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Best Smartass Quotes By Jim Butcher: Are you always a smartass?' Nope. Sometimes I'm

Are you always a smartass?' Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep. — Jim Butcher

Best Smartass Quotes By Jasleen Kaur Gumber: Avoid selling to dumb customers, there aren't enough

Avoid selling to dumb customers, there aren't enough left! — Jasleen Kaur Gumber

Best Smartass Quotes By Olivia Cunning: Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're

Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're black." - Owen — Olivia Cunning

Best Smartass Quotes By J.D. Robb: I shopped,"she said"Dear God! Are you all right?

I shopped,"she said
"Dear God! Are you all right? Should I call for the MTs?"
"Smartass. — J.D. Robb

Best Smartass Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?
Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version. — Toba Beta

Best Smartass Quotes By J.D. Robb: Eve "I shopped,"she saidRoarke "Dear God! Are you

Eve "I shopped,"she said
Roarke "Dear God! Are you all right? Should I call for the MTs?"
Eve "Smartass. — J.D. Robb

Best Smartass Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: Are you having a good time with ...

Are you having a good time with ... Ash?" "Are you having a good time with Happy Hands?" I bit down on my lip. "Such a constant smartass. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Best Smartass Quotes By Deyth Banger: Don't be a smart ass!Smartass die first!!

Don't be a smart ass!
Smartass die first!! — Deyth Banger

Best Smartass Quotes By Jennifer R. McDonald: My feet took an involuntary step backward as

My feet took an involuntary step backward as I suddenly envisioned a world where I wasn't a hot tempered smartass. It was a pretty world. — Jennifer R. McDonald

Best Smartass Quotes By Elaine Stritch: It gets tiring being a smartass.

It gets tiring being a smartass. — Elaine Stritch

Best Smartass Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: Master, why should people love each

Smartass Disciple: Master, why should people love each other ?
Master of Stupidity: Well, orgasm is felt better than kill each other. — Toba Beta

Best Smartass Quotes By Blake Butler: I like smartasses, because I can be smartass

I like smartasses, because I can be smartass back and rashy. — Blake Butler

Best Smartass Quotes By Kendare Blake: I jerk my head toward Thomas and immediately

I jerk my head toward Thomas and immediately curse myself for trying to be a smartass. My head is not healthy enough for smartassery. — Kendare Blake

Best Smartass Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: And you never struck me as the suicidal

And you never struck me as the suicidal type, smartass. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Best Smartass Quotes By Vann Chow: Are there moments when our brains are not

Are there moments when our brains are not exercising?" I questioned. "That would be almost like being brain dead... — Vann Chow

Best Smartass Quotes By J.D. Robb: You're arrogant, domineering, egotistical, and disdainful of the

You're arrogant, domineering, egotistical, and disdainful of the law."
He lifted one amused brow. "And your point would be? — J.D. Robb

Best Smartass Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: Master, what do say about the

Smartass Disciple: Master, what do say about the truth itself ?
Master of Stupidity: Like sex, no fun anymore if all is revealed. — Toba Beta

Best Smartass Quotes By Solange Nicole: You are all wave particles when I close

You are all wave particles when I close my eyes. I am no more entranced by your entanglement than a butterfly is to a bee. — Solange Nicole

Best Smartass Quotes By Rob Pike: A smart terminal is not a smartass terminal,

A smart terminal is not a smartass terminal, but rather a terminal you can educate. — Rob Pike

Best Smartass Quotes By Andrea Speed: Roan tried not to stare, but the guard's

Roan tried not to stare, but the guard's head was almost perfectly egg shaped. He wanted to ask him if he'd ever had a hen sit on him by mistake. — Andrea Speed

Best Smartass Quotes By Catherine Lowell: You'd be amazed to discover all the tangible

You'd be amazed to discover all the tangible things that can come out of dreams." "Like drool? — Catherine Lowell

Best Smartass Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: Always a smartass, I thought, even in the

Always a smartass, I thought, even in the worst situations. I think I kind of loved him just for that. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Best Smartass Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: Please teach me about the truth,

Smartass Disciple: Please teach me about the truth, master.
Master of Stupidity: Hmmm ... tell me about your sexperience! — Toba Beta

Best Smartass Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: Master, what is the secret recipe

Smartass Disciple: Master, what is the secret recipe of your happiness?
Master of Stupidity: If I tell you, there is nobody left to be made fun of. — Toba Beta

Best Smartass Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: Master, that guy's teaching is somehow

Smartass Disciple: Master, that guy's teaching is somehow annoying me.
Master of Stupidity: Only as long as you stay tuned for pissed-off channel. — Toba Beta

Best Smartass Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: Master, I'm going to change the

Smartass Disciple: Master, I'm going to change the whole world.
Master of Stupidity: It changes within you. It changes without you. — Toba Beta

Best Smartass Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?
Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept. — Toba Beta

Best Smartass Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: Master, why God let human did

Smartass Disciple: Master, why God let human did sins in the beginning?
Master of Stupidity: If the saviour must come, why should He prevent that? — Toba Beta

Best Smartass Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: But, you said that it's the

Smartass Disciple: But, you said that it's the truth??
Master of Stupidity: O Yes. That is yesterday's truth. — Toba Beta

Best Smartass Quotes By Toba Beta: Deemed a fool is better than smartass.

Deemed a fool is better than smartass. — Toba Beta