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Best Sad Funny Quotes By K.M. Alexander: It's funny. That feeling of home. It's so

It's funny. That feeling of home. It's so temporary, like bathwater: the warmth eventually grows cold. — K.M. Alexander

Best Sad Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: Onions make me sad. A lot of people

Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that. — Mitch Hedberg

Best Sad Funny Quotes By Carrie Jones: She smirks."Are you attempting to stop me, little

She smirks."Are you attempting to stop me, little one?"
"Excuse me? Did you just call me 'little one'? What are you? Like, four feet tall?" I ask. — Carrie Jones

Best Sad Funny Quotes By Fee Scott: America is still AmeriKKKa. rather we like it

America is still AmeriKKKa. rather we like it or not — Fee Scott

Best Sad Funny Quotes By Tears For Fears: I find it kind of funny. I find

I find it kind of funny. I find it kind of sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had. — Tears For Fears

Best Sad Funny Quotes By Jonathan Safran Foer: Fuck You!' [Oskar said] 'Exuse me!' [His mom

Fuck You!' [Oskar said] 'Exuse me!' [His mom said] 'Sorry. I mean, screw you.' 'You need a time-out!' 'I need a mausoleum! — Jonathan Safran Foer

Best Sad Funny Quotes By E.A. Bucchianeri: I have been told the best things in

I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive. — E.A. Bucchianeri

Best Sad Funny Quotes By Arlene Schindler: I come from a long line of miserable

I come from a long line of miserable people. — Arlene Schindler

Best Sad Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan: No Tyson, the guy in the story did

No Tyson, the guy in the story did not attract the attention of a moose. Tyson is sad now. — Rick Riordan

Best Sad Funny Quotes By Danielle Violette: Love can do funny things to you. It

Love can do funny things to you. It can make you happy; it can make you sad. It can even make you downright miserable. — Danielle Violette

Best Sad Funny Quotes By Nick Hornby: Funny + sad is what I'm pitching for,

Funny + sad is what I'm pitching for, every time. — Nick Hornby

Best Sad Funny Quotes By Ammon Shea: There can be funny moments during sad stories

There can be funny moments during sad stories — Ammon Shea

Best Sad Funny Quotes By E.M. Denning: Through a veil of tears I watched the

Through a veil of tears I watched the city get smaller and smaller. It was funny, because it sort of felt as if my heart was doing the same thing. — E.M. Denning

Best Sad Funny Quotes By Seth Green: It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody

It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny. — Seth Green

Best Sad Funny Quotes By Lorrie Moore: I don't sit down to write a funny

I don't sit down to write a funny story. Every single thing I sit down to write is meant to be sad. — Lorrie Moore

Best Sad Funny Quotes By Melissa Walker: It's like they were worried that I'd be

It's like they were worried that I'd be alone all day brooding and painting my cabin black or something - sheesh. — Melissa Walker

Best Sad Funny Quotes By Rob Brydon: Terribly sad news about Stuart Cable, such a

Terribly sad news about Stuart Cable, such a lovely, warm, funny, talented man. — Rob Brydon