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We have this terrible struggle to try to explain things to people who have no reason to want to know. — Richard P. Feynman

Food became, for dinner parties in the sixties, what abstract expressionism had been in the fifties. — Nora Ephron

Never let the state of waiting be in your mind.
Just do something else and do it by intention. — Toba Beta

You can't just explain a joke. Either it isn't funny, or the person just totally missed the punchline. — Cass McCombs

It's a real challenge to complete a story arc and end up with a cool punchline in 120 characters. — Mark Hoppus

Brazil has its own fashion identity. Many very talented Brazilian designers show every season at Sao Paulo and Rio fashion weeks. — Gisele Bundchen

Eddie remembered the punchline of an old New York joke: "Pardon me, sir, can you tell me how to get to City Hall, or should I just go fuck myself? — Stephen King

School is a joke. But go along with it, because you are very near to the punchline. — Matt Haig

Nickelback walks into a bar ... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny. — Dave Grohl

It's silly to anthropomorphize bread, but I love the fact that it needs to sit quietly, to retreat from touch and noise and drama, in order to evolve. — Jodi Picoult

Every single fat comic uses his weight as a punchline. There is something sad about that. — Gene Weingarten

Maybe the universe is a giant practical joke and we don't know the punchline. — John Lloyd

Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline. — Larry David

Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be a punchline. — Leslie Nielsen

As though all the world were a bad joke and she was the only one around who knew the punchline. — Jack Ketchum

I love fishing. It's transcendental meditation with a punchline. — Billy Connolly

If you can't laugh at your life, then your life is a punchline in a bad joke. — Andrew Barger

The outfit soon took on color, dash and a unique flavor which is the essence of that elusive and deathless thing called soldiering. — Douglas MacArthur

Because her laughter spurts through a blowhole in the top of her head and sprays all over the morning. — David Mitchell

Sometimes I feel like the punchline of God's favorite joke. — Lara McLaughlin

I think the gap between rich and poor is an extremely dangerous phenomenon and needs the immediate attention of the state. — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The collectors of revenue and the policeman are the only symbols by which millions in India's villages know British rule. — Mahatma Gandhi

I'm a bit of a tomboy, but when it comes to love I am a doormat. — Elisabetta Canalis

If they were the jokes, I was the punch line. — Kimberly Novosel

As if life were a joke, and heaven the place where the cosmic punchline is finally explained to us. There — Stephen King

The joke is, we all have the same punchline. — Chuck Palahniuk

I always thought the leading actor should be the best supporting actor, because you're the only person that can help every other actor on the set. — Kevin Costner

The comedian can put the punchline out there, but it's the audience that receives it - and has to get it. — Rachel Sklar

He had perfected the art of looking interested, and could grasp in surprise at any and every predictable punchline. — Ian Rankin