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Best Jimmy Carr Quotes By Jimmy Carr: People with Tourettes ... What makes them tick?

People with Tourettes ... What makes them tick? — Jimmy Carr

Best Jimmy Carr Quotes By Jimmy Carr: I was a Christian. I didn't want to

I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26. — Jimmy Carr

Best Jimmy Carr Quotes By Jimmy Carr: I do realise that when I laugh, it

I do realise that when I laugh, it sounds like a seal is being molested. — Jimmy Carr

Best Jimmy Carr Quotes By Rufus Hound: Jimmy Carr is a very nice man who

Jimmy Carr is a very nice man who works incredibly hard and has donated loads of money to good causes. He's done absolutely nothing illegal. — Rufus Hound

Best Jimmy Carr Quotes By Jimmy Carr: I am trying to release endorphins here. I

I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh. — Jimmy Carr

Best Jimmy Carr Quotes By Jimmy Carr: Like most of the world's population I'm into

Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, but in a properly big and important way. My perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee. — Jimmy Carr

Best Jimmy Carr Quotes By Jimmy Carr: How many airports are there in the world?

How many airports are there in the world? — Jimmy Carr

Best Jimmy Carr Quotes By Jimmy Carr: In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread

In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza. — Jimmy Carr

Best Jimmy Carr Quotes By Jimmy Carr: I may be middle class, but I'm hard.

I may be middle class, but I'm hard. 'Al dente', you could say. — Jimmy Carr

Best Jimmy Carr Quotes By Jimmy Carr: There's things that I couldn't joke about but

There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could. — Jimmy Carr

Best Jimmy Carr Quotes By Jimmy Carr: When people come over to my house for

When people come over to my house for dinner, I always have a vegetarian option. They can make do, or they can **** off! — Jimmy Carr

Best Jimmy Carr Quotes By Jimmy Carr: People say, "Now you've given up booze at

People say, "Now you've given up booze at least you can remember what you did last night." I say, "Yeah, nothing." - Frank Skinner — Jimmy Carr

Best Jimmy Carr Quotes By Jimmy Carr: I pay what I have to and not

I pay what I have to and not a penny more. — Jimmy Carr

Best Jimmy Carr Quotes By Jimmy Carr: When you eat a lot of spicy food,

When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton. — Jimmy Carr

Best Jimmy Carr Quotes By Jimmy Carr: I worry about my nan. If she's alone

I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead. — Jimmy Carr

Best Jimmy Carr Quotes By Jimmy Carr: Ten years after the Chernobyl accident, and am

Ten years after the Chernobyl accident, and am I the only one that's disappointed? Still no superheros. — Jimmy Carr

Best Jimmy Carr Quotes By Jimmy Carr: Jesus loves you ... He's not 'in love'

Jesus loves you ... He's not 'in love' with you. — Jimmy Carr

Best Jimmy Carr Quotes By Jimmy Carr: A surprising amount of my jokes sound very

A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true. — Jimmy Carr

Best Jimmy Carr Quotes By Jimmy Carr: I saw that show, 50 Things To Do

I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was 'Shout For Help'. — Jimmy Carr

Best Jimmy Carr Quotes By Jimmy Carr: More people are going out to comedy shows

More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before. — Jimmy Carr

Best Jimmy Carr Quotes By Jimmy Carr: Boxers don't have sex before a fight. Do

Boxers don't have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other ... — Jimmy Carr

Best Jimmy Carr Quotes By Jimmy Carr: I, of course, don't have an accent. This

I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly. — Jimmy Carr

Best Jimmy Carr Quotes By Jimmy Carr: When someone close to you dies, move seats.

When someone close to you dies, move seats. — Jimmy Carr

Best Jimmy Carr Quotes By Jimmy Carr: My father always used to say, "What doesn't

My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident. — Jimmy Carr

Best Jimmy Carr Quotes By Jimmy Carr: Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was

Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?" — Jimmy Carr

Best Jimmy Carr Quotes By Jimmy Carr: When I travel, I get lovesick. Well, they

When I travel, I get lovesick. Well, they call it chlamydia. — Jimmy Carr

Best Jimmy Carr Quotes By Robin Ince: Not since Jimmy Carr have I seen a

Not since Jimmy Carr have I seen a cold computer programme on stage generate so much laughter. — Robin Ince

Best Jimmy Carr Quotes By Jimmy Carr: I think being successful in comedy is being

I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake. — Jimmy Carr

Best Jimmy Carr Quotes By Jimmy Carr: If we're all God's children, what's so special

If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus? — Jimmy Carr

Best Jimmy Carr Quotes By Jimmy Carr: Creationists, the right-wing Christians, creationists believe every word

Creationists, the right-wing Christians, creationists believe every word Genesis says. I don't even think Phil Collins is a good drummer. — Jimmy Carr

Best Jimmy Carr Quotes By Jimmy Carr: I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger".

I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it. — Jimmy Carr

Best Jimmy Carr Quotes By Jimmy Carr: Even if you're doing the national insurance awards,

Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums. — Jimmy Carr