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Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss. — Seth MacFarlane

There are some remarks that are so stupid that to be even vaguely aware of them is the intellectual equivalent of living next door to Chernobyl. — Elizabeth Wurtzel

The expected always happens — Benjamin Disraeli

They fit so perfectly on her hip, but she always had to give them back to their mothers.
Not this baby. This one is mine. With David as dad. — Debra Anastasia

It is not in the entrails of doves that the fall of empires can be read, but in the breeding of secrets and the multiplication of lies. — Rod Duncan

I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire. — Jerry Lawler

My incarceration was actually a positive thing from the beginning. I needed a gimmick to get my act going again, it gave me material. — Tommy Chong

If children are not permitted-not taught-to be adventurers and explorers as children, what will become of the world ... ? — Michael Chabon

Cowardice is for cowards. Fear is for people with brains and eyes and functioning nerve endings. — Katherine Rundell