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We need to pull over now," she screeched as she gagged. "Paper is not supposed to be made out of poop. — Robyn Peterman

Nancy writes romantic cookbooks! — Robyn Peterman

And you're on crack. I'm a witch and you're a wolf. I was not built to blow puppies out of my hooha." His — Robyn Peterman

I was just pissy and bored and horny and lonely. It was a bad combination. Bad. — Robyn Peterman

It takes a while for the heat to work in this piece of shit, but when it kicks in, you'll sweat like a fat whore at confession. — Robyn Peterman

Stand-up is the scariest thing - whether it's TV, movies, improv - stand-up is the worst. — Melissa Peterman

Hooters McHoulihan, let's get the fuck out of here. This G-string is so far up my ass, it's making my brain hurt, Jane grumbled — Robyn Peterman

Have you been writing any personal experience articles lately?" the woman asked the writer. "No," replied the writer. "I've been busy having them. — Ruth Peterman

and a build like a brick shithouse. — Robyn Peterman

Do you mind if we leave here so I can chain smoke 'til I throw up so it will be easier to quit? — Robyn Peterman

If you puke in my room, I will make you eat it. Do you understand me? — Robyn Peterman

The outside often ends up being a manifestation of what lies within. — Robyn Peterman

I'm playing Soda Candy Crush. I'm on level 660 and I found a way to cheat to get more lives. Besides, it's getting boring here," Satan replied. — Robyn Peterman

That's what motherhood is: you're working; you're doing 25 different jobs, and you're not getting paid. — Melissa Peterman

I'd never read a romance novel about conjoined twins. It was a huge market that had never been tapped. I had just come up with the new Twilight, — Robyn Peterman

Will you guys by okay?" I asked granny and BFF.
"Oh, hell yeah. We're gonna play Twister and then try on wigs and girdles," Granny informed us. — Robyn Peterman

She crossed her toothpick legs, and I realized with sickening clarity that she was going commando. — Robyn Peterman

If you haven't made a mistake I cast a jaundiced eye, because you're probably not doing anything. — John Peterman

Crazy didn't just run in my family ... it stopped and strolled and hung out. — Robyn Peterman

Life happens whether we are ready or not - the only choice or control we have is whether or not we will rise to meet its challenges. — Robyn Peterman

Jumping up and down like a Mexican jumping bean on crack. — Robyn Peterman

When you're a little bit dumb and naive things get done that no one believed could be done. — John Peterman

It's always possible as an actress that your last job could really be your last job. — Melissa Peterman

Cockmotherhumpershitpissbodoinkeewacker, — Robyn Peterman

It occurred to me that might not be the best of ideas, but desperate times led to stupid measures. — Robyn Peterman

When you die, the only things you leave behind are memories in the minds of those who loved you. That was how you lived on. — Robyn Peterman

God lets people out to play poker?" This was too much for even me to believe and I was a Vampyre. A myth . . . — Robyn Peterman

What in the hell are you digging for?" "The seat belt." "Oh." She shrugged guiltily. "I cut them out. Everybody's doing it. — Robyn Peterman

I have a husband, and babysitters; I find it hard. I find it amazing how single moms do it. — Melissa Peterman

I love to dance; it's one of my favorite things to do. — Melissa Peterman

I was speechless. Rare for me, but if anyone was capable of shocking me to silence, it was my mother. — Robyn Peterman

Do Dragons eat Mexican?" Hank wondered out loud.
"Dude, they eat people. Mexican is a vast improvement over people. — Robyn Peterman