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Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything. — Will Rogers

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die. — Will Rogers

Wish all the Farmers would move to town one year, that's the only way I know to clear the thing up. — Will Rogers

Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and every kind of animal in the world will drift in for refreshments. — Will Rogers

If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end. — Will Rogers

The best way out of a difficulty is through it. — Will Rogers

Congress is going to start tinkering with the Ten Commandments just as soon as they find someone in Washington who has read them. — Will Rogers

The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match. — Will Rogers

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches. — Will Rogers

I guess truth can hurt you worse in an election than about anything that can happen to you. — Will Rogers

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. — Will Rogers

I am always going to do my best, no matter where I am. — Will Rogers

A liberal is a man who wants to use his own ideas on things in preference to generations who he knows know more than he does. — Will Rogers

I don't think anyone can grow unless he's loved exactly as he is now, appreciated for what he is rather than what he will be. — Fred Rogers

Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is? — Frank Scully

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it. — Will Rogers

Even if you are on the right track, but just sit there, you will still get run over. — Will Rogers

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. — Will Rogers

It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it. — Will Rogers

The crime of taxation is not in the taking it, it's in the way that it's spent. — Will Rogers

People want just taxes more than they want lower taxes. They want to know that every man is paying his proportionate share according to his wealth. — Will Rogers

Everyone is a self-made man. Only the successful admit it. — Will Rogers

We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs. — Will Rogers

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair. — Will Rogers

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. — Will Rogers

You can take any line of business and skill and the ones who do it the best are the ones who get the most money for it. — Will Rogers

America has the best politicians money can buy. — Will Rogers

Local conservation programs can help our communities shape thoughtful growth. — Will Rogers

Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they're not making any more. — Will Rogers

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?' — Will Rogers

We have the best Congress that money can buy. — Will Rogers

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. — Will Rogers

Satan can't keep God from answering our prayers, but he will keep us from asking. — Adrian Rogers

Everyone wants to vote for the best and most qualified man, but he never runs for office. — Will Rogers

The best thing about this group of candidates
is that only one of them can win. — Will Rogers

You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible; and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the pig!. — Will Rogers

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there — Will Rogers

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it. — Will Rogers

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate? — Will Rogers

Some say, what is the Salvation of the Movies? I say, run 'em backwards. It can't hurt 'em and it's worth a trial. — Will Rogers

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. — Will Rogers

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. — Will Rogers

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes-I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em — Will Rogers

Hurray! Congress is to adjourn! Only four more days of Congressional burglary on the Treasury! — Will Rogers

They are each good when they are out, and each bad when they are in. — Will Rogers

I see where they are going to be more strict with these robbers; when they catch 'em from now on, they're going to publish their names. — Will Rogers

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. — Will Rogers

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. — Will Rogers

It ain't so much what a man doesn't know that causes him so many problems, but what he knows that ain't so. — Will Rogers

It looks to me like the candidates are trying to relieve the farmer of his vote, instead of his debts. — Will Rogers

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious. — Will Rogers

Will Rogers used to say he wouldn't run for president no matter how badly the country needed a comedian. — Will Rogers

When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging. — Will Rogers

Cattlemen have lost more in the last few years than anybody and say less about it. — Will Rogers

You will never get anywhere if you do not do your homework. — Jim Rogers

Get all the good laughs you can. — Will Rogers