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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit - wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. — Gena Showalter

I once tried to raise two tomato plants, and they died in spite of the fact I fertilized them every morning. Duh. — Clyde Edgerton

This rubicund youth, with his blunt features, appeared for all the world to have a tomato instead of a head. — Marcel Proust

And, incidentally, tomato ketchup is not a vegetable." Sybil added. "Not even the dried stuff around the top of the bottle. — Terry Pratchett

It took me all my life to learn how to salt a tomato. — Eric Ripert

In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza. — Jimmy Carr

Today a potato, a tomato, some wheat, lettuce, rice, a banana, and blueberries lost their lives for my sake. — Gregg Krech

You're the ketchup to my fries."

"Here we say tomato sauce and chips."

"Doesn't have quite the same ring. — Lia Riley

Many of the things the slow food people honor were innovations within historical times. Somebody had to be the first European to eat a tomato. — Nathan Myhrvold

When I eat a tomato I look at it the way anyone else would. But when I paint a tomato, then I see it differently. — Henri Matisse

The tomato offers its gift of fiery color and cool completeness. — Pablo Neruda

I cook a lot of Italian food. Bucatini Pomodoro is my best: it's a fat spaghetti with tomato, olive oil, and reminds me of getting married in Italy. — Bill Rancic

I wonder if Luke would take a hit of tomato ketchup for me. I might ask him later. Just casually. — Sophie Kinsella

Today there are bars of light on the rug, but Muse Cat prefers his tomato box where he can dream in private ... — John Geddes

You will realize that those round, pinkish red things that are available in the stores bear no resemblance at all to the real tomato — Craig Lehoullier

The taste of any simple tomato-based salad is dependent on the quality of the tomatoes. — Yotam Ottolenghi

I happen to enjoy grilled cheese and tomato sandwiches. — Chuck Feeney

The pleasure almost split me like a baking stuffed tomato. Like my heart swelled and my skin got thinner and thinner in the heat of it. Of company. — Peter Heller

Environmentalists blame the farmers for overdosing with pesticides, and the farmers blame the consumers for demanding blemish-free fruit. — William Alexander

The man who cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot. — Andre Breton

I am careful with the arguas (tomato caterpillars). Be careful with your mothers' hearts too, por favor.
THE PINATA-MAKER'S DAUGHTER — Eileen Granfors

At home, I make a large batch of tomato sauce and freeze it in meal-size portions in freezer bags. — Joe Bastianich

Well, got any relish?" "No, ma'am." "Tomato ketchup?" "No, ma'am." "And they call this a gormay paradise, — Terry Pratchett

If my wife made childhood obesity her mission and I signed a law making 1/8 cup of tomato paste a vegetable, I'd be sleeping on the sofa. — Alton Brown

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad. — Brian O'Driscoll

Secondly, I thought it was ridiculous to have two undercover policemen driving around in a striped tomato. — Paul Michael Glaser

I want to go back to Brazil, get married, have lots of kids, and just be a couch tomato. — Ana Beatriz Barros

The non-hybrids/heirlooms I grew equaled or out-yielded the hybrids in general, with far superior flavors and variety. — Craig Lehoullier

I made myself a Muenster-cheese sandwich, with lettuce, tomato, mustard, and mayo, and went up to my room. Ingredients are important. — A.M. Homes

You wouldn't hurt a virgin, would you? Where do you think they get virgin olive oil, huh? Don't you think we're pathetic enough as it is? — Italy

She was god-awfully hideous. I swear she looked like a bad-tempered mutant tomato, and she was making a sound like a cat being fed into a printer — Sarah Rees Brennan

George Jessel's newest pick-me-up which is receiving attention from the town's paragraphers is called a Bloody Mary: half tomato juice, half vodka. — Lucius Beebe