, small, ain't nobody gonna have it all, he mumbled, snickering to himself. — Ethan Day

In the language of politics, there is only one translation for the phrase 'hope and change,' to wit: 'big, fat government.' — P. J. O'Rourke

If I was going to have a life of air and nothing, I'd at least like a big fat dick to bounce on. — Alice Clayton

Dr. Harris was now wishing that the late Doc Dubois had never opened his big fat mouth. — Neal Stephenson

I am a greedy actor in the sense that I like the big bites. Put a big fat steak in front of me, and I will eat it. — Tyne Daly

I was a little fat pudgy kid with big thick glasses, and I was quiet and never said a word, you know - teachers loved me, straight-A student. — Morgan Fairchild

The beginning of my career was so brilliant. It wasn't until ten years later that I went, 'Oh, that was a big, fat fluke and, boy, was I ever lucky.' — Sandra Oh

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. — Gloria Vanderbilt

You're beautiful," he said.
"I'm as big as cow."
"A beautiful cow."
She chuckled. "I'm fat."
"You're not fat."
(Stella & Beau) — Rachel Gibson

There are lots of guys around the world that are lazy. They have big fat guts. They talk about chi power and things they can do, but don't believe it. — Bruce Lee

Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you'd get if you shaved a bear. — Terry Pratchett

Jane Eyre may be an orphan, homely, battered, alone and abandoned, but she is not, never has been and never will be a big fat sausage. — Fanny Britt

No better way to avoid making a decision than burying yourself in a big fat book. (p. 105). — Elizabeth Bard

If you had a piece of coal, we could hold her down, shove it up her ass, and come collect a big, fat diamond in a few days. — M. Leighton

All pomp and show." Anjali's glare at the house would've exploded bricks if she'd had superhuman powers. "A fat cow needs a big barn. — Nicola Marsh

Well, no athlete respects a big, fat coach who's going to stand there and rest the watch on his stomach. — Arthur Lydiard

Life is a big fat gigantic stinking mess, that's the beauty of it, too. — Gayle Forman

When I was a teenager, I was fat. I was shy. I wore glasses. I had a big eyebrow and hair all over my body. They were years of torture. — Gloria Estefan

How the fuck do I know that my better is anything more than the great big fat lie we tell ourselves to justify the slow fat nothing of our days. — Claire North

Dying sucks big fat donkey balls. — Tara West

I don't want you to leap into another relationship without thinking. Looking for perfect is a big, fat myth because perfect isn't out there. — Joan Bauer

Should've known when I met her mama. The big, fat acorn didn't fall too far from the big, fat tree. — Johnny Shaw

My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing. — Rodney Dangerfield

Brooklyn is a big fat blob with its own ugly shape across from Manhattan; it looks like Jabba the Hutt counting his money. — Ned Vizzini

It isn't that I dislike you so much, big, fat dragon. It's that I don't like you enough. — G.A. Aiken

If you want to ask about my drug problem, go ask my big, fat, smart, ten pound daughter, she'll answer any questions you have about it. — Courtney Love

(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them? — Victor Borge

Life is this big, fat, gigantic stinking mess. That's fhe beauty of it too. — Gayle Forman

I'm a big State Fair person, and my main goal is to eat as much food as possible, but I tend not to do the foods on a stick. But I like Big Fat Bacon. — Alison McGhee

Poverty, like obesity, has the tendency to add at least ten years to the appearance of its victims, especially those who are over the age of twenty. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Big fat hairy monkey, hands a couple of octaves wide? — Terry Pratchett

Newspapers are even worse for me than ice cream; headlines, and the big issues that generate the headlines, are pure fat. — John Irving

As far as I'm concerned, love means fighting, big fat lies, and a couple of slaps across the face. — Edith Piaf

I was big and fat and had weird parents. — Richard Griffiths

The accusations make me want to be kid again. Why isn't my mommy calling them big fat liars? — Kendare Blake

I look very different from how people expect me to be ... Clearly they think I'm a great big fat viking. — Kate Winslet

I tend to sing opera and showtunes in the shower. I don't know why, but when I get in the shower I turn into this big fat opera lady. — Ester Dean

If you're in music just to become a big, fat rock star, then I probably don't like your music to begin with. — Mark Mothersbaugh

This big fat woman bumped me on the floor, she was rarin' to go, she was rarin' to go. Then she did a dip, I almost broke my hip. — Joe Tex

I'm stuck!" Dad yelled. "My big fat tubby body is stuck! — James Dashner

She was not curvy or big-boned; she was fat, it was the only word that felt true. And she had ignored, too, the cement in her soul. — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

Perhaps it is a secret yearning of all Hallmark employees to use the phrase 'you big fat pain in the butt' in an anniversary card. — Stephan Pastis

I wouldn't have filmed The Color Purple if the book had been a big fat novel. The reason I read it is because it is thin. — Steven Spielberg

Nope. It was a big fat minus sign. Which means negative. Not pregnant. No baby. Infertile. Nothing's growing in this soil. — Laurelin Paige

I held up my Gray's Anatomy by way of answering. She huffed. Why don't you just watch the TV show instead of reading that big fat book? — Brenna Aubrey

IT needs to transform from a big fat silo to the digital fit brain of a modern organization. — Pearl Zhu

It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy. — David Feherty

Good enough is good enough. Perfect will make you a big fat mess every time. — Rebecca Wells

When I registered for econ, I had no idea that I'd be in for this level of reality-show drama. It's like a big fat bonus. — Tammara Webber

Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze. I got a big fat mama trying to break me. — Ray Davies

What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes. — Gena Showalter

I ain't going to bump no more with no big fat woman. — Joe Tex

Perhaps the universe is a big fat consciousness and the matter is just an illusion. — Erol Ozan

Americans are not gonna conserve. We're not gonna shift to smaller cars. We can't - we have big, fat kids. — Greg Giraldo

I have a tendency to evolve into William Shatner, with my big fat face. — Jason Bateman

Love iz a big fat turkey and every day iz thanksgiving — Charles Bukowski

I'd taken a big fat crisis off my shoulders and loaded it all on Jesus, which seemed unfair in a way, but was exactly what the Bible recommended. — David James Duncan

When you're a big girl like me, you want someone who makes you feel diminutive. I think fat guys are sexy. — Hoda Kotb

Its me own battle ... and I'm seeing me body take on me mind ... BIG TIME! — The Fitness Doc

You must always have great, secret, big fat hopes for yourself in love and in life. The bigger, the better. — Gloria Vanderbilt

I got bitten by fangs that went to sink'n'drink, but somewhere between swilling'n'killing, the vampire messed up and turned me into a big fat mistake. — Brian Meehl

It's worth noting here that dragons are magical creatures. It's also worth following that up with a big, fat, duh. — Daniel Younger

I want a big fat woman with meat shaking on her bones. — Chick Willis