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We have this terrible struggle to try to explain things to people who have no reason to want to know.
— Richard P. Feynman
Food became, for dinner parties in the sixties, what abstract expressionism had been in the fifties.
— Nora Ephron
Never let the state of waiting be in your mind. Just do something else and do it by intention. — Toba Beta
You can't just explain a joke. Either it isn't funny, or the person just totally missed the punchline.
— Cass McCombs
It's a real challenge to complete a story arc and end up with a cool punchline in 120 characters.
— Mark Hoppus
Brazil has its own fashion identity. Many very talented Brazilian designers show every season at Sao Paulo and Rio fashion weeks.
— Gisele Bundchen
Nickelback walks into a bar ... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.
— Dave Grohl
Every single fat comic uses his weight as a punchline. There is something sad about that.
— Gene Weingarten
Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.
— Larry David
Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be a punchline.
— Leslie Nielsen
As though all the world were a bad joke and she was the only one around who knew the punchline.
— Jack Ketchum
I love fishing. It's transcendental meditation with a punchline.
— Billy Connolly
The outfit soon took on color, dash and a unique flavor which is the essence of that elusive and deathless thing called soldiering.
— Douglas MacArthur
Because her laughter spurts through a blowhole in the top of her head and sprays all over the morning.
— David Mitchell
Sometimes I feel like the punchline of God's favorite joke.
— Lara McLaughlin
I think the gap between rich and poor is an extremely dangerous phenomenon and needs the immediate attention of the state.
— Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
The collectors of revenue and the policeman are the only symbols by which millions in India's villages know British rule.
— Mahatma Gandhi
I'm a bit of a tomboy, but when it comes to love I am a doormat.
— Elisabetta Canalis
If they were the jokes, I was the punch line.
— Kimberly Novosel
As if life were a joke, and heaven the place where the cosmic punchline is finally explained to us. There
— Stephen King
The joke is, we all have the same punchline.
— Chuck Palahniuk
The comedian can put the punchline out there, but it's the audience that receives it - and has to get it.
— Rachel Sklar
He had perfected the art of looking interested, and could grasp in surprise at any and every predictable punchline.
— Ian Rankin