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Our children and grandchildren are not going to have the same standard of living unless we educate that workforce. — Wayne Rogers

I sighed. 'It doesn't matter what we do. Money comes and goes.' I shook my head. 'It doesn't matter and you know it doesn't. — Patrick DeWitt

Stephanie Plum, psycho bait. — Janet Evanovich

If you ain't using all the talents God provided you with
For the betterment of Man, understand,
You ain't nothing but a waste. — Talib Kweli

Stephanie Plum,"I almost never shoot anyone. — Janet Evanovich

Evie " came his faint whisper "I'm going to your mother see ... she's got 'em to leave a back door open ... so I can steal into 'eaven. — Lisa Kleypas

I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here? — Janet Evanovich

These are desparate times." - Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich

I don't believe this," Morelli yelled. "I don't fucking believe this. What do you do, sit in bed at night and think about ways to fuck up my life? — Janet Evanovich

My sex life is okay."
"Yeah," Morelli said. "But sometimes it's fun to have a partner. — Janet Evanovich

I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want? — Janet Evanovich

Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing. — Janet Evanovich

Honey, Half the women in NJ have sold him their cannolli -Conie to Stephanie about Joe Morelli (One for the money) — Janet Evanovich

It's not a nice thing to send a penis to a woman. It's disrespectful. — Janet Evanovich

Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons"
Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones — Janet Evanovich

If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead! — Janet Evanovich

Bitch, this is a gun... — Janet Evanovich

My professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an intergalactic princess. — Janet Evanovich

I don't need to be married, but I feel married. — Jon Hamm

So long as untouchability disfigures Hinduism, so long do I hold the attainment of Swaraj to be an utter impossibility. — Mahatma Gandhi

I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk.
Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart? — Janet Evanovich

I've chosen not to talk about my really private life to the press - I've never invited a huge amount of attention. — Sophia Myles

I love to cook; I cook every day. Chicken features a lot in our lives. — Kate Winslet

Hockey s a funny game. You have to prove yourself every shift, every game. It's not up to anybody else. You have to take pride in yourself. — Paul Coffey

I rolled my eyes so far into the back of my head I saw myself Thinking- Stephanie Plum High Five — Janet Evanovich

You will never know the fullness of Christ until you know the emptiness of everything but Christ. — Charles Spurgeon

There's a big difference between hating someone in peace and hating someone during war. — Hannah Moskowitz

I can spot someone with similar fashion sense to me a mile off. — Martin Freeman

Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different.
Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich

I do believe in the power of prayer. — Geraldine Ferraro

You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?" ~ Morelli — Janet Evanovich

I have bad car juju."
-Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich

I almost never shoot people. — Janet Evanovich

Remember, so swashing anyone into the trunk of your car!"
"Sure," Lula said, "I know that — Janet Evanovich

It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight. - Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich

Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator.
Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich

Many of the poets I most admire have a way of embodying their peculiar obsessions via landscape that can sometimes seem magical. — Anna Journey

There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It's been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 AM are disaster calls. — Janet Evanovich

One minute I was having a day like any other , and then Whack an this guy didn't have no head Lula Finger Lickin 15 — Janet Evanovich