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She has been kissed as often as a police-court Bible, and by much the same class of people. — Robertson Davies

Relationship Principle 11
It is better to be disliked for being who you are than to be loved for who you are not. — Sherry Argov

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny! — David Cross

I am a pretty, useless ornament who always believed she'd have a man to take care of her. — V.C. Andrews

Never fear Death for you will feel aroused by his sleep. Never cheat death or he will slap you with a sentence of misery for the defeat. — Suzy Kassem

Thou mayest choose an helpmeet," said the King to me.
An helpmeet? What the great googly-moogly was that? — Michael Darling

In a country of ideas, consciousness is its' citizen. — Toba Beta

I don't see much comedy in the Bible, where people are writing about funny people. It's not there. — Bill Cosby

Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread. — Damien Fahey

To Echo The Eternal Heartbeat Of God Is To Proclaim The Restoration Of His Glory — Sunday Adelaja

If the Lord hasn't got a boyfriend lined up for me to marry, that's his business. — Barbara Kingsolver

To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'. — Bill Maher

Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world. — M.J. McGuire

Funny thing, every time an angel appeared to someone in the Bible, the first thing he'd say was, "Fear not." ... I guess they were pretty spectacular. — Gilbert Morris

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it. — Dave Chappelle

Whenever you feel like feeling like a devil's advocate, Bible-thump. That, in a worldly world, is the great irony and satire of evangelism. — Criss Jami

There's a few people who I've accumulated over the years who I really trust to show a first cut to and to be helpful rather than unhelpful. — Kenneth Lonergan

The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket. — Nicole McKay

The resulting units may be called binary digits, or more briefly, bits. — James Gleick