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Where did we come from? Where are we going? Is there possibility of a group discount? — Woody Allen

My gift was in comedy. I found out I could make jokes. I could tell jokes. I could write them. So over the years, that's what I've done. — Woody Allen

The audience is making the film and not the film-maker. — Woody Allen

My heart says one thing. My head says another. Very hard to get your heart and head together in life. — Woody Allen

Taste my tuna casserole - tell me if I put in too much hot fudge. — Woody Allen

Showing up is 80 percent of life. — Woody Allen

Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym. — Woody Allen

The best an idea gets is when its in your head. — Woody Allen

I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm. — Woody Allen

The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that. — Woody Allen

Woody Allen is in his '70s and he's making movies, so I look forward to getting there. — Brett Ratner

Unlike Woody Allen, I would be happy to be part of any (poetry) club that would have me. — Denise Duhamel

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. — Woody Allen

But it was I, yes I, who discovered the link between excessive masturbation and entry into politics! — Woody Allen

Once I made a boyfriend dress up as Woody Allen from 'Annie Hall.' — Casey Wilson

In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald. — Woody Allen

Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad. — Woody Allen

I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics. — Woody Allen

Nothing like a little post-traumatic stress disorder to make your day complete. — Woody Allen

Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down. — Woody Allen

The whole country was tied together by radio. We all experienced the same heroes and comedians and singers. They were giants. — Woody Allen

They confuse everything I do with my life. — Woody Allen

Years of insanity have made this guy crazy! — Woody Allen

I don't think my film style has changed. I'm doing the same kind of jokes I did when I was younger. — Woody Allen

My grandfather had a wonderful funeral ... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad. — Woody Allen

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year. — Woody Allen

When a doctor makes a mistake, it's best to bury the subject. — Woody Allen

80% of life is showing up. — Woody Allen

Reality may not be the best of all possible worlds, but it's still the only place where you can get a decent steak. — Woody Allen

I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak. — Woody Allen

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. — Woody Allen

Sometimes some of the best moments are contributed by the actors being creative, with their own improvisations. — Woody Allen

The best things in life are censored. — Woody Allen

I've gained no wisdom, no insight, no mellowing. I would make all the same mistakes again, today. — Woody Allen

Anything worth knowing cannot be understood by the human mind. — Woody Allen

I've always had an easy time directing actors because I always hire ones that are great before I get my hands on them. — Woody Allen

Heaven knows, we all make mistakes. That's life - and chess. — Woody Allen

Death should not be seen as the end but as a very effective way to cut down expenses. — Woody Allen

The great question of philosophy remains: If life is meaningless, what can be done about alphabet soup? — Woody Allen

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ. — Woody Allen

I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't. — Woody Allen

My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats. — Woody Allen

History is the same thing over and over again. — Woody Allen

I love 'Bullets Over Broadway,' but I'm pretty sure Woody Allen hasn't killed somebody. — Mike Birbiglia

Woody Allen movies are like Beatles songs. I can't name my favorite without you immediately naming a better one. — Colin Trevorrow

I'm not a big believer in the sense of Jews having a monopoly on comedy. — Woody Allen

My older brother took me to Woody Allen double features when I was still teething. — Doug Liman

Woody Allen said that 95% of history is explained as a man trying to impress a woman. And that's true in my life. — Mitt Romney

There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important. — Woody Allen

For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal. — Woody Allen