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Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her butt, then at her face, and said, "Twins! — Various

You can't have meaningful political democracy without functioning economic democracy. — Noam Chomsky

If you listen to yo momma
You won't ever have no fun. — Chris Smither

138: Yo momma so stupid, she thought the bait at the Safari Zone was free food and the rocks were souvenirs — Pokemon Jokes

Yet, if he would not lie, what could he write but truth? — George R R Martin

Yo Mama so ugly, — Yo Momma

Gratitude BRINGS MORE to be grateful about, so today I make the point of expressing gratitude for everything in my LIFE! — Louise Hay

Beautiful faces are those that wear whole-souled honesty printed there. — Ellen Palmer Allerton

Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes. — James Stewart

Presidents have to be very organized to govern successfully, and solo artists rarely succeed. — Douglas Holtz-Eakin

Yo momma so poor that when I rang her doorbell, she said "ding-dong. — Various

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket. — George Orwell

Yo momma so poor that when I visited her house and tore down the cob webs, she screamed "Who's tearing down the drapes? — Various

Yo momma's so ugly when people see her face they say "Hey,lady!It ain't Halloween yet! — Tony Glare

Just look at us, all of us, quietly doing our thing and trying to matter. The earnestness is inspiring and heartbreaking at the same time. — Amy Krouse Rosenthal

A problem is something to solve," Phillip says. "If there's no solution, it's not a problem, so stop treating it like one. — Jonathan Tropper

Adversity finds at last the man whom she has often passed by. — Seneca The Younger

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples. — Coolio

When I look at my life, there has been far more pain than joy. — Christopher Pike

Jim Stavridis is the former NATO commander who is sometimes on people's lists, also very plausible, self-possessed, someone with sobriety. — David Brooks

Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry. — Various

Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard. — Various

Yo' Momma, I'm a ghetto super star. — Ludacris

Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp. — Various

A lot of my success is because of what I look like. I know that. — Jonathan Rhys Meyers

*** Yo momma so stupid that when I saw her yelling into an envelope and asked her what she was doing, she said, "Leaving a voice mail. — Various

Yo momma's breath smells so bad I don't know if I should give her a Tic Tac or a piece of toilet paper. Yo — THE CLOWN FACTORY

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't come back. — Various

Struggle is a prerequisite to surrender. — Jen Pollock Michel