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Think of controversy as the necessary mating ritual before various good ideas can give birth to progress.
— Lois Kelly
My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication.
— Renee Zellweger
Every virtuous act has some Dark secret in its heart; every risk we take contains a mystery that can't be solved.
— Gregory David Roberts
When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run from there.
— Amit Kalantri
Grissom is a character who doesn't really want people poking around in his life. He likes to poke around in his work.
— William Petersen
My mum taught me always to see the funny side of things.
— Michelle Dockery
All that is necessary for a student is access to a library.
— Thomas Jefferson
Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note!
— Bob Monkhouse
I try to put out fires when bizarre rumors get started.
— Chris Weitz
Mum insists on calling Sat Nav "the Talking Map," like she's a medieval peasant who believes in witchcraft.
— Marian Keyes
Groans that words cannot express" (Rom. 8:26) are often prayers that God cannot refuse. Charles H. Spurgeon
— Lettie B. Cowman
Superstition is another word for Everyday life.
— Lionel Suggs
Today the earth is populated with billions of people desperately hoping to "get somewhere," but having no idea of where they're going.
— Neale Donald Walsch
War demands sacrifice of the people. It gives only suffering in return.
— Frederic C. Howe
A man who truly knows himself realizes his own worthlessness, and takes no pleasure in the praises of men.
— Thomas A Kempis
Your intuition knows what to write, so get out of the way.
— Ray Bradbury
The elasticity of Shakespeare is extraordinary.
— Kenneth Branagh