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Nothing says I love you like a pre- lubricated butthole. — Nick Pageant

Somewhere a woman is praying her toddler wins a beauty pageant. I say this because sometimes people wonder why God lets tornadoes happen. — Dana Gould

Now I was truly offended. "I don't read romance novels," I hissed, "I read gay fiction. — Nick Pageant

I did one pageant in sixth grade, and I loved it! I loved the dresses and the big hair. — Molly Quinn

The Miss America Pageant reinforces a belief that women are merely how they look and how they please. — Gloria Steinem

Can we all agree that the sexiest thing in the world is a nice ass in a jockstrap? Is there anything better in creation? I think not. — Nick Pageant

I'm a pageant girl from Texas, so I like makeup and hairspray. And the smoky eye? I think I was born with it! — Eva Longoria

No Life can pompless pass away -
The lowliest career
To the same Pageant wends its way
As that exalted here - — Emily Dickinson

Now, how can I be anti-woman? I even judged the Miss America pageant. — Rush Limbaugh

Nothing impresses the mind with a deeper feeling of loneliness than to tread the silent and deserted scene of former throng and pageant. — Washington Irving

I kind of like to think of myself as the bad girl Olympian that would get kicked out of the Miss America pageant. — Ronda Rousey

All our pride is but a jest. None are worst and none are best. Grief and hope and joy and fear Play their pageant everywhere. — Thomas Campion

Pageant makeup is so different from your day-to-day look. When you're on stage you really have to pack it on. — Katherine Webb

I do an international beauty pageant called Queen of the Universe for UNESCO, and what we do is we build kindergartens around the world. — Joyce Giraud

Whatever this guy was about to dish out, I was prepared to respond with, "Thank you, sir, and, may I have another? — Nick Pageant

I accidentally entered a youth pageant when I was 14. That's like a beauty pageant, but without the beauty. It was terrible. — Zooey Deschanel

The pageant of a former hour, Is Beauty in the Grave. — Roger Scruton

Walmart suddenly smells like a prosti-tot pageant. — Fanny Merkin

Back in the day after I won my first pageant there was an agency that was getting me work on the side. — Maria Menounos

I held a beautiful leather-bound copy of Moby Dick in one hand and my Moby dick in the other. — Nick Pageant

History is the great dust-heap ... a pageant and not a philosophy. — Augustine Birrell

My family took me to church when I was like 4 years old, and I had to be in a pageant, and I was playing Jesus. — David Walton

I'll read anything since I'm something of a book slut. — Nick Pageant

I was one sexy, cardigan-clad HoMoFo. — Nick Pageant

It seemed to me that this might be a great pageant, which would give a chance for a very interesting picture. — Henry Ossawa Tanner

The truth isn't meant to be pretty, that's for beauty pageants. — Marc Marcel

Then I realized that for eighteen hundred years the Church Militant had not been a pageant, but a riot - and a suppressed riot. There, — G.K. Chesterton

Don't worry, though, I'm sure you're still both tighter than the knots on a tree. — Nick Pageant

The day of the sun is like the day of a king. It is a promenade in the morning, a sitting on the throne at noon, a pageant in the evening. — Wallace Stevens

It sounded artificial, like a beauty pageant contestant pledging world peace. I did feel sad, but articulating it seemed cheap to me. — Gillian Flynn

OVATION, n. n ancient Rome, a definite, formal pageant in honor of one who had been disserviceable to the enemies of the nation. A lesser "triumph." — Ambrose Bierce

You're filmed that one very special day of the pageant, and you want to make sure you're as ready to go as you can be. — Olivia Culpo