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A pretty face and a beautiful body blind a man more quickly than any poker through the eyes.
— Francine Rivers
Watch out for the Baobabs!
— Antoine De Saint-Exupery
Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing
— Ron Swanson
I was born ready, I'm Ron F****** Swanson
— Ron Swanson
Personally, I think there's a lot to recommend being friends with your ex, and I'm glad to admit that I'm living proof of its possibility.
— Mariella Frostrup
There's only one thing I hate more than lying... Skim milk. which is water that's lying about being milk. Ron Swanson.
— Ron Swanson
When the doctor said I had diabetes, I conjured images of languishing on a chaise longue nibbling chocolates. I have no idea why I thought this.
— Mary Tyler Moore
Dear Frozen Yogurt,
You are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars. — Ron Swanson
You are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars. — Ron Swanson
No coward soul is mine.
— Emily Bronte