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Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I! — Si Robertson

Nap time would become a national pastime. A man needs his beauty rest! — Si Robertson

We killed our own hogs, we killed our own beef, we raised our own vegetables, which Mama canned. We did live off the land. — Si Robertson

I'm like an owl ... I don't give a HOOT! — Si Robertson

All of my stories are 95 percent truthful. — Si Robertson

Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here! — Si Robertson

I'm really a shy person. — Si Robertson

Hey, you can't teach an old dog new tricks. Now, you can give an old dog new toys! And, hey, we've got one here. — Si Robertson

Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson
"Oh, that's just a suggestion. — Si Robertson

Hey, dont hate the player, hate the team. — Si Robertson

I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt. — Si Robertson

Si's beard is really awkward. One side is longer than the other, and it's about three different colors. I don't think he washes it. It's nasty. — Willie Robertson

Hey, doctors have proven that daytime naps improve your memory and help you remember important facts. — Si Robertson

I eventually figured out that a cigarette is nothing more than a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper - with fire at one end and an idiot at the other! — Si Robertson

I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that. — Si Robertson

I'm like a fine-tuned race car. You've got to make frequent pit stops when you drink as much tea as I do. — Si Robertson

Everybody thinks I'm the weirdo in the family. — Si Robertson

I don't know any redneck that's not into fun. That's their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck. — Si Robertson

I was in my tighty-whities and I never woke up, and I ran over a mile. — Si Robertson

Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together. — Si Robertson

Some people say I'm a dreamer, others say, 'If you fall asleep at work again we're going to have to let you go'. — Si Robertson

Sometimes, our greatest strengths can be found while trusting God through our greatest obstacles. — Si Robertson

I go out into America, and I am literally navigating a minefield. Godliness has become abnormal. — Si Robertson

When I sign people's stuff, I put down John 3:16 and 17. — Si Robertson

They got some people that are saying, hey, elect me as president. Hey, Washington couldn't handle Si Robertson. Trust me. — Si Robertson

Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning — Si Robertson

The Bible says that you marry for life, okay. It's a lifetime decision. — Si Robertson

A lot of people say, 'Hey, God doesn't have a sense of humor.' Yes, He does. God has a great sense of humor. — Si Robertson

I look in the mirror every morning, okay. What is going on here? You know, I just say, 'Look, it's sheer insanity.' — Si Robertson

A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find. — Si Robertson