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If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone. — Lenny Bruce

(On his addiction to opiods): I'll die young, but it's like kissing God. — Lenny Bruce

If something about the human body disgusts you, the fault lies with the manufacturer. — Lenny Bruce

She was Bloomingdale's, not Victoria Secret. She was vanilla, not peach. She was Paul Reiser, not Lenny Bruce. This was not my kind of chick. — Christopher Paul Meyer

Mother Goose is on the loose, stealing lines from Lenny Bruce. — Phil Ochs

You can't just run out and start the car until some cat invents a car. — Lenny Bruce

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do. — Lenny Bruce

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. — Lenny Bruce

Freedom of speech is a two way street, man. You have the right to say whatever you want and the Boss has a right to tell the police to arrest you. — Lenny Bruce

I'm sure that half the buzz from smoking grass was the fact that it was so illegal. — Lenny Bruce

Communism is just one big telephone company. — Lenny Bruce

I was surprised when Nixon passed the test and showed up in heaven, but, I guess Hitler threw off the curve for our century. — Lenny Bruce

I was about 12 when I heard my first Lenny Bruce record. He was already dead. But it changed my life and really did change the world. — Penn Jillette

People are leaving the church and going back to God. — Lenny Bruce

When earth gets good and crowded, like 15th century England, then some new Pilgrims are gonna rocket their Mayflowers to a new solar system. — Lenny Bruce

If you live in New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish — Lenny Bruce

Satire is tragedy plus time. — Lenny Bruce

If I just stuck to pot I might have found out what a drag being an aging hipster actually was. — Lenny Bruce

But the only comparison that I want to Lenny Bruce is that I'm funny. I'm Freddie Prinze, Puerto Rican all the way. — Freddie Prinze

The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is. — Lenny Bruce

Lenny Bruce died from an overdose of police — Phil Spector

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls. — Lenny Bruce

Children ought to watch pornographic movies: it's healthier than learning about sex from Hollywood. — Lenny Bruce

If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government. — Lenny Bruce

Faith is to the human what sand is to the ostrich. — Lenny Bruce

Once you sleep on feathers you can't go back to sleeping on the floor. — Lenny Bruce

It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness. — Lenny Bruce

If there was absolute freedom, people would run over babies and charge admission. — Lenny Bruce

Lenny Bruce is a very moral man trying to improve the world and trying to make audiences think. — Dorothy Kilgallen

Bill Maher fancies himself the reincarnation of Lenny Bruce. — Bernard Goldberg