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Best Retort Quotes By Laini Taylor: Well, Karou had wanted to retort, with all

Well, Karou had wanted to retort, with all the gravity and maturity she could muster. Duh. — Laini Taylor

Best Retort Quotes By George Bernard Shaw: You must not suppose, because I am a

You must not suppose, because I am a man of letters, that I never tried to earn an honest living. — George Bernard Shaw

Best Retort Quotes By Richelle Mead: I can understand bitchiness in any language.

I can understand bitchiness in any language. — Richelle Mead

Best Retort Quotes By Terry Pratchett: The second mouse gets the cheese!

The second mouse gets the cheese! — Terry Pratchett

Best Retort Quotes By Luther Burbank: What is the use of assuring Fundamentalists that

What is the use of assuring Fundamentalists that science is compatible with religion. They retort at once, Certainly not with our religion. — Luther Burbank

Best Retort Quotes By Gellu Naum: The horror of the void became once again

The horror of the void became once again its own inverted retort. — Gellu Naum

Best Retort Quotes By Mahatma Gandhi: The willing sacrifice of the innocents is the

The willing sacrifice of the innocents is the most powerful retort to insolent tyranny that has yet to be conceived by God or man. — Mahatma Gandhi

Best Retort Quotes By Kristin Hannah: Caro: "Bite me."Ruby: "I gave that up in

Caro: "Bite me."
Ruby: "I gave that up in kindergarten. — Kristin Hannah

Best Retort Quotes By Cassandra Clare: Alec muttered a retort into his coffee. It

Alec muttered a retort into his coffee. It rhymed with something that sounded a lot more like ducking glass mole. — Cassandra Clare

Best Retort Quotes By Charlotte Perkins Gilman: Audiences are always better pleased with a smart

Audiences are always better pleased with a smart retort, some joke or epigram, than with any amount of reasoning. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman

Best Retort Quotes By Courtney Summers: I don't like you with Becky. She's not

I don't like you with Becky. She's not a very nice girl.'
'I don't like you with Jake. He's not me. — Courtney Summers

Best Retort Quotes By Rachel Hawkins: I had an incredibly nasty retort ready that

I had an incredibly nasty retort ready that involved his mother and the U.S. Navy. — Rachel Hawkins

Best Retort Quotes By Frank Zappa: Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does

Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'
Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table? — Frank Zappa

Best Retort Quotes By Mark Twain: A woman springs a sudden reproach upon you

A woman springs a sudden reproach upon you which provokes a hot retort, and then she will presently ask you to apologize. — Mark Twain

Best Retort Quotes By Amanda Bouchet: The warlord pierces me with a hard stare.

The warlord pierces me with a hard stare. "We can do this the easy way, or the hard way."
"Or no way, " I retort. — Amanda Bouchet

Best Retort Quotes By Roger Scruton: A philosopher who says, 'There are no truths,

A philosopher who says, 'There are no truths, only interpretations,' risks the retort: 'Is that true, or only an interpretation?' — Roger Scruton

Best Retort Quotes By Amit Chaudhuri: The grown-ups snapped the chillies (each made a

The grown-ups snapped the chillies (each made a sound terse as a satirical retort), and scattered the tiny, deadly seeds in their food. — Amit Chaudhuri

Best Retort Quotes By Shannon Hale: I don't know how you persist in being

I don't know how you persist in being so stubborn-"
"It's a superpower. I was bitten by a radioactive mule. — Shannon Hale

Best Retort Quotes By Darynda Jones: I don't want you to forget this moment.

I don't want you to forget this moment. In about a week, I'll come up with a scathing retort. - T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones

Best Retort Quotes By Nicolas Chamfort: Someone described Providence as the baptismal name of

Someone described Providence as the baptismal name of chance; no doubt some pious person will retort that chance is the nickname of Providence. — Nicolas Chamfort

Best Retort Quotes By Patrick Rothfuss: I do not understand this man," [Tempi] said.

I do not understand this man," [Tempi] said. "Is he attempting to buy sex with me? Or does he wish to fight? — Patrick Rothfuss

Best Retort Quotes By Anonymous: You suck at walking in heels." "And you

You suck at walking in heels." "And you suck at trying not to fuck me in public," I retort. — Anonymous

Best Retort Quotes By E. M. Forster: One doesn't come to Italy for niceness," was

One doesn't come to Italy for niceness," was the retort; "one comes for life. Buon giorno! Buon giorno! — E. M. Forster

Best Retort Quotes By Terry Pratchett: (About a cookbook ... )- What about this

(About a cookbook ... )
- What about this one? Maids of Honor?
- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor ... but they ends up Tarts. — Terry Pratchett

Best Retort Quotes By Bill Watterson: Well, remember what you said, because in a

Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN — Bill Watterson

Best Retort Quotes By George W. Bush: Other Republican candidates may retort to personal attacks

Other Republican candidates may retort to personal attacks and negative ads. — George W. Bush

Best Retort Quotes By George Bernard Shaw: I am the most spontaneous speaker in the

I am the most spontaneous speaker in the world because every word, every gesture, and every retort has been carefully rehearsed. — George Bernard Shaw

Best Retort Quotes By Amanda Hocking: What's your angle?" I asked, trying to sound

What's your angle?" I asked, trying to sound more playful than demanding.
"Isosceles," Jack quipped. — Amanda Hocking

Best Retort Quotes By Margot Asquith: [Jean Harlow] 'Say - aren't you Margot Asquith?'

[Jean Harlow] 'Say - aren't you Margot Asquith?' (pronouncing the hard 't')
[Margot Asquith] 'Yes Dear, But the 't' is silent, as in Harlow. — Margot Asquith

Best Retort Quotes By Alan Ryker: He couldn't retort back,

He couldn't retort back, — Alan Ryker