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Every crowd has a silver lining. — P.T. Barnum

I'm like an abused puppy, so desperate for attention that it's almost a surprise when I get belted in the gut.
Again. — Talia Vance

Just the other day I said to Fang, "Don't you think we've got a storybook romance?" and he said, "Yes, and every page is ripped. — Phyllis Diller

My blood roasts my veins at her thinly-veiled insinuations. — Adriana Locke

It is difficult to see a situation for what it is when you are in the midst of it," Tsukiko says. "It is too familiar. Too comfortable. — Erin Morgenstern

Jeff Ross has a new show on Comedy Central where he roasts the news. It'll be perfect for people who find Jon Stewart too handsome and funny. — Seth Green

The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport. — Gilbert Gottfried

He stopped. You're upset. I'll shut up and leave you — Iris Johansen

I hate being mean. I watch those roasts on Comedy Central and they make the hair on the back of my neck stand up. — Julie Brown

If all power corrupts, then a doctor, who literally holds life and death in his hands, must be at particular risk. — P.D. James

God simply faded into the background like our toys, into the distant past. And the memories of Sunday roasts with pudding and custard. — Abigail George

When Kieran turned to face him, Nathan said, 'Who says roasts are only for Sundays, eh? — Michael Obiora

That's one of the things my family miss most when I'm travelling - my Sunday roasts and my Japanese meals. — Jade Jagger