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I woke up one morning to find that the entire city had been covered in a three-foot layer of man-eating jam.
— Yahtzee Croshaw
It creates an effective contrast, like riding a bike down a long and peaceful country road and every other hundred yards the bike turns into a bear.
— Yahtzee Croshaw
Fifty-story skyscrapers stood side by side with older ten-story buildings like fathers and sons at the urinal together.
— Yahtzee Croshaw
I am a crab. I am thinking crabby thoughts. I am tightening my grip on this rock with my big red pincers.
— Yahtzee Croshaw
I'd sometimes pictured myself bravely sacrificing my life to save another, but my preference had always been that it be someone I actually liked.
— Yahtzee Croshaw
This is not the most right I've ever been.
— Paul Reiser
My children weary me. I can only see them as defective adults: feckless, destructive, frivolous, sensual, humorless.
— Evelyn Waugh
The obedient Pit bull becomes the escaped tiger and it's got a knife
— Yahtzee Croshaw
Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits.
— Yahtzee Croshaw
Fair warning," I said. "We may die horribly the moment I turn this handle." "I beg your pardon?" I turned the handle. There
— Yahtzee Croshaw
The cruelest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is flawless when it isn't
— Yahtzee Croshaw
A Shadow's Tale - I'm going to keep calling it A Shadow's Tale because fuck America for wanting to be different and special all the time.
— Yahtzee Croshaw
His perpetual grin was wider than any I'd ever seen, and that included several guys I'd known at Dreadgrave's with no skin on their faces.
— Yahtzee Croshaw
Last night we were noting, a freelance musician and an unemployed. But you know what we are now? ... Both unemployed?
— Yahtzee Croshaw
Readers of my online journal - I refuse to use the word blog because it sounds like something that lives on a riverbed and communicates through farts
— Yahtzee Croshaw
Reality is a cruel and unintuitive place with frustrating gameplay mechanics. (Press X to thanklessly toil your life away) — Yahtzee Croshaw
They were as close and as distant as any family.
— Kate Tempest
The main problem I always have with multiplayer is that human beings are grabby, entitled, selfish, ugly, stupid, evil cockstoppers.
— Yahtzee Croshaw
Nothing made by brute force lasts.
— Robert Louis Stevenson
How exactly does a steam-powered gun turret differentiate between friend and foe? I wasn't aware that boiled water could form allegiances.
— Yahtzee Croshaw
There's a new spell you get around level 50 called "Mirror Image" which might as well be called "Reap On, Ye Fucking Reaper Man".
— Yahtzee Croshaw
Horrors from beyond the veil of time and space are coming to eat us so shut up, sounds like a pretty good draw card for a leader to have.
— Yahtzee Croshaw
Pimpin' ain't easy and neither is long division
— Yahtzee Croshaw
Just get sick sometime and go visit yourself, and you'll find out how tactless you are!
— J.D. Salinger
I picked it up 'cause the back of the box said the Kinect had "finally found its hardcore game" and I interpreted that as a challenge.
— Yahtzee Croshaw
He who trades pacing for gimmicky open-world freedom deserves neither.
— Yahtzee Croshaw
What can you do with a character who responds to everything by either punching it or deploying Bat Anti-thing Spray ... then punching it?
— Yahtzee Croshaw
The geek shall inherit the earth.
— Yahtzee Croshaw