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Some days life just wasn't worth the trouble of chewing through the leather straps on the straitjacket. — Katie Maxwell
It's no fun feeling your thoughts are being controlled by an electrode, and someone else is holding the clicker. — Alice Weaver Flaherty
You know, I became a director out of necessity. I was writing comedies, and I couldn't find anybody to deliver it correctly. — Albert Brooks
I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside. — Ken Dodd
I am not bigoted enough for a system-and not even for my system. — Friedrich Nietzsche
A True Friend who leaves heart felt messages, can be a lighthouse to others, sharing light and truth, which comes from their heart. — Tom Baker
If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute - I've got to have them. — Ken Dodd
My teeth are all my own. I've just finished paying for them. — Ken Dodd
Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you're in dead trouble! — Ken Dodd
Television is like a great monster, eating your gags as fast as you say them. — Ken Dodd
My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson.' — Ken Dodd
Men's legs have a terribly lonely life - standing in the dark in your trousers all day. — Ken Dodd
I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don't like to interrupt her. — Ken Dodd
Plant the seed of desire in your mind and it forms a nucleus with power to attract to itself everything needed for its fulfillment. — Robert Collier
The wild animals seemed less predatory to him than people he had known. — Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. — Ken Dodd
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it. — Ken Dodd
Sometimes when you see something every day you forget its mystery. — Tracey Lindberg
We cannot make our way to the horizon without passing through the field of heather." It — Bradley P. Beaulieu
Why give give up?
Why give in? — Breaking Benjamin
The trouble with Freud is that he never played the Glasgow Empire Saturday night. — Ken Dodd

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