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I have a hard time with interviews, because I'd rather hear about the interviewer. — Maria Bamford

If you stay alive for no other reason do it for spite — Maria Bamford

Younger and younger, our children are seeing the sippy-cup as half empty. — Maria Bamford

I have received more fulfillment and adulation than I would ever know what to do with in terms of show business. — Maria Bamford

I'm not an extroverted person, nor am I hyper-confident in my point of view. I just don't have that personality. — Maria Bamford

Time flies when you are anxious! — Maria Bamford

Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? I'm so hungry. — Maria Bamford

I get sort of short with people and start grumbling and clearing my throat - in honor of my father - when I'm impatient. It's very charming. — Maria Bamford

I love support groups, people talking about their feelings. — Maria Bamford

I express things through characters because I have a fear that my own voice is irritating because that's been said to me. — Maria Bamford

When I'm up on stage and do a joke, half the people interpret it one way and half of them interpret it the way I want them to. — Maria Bamford

I sleep hard; I dream harder! — Maria Bamford

We're all doing the best we can and sometimes it is not that good. — Maria Bamford

As far as I can tell, comedians are pretty serious people, and that's why they make fun of things all of the time. — Maria Bamford

Sometimes I worry I don't want to get married as much as I'd like to be dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread dough. — Maria Bamford

I have a comic character - my sister said that I'm the victim of every joke I tell. — Maria Bamford

I never really thought of myself as depressed so much as paralyzed by hope. — Maria Bamford

Even if you're disgusting, and everyone is creeped out by you and thinks you're gross, you know, keep doing what you love! — Maria Bamford

I think I, like a lot of people, have that type of brain where I find it interesting or fulfilling to worry about something. — Maria Bamford

Here's the Middle East. Here's the mosque, here's the church, open the temple, everybody's MAD! — Maria Bamford

I feel bad about that, that I worship celebrities ... but their moods create weather. — Maria Bamford

I have trouble watching singers because they are so sincere. — Maria Bamford

Get out of your house and go see some live performance, for God's sake. There are people creating things just outside your window. — Maria Bamford

If you stay alive for no reason at all, please do it for spite. — Maria Bamford

When you're a comedian, you're just by yourself. — Maria Bamford

The thing that keeps the thoughts coming back is the power that you put in the thought that you can't think of it. — Maria Bamford

I think you can lose yourself in any creative activity - if you enjoy your job or enjoy a task, you can lose yourself in that. — Maria Bamford

I find it creatively satisfying to write material and say it out loud in a public place, whether or not anyone's listening. — Maria Bamford

I'm not technically rich, but I do have a lot of s**t that I don't need, that I refuse to share with others. — Maria Bamford

I just love that part of comedy, where you see somebody's jokes develop. They try something new to see what works, and I just love that part. — Maria Bamford

It's always the compliments from people you love that mean so much. — Maria Bamford

People get really irritated by mental illness. — Maria Bamford