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You know, stand-up comedy is where I pretty much started out. — Brion James

If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it. — George Carlin

Ultimately, I just decided stand-up comedy is a huge commitment, and if you want to be the best, you have to give it one hundred per cent. — Deirdre O'Kane

Wrestling was like stand-up comedy for me. — Dwayne Johnson

There's so much you can achieve with a launching pad like stand-up comedy. You can literally go from acting to hosting to being a personality. — Kevin Hart

What exactly does the I in FBI stand for?" ~Maggie Mae Castro — Beth Yarnall

If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have to be confident in what you are doing. That doesn't mean just because you are confident you are funny. — Judah Friedlander

I was very lucky when I started doing comedy because I hadn't seen much stand-up. I just got up on stage and did it without thinking. — Natasha Leggero

I do some of my best stand-up comedy during sound checks. — Madonna Ciccone

I'm going to try really hard not to be bossy, but I've only done stand-up comedy and then my own show where you're the total boss of everything! — Rosie O'Donnell

In my banjo show with the Steep Canyon Rangers, I do do comedy during that show. It'd be absurd just to stand there mute and play 25 banjo songs. — Steve Martin

I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State. — Dana Carvey

Real comedy can't be learned; it comes from a need for justice. The best who stand up, stand up for something. — Elayne Boosler

My comedy comes from pain. I can't stand to see someone hurting. — Bernie Mac

I want my rockstars dead. — Bill Hicks

It's the ultimate pinnacle of stand-up to have an hour on HBO, but way more people see Comedy Central, and they've been good to me. — Daniel Tosh

Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing. — Doug Stanhope

Stand-up comedy is a raunchy profession. — Aziz Ansari

My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic. — Pauly Shore

Doing stand-up comedy is in the middle of a traffic jam getting everybody moving again. — Jon Stewart

Frank Fay [...] became renowned as the first of the great comic emcees - and in many minds the first stand-up comedian. — Kliph Nesteroff

Comedy is a socially acceptable form of hostility and aggression. That is what comics do, stand the world upside down. — George Carlin

I go to a lot of stand-up comedy. I find more inspiration from observational stuff than from rap. — Riz Ahmed

The ability to workshop in stand-up comedy is incomparable to any art form, in my opinion. — Mike Birbiglia

It takes a while to realize that just because you're a stand-up comedian and you do comedy, you're not going to be good at all comedy. — Jenny Slate

I took a job in a comedy club - not doing stand-up comedy, because that's my idea of hell, but in the office - and I went traveling. — Phoebe Fox

I better start doing stand up comedy in Spanish before every comedian in Mexico translates my jokes. — Felipe Esparza

I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson. — Drew Carey

London seems to be a town with a lot of comedy fans and people that really enjoy stand-up. — Aziz Ansari

In a romantic comedy, it's usually a good idea to have people who can't stand the fact that they are attracted to each other. — Amanda Peet

Improv seemed to replace stand-up, which was very big before that. Stand-up comedy was real hot in the late '80s and through the '90s. — Joe Flaherty

For me, the way I stay consistent is through stand-up comedy. — Kevin Hart

When you're a stand-up, you play in front of 600 people, and it's all about timing. I could never do stand-up comedy; it would be way too hard for me. — Dean Norris

Those of you who are not aware of my brilliant career as a stand up comic, I'm not aware of it either so we might well wonder what we're doing here. — Alan Rickman

If I'm not on tour, I can run down to the comedy club and do a little stand-up. If you're an actor, you can't go - I guess there's forms of it. — Louis C.K.

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. — Tim Allen