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Best Wheezywaiter Quotes By Craig Benzine: Be cautious of bears at all times, even

Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger. — Craig Benzine

Best Wheezywaiter Quotes By Tertullian: Nothing that is God's is obtainable by money.

Nothing that is God's is obtainable by money. — Tertullian

Best Wheezywaiter Quotes By Craig Benzine: The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE

The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE'S DONE! — Craig Benzine

Best Wheezywaiter Quotes By Craig Benzine: If you're gonna lob something, lob love.

If you're gonna lob something, lob love. — Craig Benzine

Best Wheezywaiter Quotes By Countee Cullen: I cut my teeth as the black raccoonFor

I cut my teeth as the black raccoon
For implements of battle. — Countee Cullen

Best Wheezywaiter Quotes By Craig Benzine: I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try

I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest. — Craig Benzine

Best Wheezywaiter Quotes By Craig Benzine: Failure is not an option. It just happens

Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time. — Craig Benzine

Best Wheezywaiter Quotes By Fyodor Dostoevsky: Make us your slaves, but feed us.

Make us your slaves, but feed us. — Fyodor Dostoevsky

Best Wheezywaiter Quotes By Craig Benzine: Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun

Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die! — Craig Benzine

Best Wheezywaiter Quotes By Edmund Spenser: Foul jealousy! that turnest love divine to joyless

Foul jealousy! that turnest love divine to joyless dread, and makest the loving heart with hateful thoughts to languish and to pine. — Edmund Spenser

Best Wheezywaiter Quotes By C.S. Lewis: It is hardly complimentary to God that we

It is hardly complimentary to God that we should choose him as an alternative to hell. — C.S. Lewis

Best Wheezywaiter Quotes By Craig Benzine: Things that don't exist do exist, they're just

Things that don't exist do exist, they're just really fast. — Craig Benzine

Best Wheezywaiter Quotes By Steven Weinberg: An expert is a person who avoids the

An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy. — Steven Weinberg

Best Wheezywaiter Quotes By Craig Benzine: Cars and bumper cars are two very different

Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car. — Craig Benzine

Best Wheezywaiter Quotes By Craig Benzine: Are imperfections is which make we grate.

Are imperfections is which make we grate. — Craig Benzine

Best Wheezywaiter Quotes By Pamela Adlon: One of the things I learned in animation

One of the things I learned in animation is that you never, ever want to start doing a voice that you can't sustain for four straight hours. — Pamela Adlon

Best Wheezywaiter Quotes By Adam Stanley: It's better to have your nose in a

It's better to have your nose in a book, than in someone else's business. — Adam Stanley

Best Wheezywaiter Quotes By Craig Benzine: Time travel is awesome ... And useful. That

Time travel is awesome ... And useful. That sentence had a typo when I typed it ... The first time. — Craig Benzine

Best Wheezywaiter Quotes By Alan Rickman: Being on the stage in New York is

Being on the stage in New York is always exciting because you feel like you're part of the life of the city. — Alan Rickman

Best Wheezywaiter Quotes By Randy Gage: Be willing to let go of who you

Be willing to let go of who you are, to become who you might be — Randy Gage

Best Wheezywaiter Quotes By Craig Benzine: This quote will self-destruct in ... 4 ...

This quote will self-destruct in ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Just kidding ... Or am I? — Craig Benzine

Best Wheezywaiter Quotes By Craig Benzine: Saving time is so important that I'm not

Saving time is so important that I'm not even going to finish this sen-it's lunchtime already? Yum yum. — Craig Benzine

Best Wheezywaiter Quotes By Craig Benzine: Nature is a porno. Deal with it.

Nature is a porno. Deal with it. — Craig Benzine

Best Wheezywaiter Quotes By Craig Benzine: The grass is always greener when it's covered

The grass is always greener when it's covered in money. — Craig Benzine